DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[troll cult member]

The disparity between the ER whaling and the late night begging is always a good laugh. How badly do you have to delude yourself to look at all this and say "I'm doing it guys, the streams are on a positive trajectory."

 

[Hogan of the South]

Uh oh. We are all dumbasses for thinking he uses guides Bc the death counter counters that notion.

Ok Phil your terrible skills have NOtHiNg to do with that number l, must be the not using a guide for dying as much definitely not the healing in the bosses faces or anything.

And big ups Emil and 1min. Keep them wallets open bitches!

 

[Jasper2K]

He has just explicitly denied using guides for Elden Ring.

Keep digging that hole piggy

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He has just explicitly denied using guides for Elden Ring.

I wont comment any further about it after this. I've been going overdrive on the caffeine lately and contributed to some sperging out about this, but it's definitely something I need to control here. Souls games in particular trigger my need to backseat the fuck outta these and it's probably the worst seeing it in combination with Phil's incompetence but also his extreme overdrive on doubling down on the fact he's just coincidently doing everything right and nothing wrong with everything happening.

Open world games in particular with the combination of a Souls game is like double Mystery Scooby Doo shit you uncover yourself and get Ooh'd and Ahh'd at discovering things. He just eliminated all that mystique with what he's pulling.

It's just coincidence after coincidence of things working correctly for him when he's telling us shit like reading stream chat full of zoomer niggers like me telling him to turn around, this weapon is op etc, and watching "pro" soul streamers (but totally not spoiling himself) saying it's okay to be a cheesing faggot 40 hours in on early game easy shit is really really reaaaaaaaaally hard to believe.

Also: It's one thing to get your ass beat by an Ape for 30 minutes, take a break and confidently destroy it after one more attempt. It's another to admit to watching people play through an entire area, and prepare in advance to somehow comb through a level overleveled with no issue while pretending to have no prior knowledge.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

Day off tomorrow: "It's not gonna be too much, I know we're just staying home because both my wife and I are kinda broke right now. So I'm just basically gonna be doing grocery shopping and errands. Probably get some good food."

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

It would be pure kino for DSP to just end the stream before he even starts playing if he gets frontloaded by one of his creatures like he did today, just go all out and shit directly into their mouth.

 

[Grimlock]

"It's gunner glasses time" he say that like it's something major about to happen I mean these award goals are the biggest joke on YT they do nothing for the viewer what type of awards are these

 

[DeeTracktor]

Day off tomorrow: "It's not gonna be too much, I know we're just staying home because both my wife and I are kinda broke right now. So I'm just basically gonna be doing grocery shopping and errands. Probably get some good food."

Pigspeak Translator

-I spent every last penny I have on gatcha and doordash and my room Mom is unemployed
-So Im staying in and spending every last penny I have on doordash and gatcha.

 

[IFBB Pro Phil]

Day off tomorrow: "It's not gonna be too much, I know we're just staying home because both my wife and I are kinda broke right now. So I'm just basically gonna be doing grocery shopping and errands. Probably get some good food."

It's always so insane to me that he can have a good week like this one where he's very easily cleared 1.5k in tips alone and still end up broke.

The craziest part is I believe him too. He needs those pulls he really does.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Uh oh. We are all dumbasses for thinking he uses guides Bc the death counter counters that notion.

He's going to regret that one when he realizes that the detractor community is going to take that to mean that without his obvious use of guides, his death counter would be considerably higher. He thinks fucking up so many times in spite of the help is his saving grace, but in reality, it just demonstrates why he's a shit streamer.

Day off tomorrow: "It's not gonna be too much, I know we're just staying home because both my wife and I are kinda broke right now. So I'm just basically gonna be doing grocery shopping and errands. Probably get some good food."

The best part about this is that we know he's lying, but isn't going out and doing anything really cool without sharing it. He's sitting at home being ignored by his wife while he wastes all his money on wrestling jpegs.

Just another reason why he'll take that one to the grave.

It would be pure kino for DSP to just end the stream before he even starts playing if he gets frontloaded by one of his creatures like he did today, just go all out and shit directly into their mouth.

For all my disgust at his behavior, I too would love to see him reach such an unprecedented level, for the exact reason I know he never will: it would show some real balls. He would finally be living up to the belief in his own pigroach luck that he wants us to see. Because you'll notice that as much as he takes the mask off at times, he refuses to say anything to the effect of "I don't know why you retards lolly-gag with the tips, you're going to give them to me, and everybody knows it. The KiwiFarts agree with me. So quit dicking around and do it, I own your asses forever."

It's not just the mistreatment I find offensive, it's the pussy-footing. It's the fear I see in him of publicly concurring with our opinions of his supporters, when we know that privately he very much does. Sometimes I'm just like "Fucking get it over with already and literally call them addicted idiots, you damn coward..."

 

[TurdFondler]

If he's too broke to go out maybe he could finally find a few hours to clean the garage?

 

[Hogan of the South]

Love that he is blatantly ignoring chats pleas and wants.

Also SSirSlaughter you’re on thin ice with that bubble talk. Better watch your ass

 

[Iron Hamster]

If he's too broke to go out maybe he could finally find a few hours to clean the garage?

Or do whatever it is regarding taxes. Even an extra hour with daylight saving.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Uh oh. We are all dumbasses for thinking he uses guides Bc the death counter counters that notion.

He doesn't even realize that this makes him appear even worse, pigga's getting handheld every step of the way, has only gotten to mid game areas recently with 300+ deaths under his belt. Most e-thots playing this game do a better job than him.

 

[Hogan of the South]

“The middle is easy and Late game I’m going to get my ass beat”

Hmmm how would you know that Phil unless you’re reading guides and watching other play throughs? Surely you’re not reading our forums still, that’s beneath you.

Thunk provoking indeed.

 

[ManakaLala]

I wonder if he'll do the Ranni questline since it results in the good ending or avoid it because he's afraid of virtual women.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I wonder if he'll do the Ranni questline since it results in the good ending or avoid it because he's afraid of virtual women.

He's married dood, to a real mom woman, besides he is a mature adult that is beyond disgusting (straight) sexualized kiddie shit in games.

So he'll probably avoid doing the Ranni questline, because he is a mature adult.

EDIT:
I was wrong, he talked to Ranni without clowning the fuck out...maybe Phil is growing as a person ?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He doesn't even realize that this makes him appear even worse, pigga's getting handheld every step of the way, has only gotten to mid game areas recently with 300+ deaths under his belt. Most e-thots playing this game do a better job than him.

Yeah it just shows how much he crumbles when the boss can't be stunlocked to death outta the gate and he realizes he has to dodge and actually analyze whats going on outside of his Jumping R2ing shenanigans.

Typical DSP fashion is to keep trying until the AI buggers out and let's him bash on it like a training dummy.

 

[Lolidaki]

Typical DSP fashion is to keep trying until the AI buggers out and let's him bash on it like a training dummy.

during Need For Speed Payback, that was his whole gameplay against bosses (spin them out and try to get em stuck). The delusional fuck would then go on to say the game was cheating if the A.I recovered.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

everyone's dumb for thinking he's using a guide as he constantly says "I read that..."

sure phil, sure.