Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hollywood Hitler]

The Supreme Court struck down the original Stolen Valor law because it was too broad. It was revised so that you can only be arrested if you impersonate a member of the military or veteran for financial gain. So assholes can fake being soldiers as long as they don't try to get money off it. Anyway, Russ would consider the military beneath him. He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room, so can you imagine how he'd react to be being yelled at by a superior for fucking up?

IDK, Russ did fantasize about being a soldier in his novel. If he can gain some extra scratch for his stupid musical and political ambitions, I wouldn't put it past him to steep to such desperate, unethical measures.

 

[DrJonesHat]

IDK, Russ did fantasize about being a soldier in his novel. If he can gain some extra scratch for his stupid musical and political ambitions, I wouldn't put it past him to steep to such desperate, unethical measures.

As we saw in his response to Fremantle, he has no problem playing up the clueless idiot angle if he thinks that will get him what he wants. I think he'd try to play the sped card before he'd try to impersonate a solider. Then again, he might try it and claim his face was due to a war injury. I dunno.

 

[StinkySnack]

IDK, Russ did fantasize about being a soldier in his novel. If he can gain some extra scratch for his stupid musical and political ambitions, I wouldn't put it past him to steep to such desperate, unethical measures.

Russ actually is a military veteran. Didn't you know?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ actually is a military veteran. Didn't you know?

Oh yes, who could forget? He was in the 6th Infantry, The Raging Retards! Their exploits are legendary!

 

[Cryin RN]

I want to share with you this...thing Artflow AI created. I think it got the sex pest look down to a t. Not so much the Russ part, though,

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That's a mullet that screams pro se litigant. Good AI.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's a mullet that screams pro se litigant. Good AI.

Filing pro se is generally regarded as a bad move, so is wearing a mullet. I wonder if there's a connection between the two things. Someone give me a government grant for research!

 

[SunburnNation]

I'm chewing my nails to the wrist waiting for the judge's ruling.

Same. I know that literally all her other cases are automatically more important than this one, but it can't possibly be a big time commitment to send this into arbitration, given that this is literally just "I don't want my signature to be legally binding because I don't wanna"

 

[the khat quaffer]

Russ actually is a military veteran. Didn't you know?
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Yeah, he was awarded the medal of honor for his tours in Afghanistan as a tea boy. Everyone's favorite butternut bacha bazi.

 

[Constellationzero]

Cool PAC
Cool kill list
Cool handjob

Because he's best

And as the greasy gourd ages and his cognition declines further, I look forward to him exploring new cringe, played out expressions like:

* Radical
* Groovy (but not the Bruce Campbell groovy)
* Totally tubular
* Righteous

Otherwise, how will the ladies know that Russ is hep and "down with the kidzz!"

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

As we saw in his response to Fremantle, he has no problem playing up the clueless idiot angle if he thinks that will get him what he wants. I think he'd try to play the sped card before he'd try to impersonate a solider. Then again, he might try it and claim his face was due to a war injury. I dunno.

One problem is that it's very hard to tell whether he's pretending to be an idiot or if he's actually an idiot. He's functional enough to somehow walk around freely, get minimum-wage jobs and have a very loose grasp of the law; yet this is the same guy who was 30 minutes late to the "lawsuit of the century" that he himself filed, and the same guy who was catfished into sending half-nudes of himself.

 

[odumegwu]

Being late to his court trial can be easily explained with his amazing cool narcissism. I don't think he considers making a lot of people wait for him a big deal. Just because he views almost everyone to be beneath him, to be used or discarded.

I am wondering if he is indeed stupid, or the narcissism prevent him from taking smart course of action. He cannot study or revise things properly because he automatically considers himself to be master at current thing he does. Or he does stupid things just to maintain his delusion.

 

[thismanlies]

Oh yes, who could forget? He was in the 6th Infantry, The Raging Retards! Their exploits are legendary!

>Be a Japanese soldier
>Be told by your commanding officer that the Americans will be landing soon
>The island is cut off from reinforcement
>Hear naval guns off in the distance
>Scurry to a bomb shelter
>Hunker down just in time as artillery shells explode all around you
>Wait for what seems like days as the jungle above you gets turned into a wasteland
>Then... silence
>Poke your head out from cover
>See American landing boats approaching the shore
>Get your Type 99 Arisaka rifle ready
>One boat lands on the beach in front of you
>Hope you can kill as many Marines as you can before you yourself are killed
>The ramp drops
>But you don't see a bunch of Marines ready to kick ass and take names
>See a blond nurse come running as fast as she can
>But she's being followed by a single soldier
>That soldier has "Shitlips" painted in white letters across the front of his helmet
>Hear him shouting something in English
>"Get thack here or I'll thue you!"
>Notice that he can't close his mouth
>Think he's a demon because you're superstitious
>Aim your rifle at the Marine
>Fire.exe
>Miss
>Fire(1).exe
>Miss again
>Fix your bayonet because ammunition is in short supply
>Banzai.mp3
>Scream as loud as you can as you charge
>The nurse dives out of the way
>Shitlips keeps running
>Drool streams from his permanently open mouth
>Suddenly he stops
>You keep running
>Get ready to skewer the Marine on the end of your bayonet
>Shitlips closes his eyes and tilts his head back
>Achoo!
>Snot and slobber come flying at you at a hundred miles an hour
>Shit gets in your eyes
>Scream and fall backwards
>The Shitlips demon must've blinded you with his magic spit
>Hear a loud crack
>It's suddenly hard to breathe
>Open your eyes
>Look down to see a hole in your chest
>Look up to see Shitlips pointing his rifle at you
>"That'th what you get thor coning theetween nee and ny girl!"
>*Schlurp*
>You hear the nurse shout
>"I'm not your girl!
>"You pushed me onto that fucking landing boat so you could have your way with me!"
>Hear Shitlips shout back
>"I wath only gonna therve you dinner!"
>Everything goes cold as your vision fades away
>But you can hear one last thing before you go
>"That'th dethenation! I'll thue you ditch!"

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

IDK, Russ did fantasize about being a soldier in his novel. If he can gain some extra scratch for his stupid musical and political ambitions, I wouldn't put it past him to steep to such desperate, unethical measures.

I think Russ is more likely to be one of those guys who "almost joined" and thinks it's a flex
- "I would have joined but they wouldn't guarantee me ranger school so I said fuck it"
- "I would have joined the Marines but I was going to punch one of them drill sgt motherfuckers the moment they walked up to me"
- "I would have joined but I faced discrimination due to my disability. I mean, they said it was because I was getting DQed from even the lowest standards possible due to my criminal history, psychological profile and low intelligence but that was just to cover up the discrimination."

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I think Russ is more likely to be one of those guys who "almost joined" and thinks it's a flex
- "I would have joined but they wouldn't guarantee me ranger school so I said fuck it"
- "I would have joined the Marines but I was going to punch one of them drill sgt motherfuckers the moment they walked up to me"
- "I would have joined but I faced discrimination due to my disability. I mean, they said it was because I was getting DQed from even the lowest standards possible due to my criminal history, psychological profile and low intelligence but that was just to cover up the discrimination."

I think they'd just tell him he was being disqualified for his disability outright.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Serious question: as I don't know about Moebius and the military, is that an auto- disqualifying condition? His gait is weird, does he have flat feet? That's specifically disqualifying, due to foot pain when marching with a full pack. Are speech impediments a disqualifier?
I would imagine his lack of being able to chew properly/close his mouth would be a disqualifier, as the army requires teeth or they pay for false teeth or dentures.
Or that his eyes are droopy, how can he possibly shoot straight?
It's been discussed here he doesn't blink, which means he requires eye drops daily, I could see that being a disqualifier.
Of course, his dumbness would be an asset.

"I would have been an officer ranger because I have a degree!"

Iq tests aren't required right?

Even if physically he was able to be a soldier, he's a pipsqueak with an ego and narc problem, not sure narcs do well in the military when they're still working their way up, but all my fam are enlisted and not officers so I don't really know how that works when you come in with a degree or ROTC.

With serious writers at least, when they're writing a novel or a screenplay about the military they, you know, consult with actual military people to make sure their story works.

To no one surprised Russell has No Clue about concentration camps or WW2, yet he wrote a musical screenplay depicting the Jews "happy dancing " for German soldiers lmao
This idea isn't bad...on it's face. A campy dark humor concentration camp comedy- musical? I can see Maybe. Morbid humor for sure. I am a kiwi after all!

Except like everything Russ does, his screenplay sucks and he did zero research on the historical background of his musical. (Or even musicals in general, but I'm very biased on musicals and theater)

I once read this advice column: Why Won't Anyone Hire Me As Their Visionary?" Tldr "I'm an ideas guy, but I don't know where to start!"
This is probably what Russell thinks he is.

 

[Offensive User Name]

That was hilarious. His "evidence" for those of you new to the thread, was for the Ariana Grande suit, and it consisted of a blurry picture of a security guard. Russ claimed it proved he was manhandled by security. The guard isn't even looking in the direction of the camera. He claimed after the case was dismissed he would have won if he'd been allowed to show his "awesome evidence." He couldn't even state a claim, so there was no point in introducing evidence. That was my favorite part of the whole fiasco.

My favorite part was him not only getting 30min late, but wanting to prove to the judge that he did so because he himself set his alarm to the wrong time, like that would negate his responsibility to be on time. Only Russ could find logic in that defense.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Iq tests aren't required right?

I don't think so but he would have to take the ASVAB or whatever it's called.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Pretty sure 'ability to communicate clearly with your fellow soldiers and officers' is something that is a go/no go requirement for a soldier.

Moebius would instantly disqualify him for any combat role, and his low intelligence and high ego would disqualify him for any noncom role in pretty much any modern military.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I don't think so but he would have to take the ASVAB or whatever it's called.

ASVAB is an IQ test in all but name. Russ would not do well on it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

ASVAB is an IQ test in all but name. Russ would not do well on it.

He would not. ASVAB is about practical intelligence and skills, and Russ is extremely light on skills. His problem solving abilities are also sub-par. His default solution to encountering any difficulty is to scream discrimination and threaten to sue. He gets dropped in a combat zone, what's he going to do? Demand the enemy stop shooting at him because it's discrimination?