DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

theres something seriously wrong with Guts.. the guy constantly tells DSP he is leaving and says his goodbyes.

only this freak does it all through the stream. like fucking hell man, just go

 

[Wasabi Panda]

is this fucker serious? AI, lines of code, programmed behavior, a scripted event, "dipped" because it's the the guy. DarksydePhil was fighting him and this dragon fleed cause he knew he couldn't beat the guy? was it an 11 year old dragon and you smacked the shit out of it? where you going to spin and slam it like the detractors?

 

[UaineRunei]

theres something seriously wrong with Guts.. the guy constantly tells DSP he is leaving and says his goodbyes.

only this freak does it all through the stream. like fucking hell man, just go

I'm pretty sure Zoya and Guts are the same person. The way they both type the messages are pretty similar, and you can clearly see how Zoya changes to Guts and then changes back to Zoya constantly.

It's fucking weird.

 

[ProvenWrong]

theres something seriously wrong with Guts.. the guy constantly tells DSP he is leaving and says his goodbyes.

only this freak does it all through the stream. like fucking hell man, just go

I decided to pop in raw DSP stream yesterday and someone was saying: " I'm I the only one who is highly anticipating what Phil is having for dinner ?!"

Like nigga what ? Yes you are lmao

 

[Jasper2K]

This Zoya dude is a grade A ass kisser. Everytime I look dudes kissing Phils ass. Upcoming Paypig? The new OIC? What do you guys think?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I'm pretty sure Zoya and Guts are the same person. The way they both type the messages are pretty similar, and you can clearly see how Zoya changes to Guts and then changes back to Zoya constantly.

It's fucking weird.

1) Phils entire chat is fucking weird.
2)How does this fit into our current theory that Zoya is Snowkarl? If that is true that is.

 

[UaineRunei]

2)How does this fit into our current theory that Zoya is Snowkarl? If that is true that is.

He's just larping, as always. But it really is something else when you have to keep switching accounts to talk in DarksydePhil's chat.

But to be fair to him, most of Phil's chat performers usually do that constantly. Jesus....

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Also, traffic must be as bad as LA for it to triple the travel time. Moving to the Seattle area was definitely one of the worst decisions he ever made, second only to becoming a streamer. It consistently ranks above LA as the most expensive city in the country, and in some lists is second only to New York. As far as housing goes, its outrageous, and even worse, Renton is considered an overpriced shithole even for Seattle. The only reason a sane person would have for living there would be family/roots, a good non-remote job, a very specific scene you need to be a part of, shit like that. So why is Phil, a guy who never leaves his house, living there? Its bleeding him dry, and is one of the main reasons, after gacha, that he can never catch up financially. He could do this job anywhere. If he moved to Arkansas or some shit, he could have an insane boost to quality of life, which lets be ahnest, would just mean more Hogan pulls, but still, that's his metric for luxury. I think he just wanted to move to a big city to prove he was a serious khantent creator so he could impress Panda and dab on his detractor parents for telling him to get a real job. Since its Phil, of course he didn't do any research, he literally can't google how to reset a router, so I doubt he could conceive of googling something as abstract as cost-of-living despite being a Finance Major valedictorian.

My best guess, when he heard that he doesn't have to pay income tax by being a Washington resident, his little piggy ears perked up. However, what the pig learned the HARD way was it doesn't have a state income tax, but a B&O tax. Before he moved out to the PNW (Pacific NorthWest), Leanna wanted to move to Florida, but since Phil "hates the heat.", which was why Florida and Texas were knocked off the list, Washington was the next best place. My other hypothesis? He wanted to get as FAR away from his parents.

Remember when he complained how his parents went to his mature adult condo in CT, saw all that "worthless junk." that's is now in the nook in his WAkahndo, his mother sat him down and said his spending was "worrying", and how he should "save some of that money.", how did Phil intercept that? Get a bigger place! Actually stack away a six month emergency fund? No! Only brain dead fucking idiots do that! A mature adult blows $500 on a Guile statue and takes it out of the box! Oh, the comb broke? Well, I can "fix" that! He does, DSP style.

Phil knows he could live somewhere cheaper, hell, anywhere in Arkansas minus Bentonville*, he could live like royalty! Hot Springs, the Ozarks, or even Little Rock metro! If Phil REALLY wanted to, the whole MidWest, SouthWest, and the SouthEast. They have good internet there! He won't. Why? Because, again, hypothesis: it's closer to his parents. If his mom found out the truth of his spending, best believe her and Dave would be on the FIRST flight to SEA-TAC and CHEW the pig some MAJOR bacon. Anything that's a day or two's drive to see him, well, that's "too close" to him.

*Bentonville is one of the most expensive places to live in Arkansas. Why is that? Because it's the home of Wal-Mart corporate and most people that work at Wal-Mart corporate make $30-40K more than DSP money. If you think the jealously is bad now, well, imagine Phil bitching about how "the neighbors are elite pieces of shit." because "Oh, I went to an elite business school! I know better than you! Fucking shitheads."

 

[Wasabi Panda]

HA! Just looked over and he was getting his ass beat by some trash mob. He just kept trying to run headfirst into the things spell and melee weapon yelling he can't move, as he moved around the screen

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

he is finally in Caelid.. This is when it gets interesting.

Its no secret DSP has some bizarre luck, he can sometimes stream roll bosses. I doubt it will happen with Radahn but its still a possibility he just manages to get stagger etc at the perfect moment for big damage.

Hope you guys have some Radahn + Kat memes in the work haha. this is the part of the game ive been looking forward to seeing phil tackle. There is some potential for good Salt. Radahn is where elden ring starts getting challenging.

 

[wahkando]

I'm pretty sure Zoya and Guts are the same person. The way they both type the messages are pretty similar, and you can clearly see how Zoya changes to Guts and then changes back to Zoya constantly.

It's fucking weird.

because they are both "normal" people (trolls) masquerading as wheelchairs and thus type in a very thinly veiled quasi downs way

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

because they are both "normal" people (trolls) masquerading as wheelchairs and thus type in a very thinly veiled quasi downs way

What kind of Fandom has one fan take the appearance of. Several? Esp the member subs seems like too much work to set up accounts let alone spend the money

 

[wahkando]

What kind of Fandom has one fan take the appearance of. Several? Esp the member subs seems like too much work to set up accounts let alone spend the money

Idunno honestly but I used to think Guts and Jayde were the same person as well, since Zoya is most certainly Snowkarl I just find it a stretch to think they are all the same, but who really knows at this point.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Idunno honestly but I used to think Guts and Jayde were the same person as well, since Zoya is most certainly Snowkarl I just find it a stretch to think they are all the same, but who really knows at this point.

Somebody in Kiwi chat claimed that Jayde is a real person and that the doxx is somewhere in the old thread, I still have doubts about that being true but if Jayde is real then we might have the Apex wheelchair.

With all the LARPing and sock shenanigans going on in Phils chat there might only be Derich and Rahhb on Wheels as legit fans there, since I doubt that the whales are true and honest fans, they are there for other reasons.

 

[JimiHendrix]

radahn really isn't that hard.

 

[Hogan of the South]

radahn really isn't that hard.

But will radahn produce salt? If that boss can at least get close to Tree sentinel range I’ll be sated

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

radahn really isn't that hard.

But will radahn produce salt? If that boss can at least get close to Tree sentinel range I’ll be sated

There is a reason why he's been avoiding that area for this long.

 

[JimiHendrix]

But will radahn produce salt? If that boss can at least get close to Tree sentinel range I’ll be sated

don't really see why it would, radahn's greatest weakness is what phil excels at. hiding behind other people and letting them do the work for you.

can Radahn slap some ass and deal insane damage? sure. but why would you be in a position to let him?

Radahns arena is a giant open area with literally nothing in it, you can fight him (and are supposed to) by summoning 6 NPCs to help you, who you can resummon if they die, you're also allowed to use your horse.

you look at that description and tell me if you foresee salt.

people hyping Radahn up are people who saw/tried to fight him 1v1, is he difficult if you do that? yeah, is phil going to do that? no.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

As soon as he turns off stream