DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DentSidePhil]

It will NEVER be enough.

Maybe the horse will continue the DSP legacy by begging for his funeral costs once the fat fucker finally keels over live on stream.
OK, sound good ?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He has, at some point, gone back and purged a few things that are significant problems to his narratives.
Not things that just make him look like a lying asshole, like wanting to slap an 11 year old girl, but stuff like this where it really calls his entire 'value' system and personal ethics into question.

It appears the only place you can find the stream with the slides featuring his chair sponsorship, him shilling the chairs, and him banning people for questioning the quality of his sponsor is on detractor channels... because Phil went back at some point and purged that prestream video from his channel. All the ones around it are intact, so it was a calculated removal.

It's funny because these handful of missing videos do indicate that some part of him understands what he really is and knows he needs to hide it.

Like I said yesterday, Phil is generally on point with identifying such things, and this is another example. If he's not going to turn his shit around the moral way, which he isn't, ever, then literally deleting it makes logical sense, if he wants to still revive his career at least a little bit. And we can tell that he does want that.

I could say a lot about the psychology of what's going on, but for now I'll just leave it at this: Phil knows his behavior is considered immoral by others, and the only reason he isn't worse about it is because public opinion matters to him. Based Phil would be legit dangerous.

He also behaves like he has an extreme phobia of experimentation. He's always trying for the exact same combos and moves every time. Also his complaints about auto combos make zero sense. If they are as easy and powerful as he claims, why not use them? Instead he tries to brute force the same move, no matter how unsafe they are.

In looking at every other area of his life, I would say he DOES have that phobia. His streams aren't even about making money, not the way he conducts them. All his decisions come from his personality problems. Begging for tips? That money is for playing Champions, a personality flaw. Long-ass pre-stream? It's him eating copium. Running from Gojitenks (I mean this literally and metaphorically)? Protecting his ago. Using guides to cover up his incompetence? Same thing. Relying on walking-sims? Same thing.

Literally the only thing Phil does in his life that's deliberately to support himself via streaming, is stream himself six days a week. Everything else is his psychological issues getting enabled, including doing everything possible to avoid adaptation of any kind in any area of his life. When you watch him face-tank his way through a part of a game, you're watching the same brain process that happens when he encounters a hurdle in real life.

This is why he doesn't like change, or unpredictability. His shitty personality dictates everything, and because he lets his issues run rampant, that means it demands a specific script be followed by his entire environment. Doesn't help that Phil hates everybody and is obsessed with feeling better than them because he knows he isn't. When they go against the needs of his issues, they were already skating on thin ice with him, as a default, so it's even more offensive.

The stream where he faced Sean for the first time disagrees. After that stream buck broke him he started reading guides and ended up beating the game more or less easily.

That's how it always goes, Sifu only got some salt out of him because it just happened to be one of those games that could slip past his difficult game detector. Elden Ring was never going to pull that off, it was too big of a deal, and made by the same company he's most known for following.

 

[SomeBoyo]

mocking voice "phil, when are you gonna play Dying Light 2/wwe" no time, but is also gonna play ghostwire and kirby (presumably at launch), totally makes sense.

24 hours in, is told that he's a fifth in

This was last Wednesday, now he is 40 hours/ one third in.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: March 13, 2022 - Great Day DESPITE Daylight Saving Time! I'm Here Tomorrow Too!

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

The way I see it the situation, it could go one of two ways:

1. Phil is playing the new WWE game on release day or as soon as he can get it. Playing it on stream is just a matter of deciding to give up all pretenses or getting over his ego, knowing that he will be mocked for playing wwe stuff

2. For some odd reason, Phil stays away from the new game. His alcohol soaked brain probably wouldn't like a WWE game where he's not able to pay his way into being the top player.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he's so fucking mad about that death counter hahahaha

In his case, an incompetence counter. amirite?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The way I see it the situation, it could go one of two ways:

1. Phil is playing the new WWE game on release day or as soon as he can get it. Playing it on stream is just a matter of deciding to give up all pretenses or getting over his ego, knowing that he will be mocked for playing wwe stuff

2. For some odd reason, Phil stays away from the new game. His alcohol soaked brain probably wouldn't like a WWE game where he's not able to pay his way into being the top player.

The game already came out a week ago for the Digital Deluxe paypig version and 3 days ago for the standard pleb version.

 

[DentSidePhil]

In his case, an incompetence counter. amirite?

Guides/Walkthroughs watched counter would also be a nice members benefit

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Just saw aqua teal's video about the skyrim "trouble with your wife" dialogue. It's almost like he got triggered. Uh oh, I think it hit too close to home.

 

[PieceofShet]

He will straight up say "you're not playing X character right" if he gets rekt by X character.

I love when someone humiliates him in a fighting game and dsp like "he didnt do anything impressive".

 

[snort inquisition]

I love when someone humiliates him in a fighting game and dsp like "he didnt do anything impressive".

"none of that was earned"

 

[YokuNama]

Remember the debunk stream where Phil revealed that his entire relationship with Leanna was a lie? They were living together as roommates for years while he pretended they were engaged to be married and everything was fine.

Just imagine what will happen when Kat leaves and Phil comes clean and admits everything we already know.

Kat is his roommate.
They sleep in separate rooms.
The marriage was a scam to get money from Phil's parents.
Kat was only there for free rent and food.

No, I didn't see the debunk stream. I think I caught the tail end of that whole saga because I was busy until Thanksgiving and caught up with it. Gotta get a link to that one. I remember him buying an "engagement ring" for her and she flashed one time for the stream and then she was out the door a few weeks later.

As far as if Kat leaving. She won't. First of all what annoying ass Leanna had on her was she was attractive before she opened her mouth and she was young. She stayed in Washington (from what I believe) and she's doing fine. Kat.... Kat is 30+ years old with a retail job and works maybe 3 or 4 days a week. Bruh on a little powerlevel... I just left that side of the country from San Francisco for a job.. Seattle ain't that different. On a 15... even a 19 dollar an hour wage when you're working below 40 hours (confirmed when last night he said his wife is off Mon and Tues), she can't afford to live in Seattle on her own.



That means going back to Michigan with her psychotic family. Her parents are crazy, her sister is doing porn, she isn't doing much in the career space... what else is she gonna do but stay with Phil as long as possible? Her future is just as non-existent as Phil's. They belong with each other. A lil power level, I'm in Texas, You can get a bigger apartment for under a $1,000 a month with way cheaper gas prices and cost of living plus no state taxes. We are freaking out about $4.00 a gallon while everyone else is 5 or 6. Everyone in California (specially on the internet) is moving here because its mad cheaper. You just gotta deal with rain more often than Cali and a hurricane or 2, but our water is $25 a head in the house instead of whatever measure they have in Cali to make water cost $200 or more monthly.

Phil and her have mad options, but refuse to utilize their freedom because of laziness and comfort.

So back on topic, she's staying.

As far as marriage. I'm glad you said it before me. $200 engagement rings? Married at your parents house? Nobody from your wifes side of the family is there? 2 pictures on Facebook? C'mon man...

I was looking into this recently and the Ask the King episode this appeared in was conspicuously missing.

Really makes you think.

Think what? The obvious? Unfortunately i've followed Phil for a while on and off. I can't believe the empty signed game cases was the most DSP has ever cared about his audience. He deleted several videos and groomed his audience into thinking detractor videos of him are out of context.. despite its him talking. Long time ago I randomly looked at what the Burnell last name means... and the hilarious meaning is:




His whole family name is ironic.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

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lmao big ups Aqua Teal on YT for the clip

"Everything is fine with me and Kat, fuck off".

 

[Wasabi Panda]

As for getting annoyed at him not failing Elden Ring,

For me anyway it's not that he breezes past bosses that should give him a hard time, it's one of the number of short comings of this game thats starting to get noticed how that the new car smell is fading. The open world aspect. as we see with DSP, can make most boss fights trival due to over leveling, poor AI and unga bunga.

So ofc he was going to meander about the open world "exploring" till he out leveled the content.

The "fun" comes from the special Olympic mental gymnastics, the "true for me not for thee" and shit he just makes up to cover his rice paper durable ego over and appear "good" at a video game for some online validation and praise he thinks he'll get.

That last unhinged rant about ashes vs no ashes was just special. From the made up professional gamers in his head saying things, to contradicting himself then contradicting the contradiction, to just rambling on about things that have fuck all to do with playing elden ring.

This boy is quite literally losing his mind trying to justify something no one really gives a shit about like it's the most important thing in the world to him.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Maybe the horse will continue the DSP legacy by begging for his funeral costs once the fat fucker finally keels over live on stream.
OK, sound good ?

Hey everyone, darksyde Kat here… I really need those tips for jasper and I to pay for Phil’s funeral ok? We can’t pay any bills since he died tragically on stream due to an intensive stroke while playing street fighter 8. And If any of you see that bastard gojitanks dox his ass for killing my sweet pigroach.

 

[YokuNama]

The "fun" comes from the special Olympic mental gymnastics, the "true for me not for thee" and shit he just makes up to cover his rice paper durable ego over and appear "good" at a video game for some online validation and praise he thinks he'll get.

The thing is. DSP is decent at FromSoft games. I use to admire him going at a boss a hundred times and losing for his audience. Mind you because he uses the same strategy over and over again. But I admired the will power to go through that hell.

Its completely different. Now he's putting words in peoples mouths, watching people defeat bosses at 2AM while he's drinking gin, and down talking people who are questioning his gameplay. Whats sad is, bruh... THE GAME IS HARD AND A MYSTERY. Im playing it now. It's not only hard as hell but you have no idea where to go. If he would admit that, instead of downing everyone that questioning his motives and gameplay style, everyone would be fine. But he has to talk shit about everyone who wants him to play different and every pro player out there.

All he has to do is say he sucks and I need some help to his audience... nobody would care and everyone who's playing the game would understand... no he had to have an ego about it.

Ridiculous.

I understand gaming is your life... but Jesus Christ at least recognize you suck when you actually suck. And recognize you're talking about elitist for a game that you act the same way for another game instead of insulting people who point it out.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Hey everyone, darksyde Kat here… I really need those tips for jasper and I to pay for Phil’s funeral ok? We can’t pay any bills since he died tragically on stream due to an intensive stroke while playing street fighter 8. And If any of you see that bastard gojitanks dox his ass for killing my sweet pigroach.

Oh you have no idea how much I would enjoy the stream starting up one day and Katherine suddenly being the one in that chair, because whatever the reason is, it's going to be bad news for the schmuck who's usually in it. You'll never convince me in a million years that she would do that to make him look good.

Its completely different. Now he's putting words in peoples mouths, watching people defeat bosses at 2AM while he's drinking gin, and down talking people who are questioning his gameplay. Whats sad is, bruh... THE GAME IS HARD AND A MYSTERY. Im playing it now. It's not only hard as hell but you have no idea where to go. If he would admit that, instead of downing everyone that questioning his motives and gameplay style, everyone would be fine. But he has to talk shit about everyone who wants him to play different and every pro player out there.

Phil is obsessed with appearing better than everyone, you tell him how much other people are having about the kind of experience you expect them to, it'll never motivate him to feel okay. It'll piss him off that he's the same as everybody else.

He's incapable of learning to be a good person, from any kind of stimuli. That's why I only care about laughing at his pain, he's irredeemable.

 

[SomeBoyo]

No, I didn't see the debunk stream. I think I caught the tail end of that whole saga because I was busy until Thanksgiving and caught up with it. Gotta get a link to that one.

Spoiler: Several options

tevin

forbidden math streamed it recently

THE PIG HIMSELF WARNING

I remember him buying an "engagement ring" for her and she flashed one time for the stream and then she was out the door a few weeks later.

I think we are talking about the same moment, but they wanted to get engaged at Disney World but you know, it's DSP, he doesn't have the money d00d. So eventually she posted a picture of a fake engagement ring on her Twitter. DSP doesn't follow his gfs twitter so he was confused and got clowned on, followed by her stream appearance where she was wearing it behind his back but in view of his webcam. Similar trolling to the Nier Automata moment. They did get engaged later on but it was only a "bandaid" in his words so take that as you will.

 

[Elescondido]

So he thinks dark souls invented boss fights.....
i really wish he played monster hunter rise or even world he could go viral again lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

I love when someone humiliates him in a fighting game and dsp like "he didnt do anything impressive".

"none of that was earned"

lol. Another conflicted narrative. If he is as good as he thinks he is, it's both impressive and earned. If he's finally admitting he sucks, then he'd be correct.

 

[SleepyNibba]

Why is is complaining about Strangers of paradise release date?