Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

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Vesperus said:
Are the Chaos Emeralds there? A rare Pokémon? Is this all bullshit to keep us in bread and circus while the WEF prepares our pods?

why the fuck does anyone care this much about a giant wheat field with a bunch of Nazis hiding in it?
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They hate Russia and want a chance to bring it down, and also anything whatsoever to blame the miserable state of the world on that isn't globohomo.
 
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Vesperus said:
Which makes me wonder why the current Powers That Be have such a hard-on for the Ukraine. Sure there's there's the Rus/NATO line, but that's moved before.
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I don't know if the Neocons realize this, but the upside to Putin occupying all of Ukraine means that NATO members Romania, Hungary, and Poland will now be right on Russia's border!
 
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Ita Mori said:
Oy vey, no way this jewess is pureblooded. She looks like a Dominican that went 12 rounds with a goodyear tire at 90mph.
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She is human tub lard and more insanity from the white haired demon named beks CC31C40F-FD47-45B1-897F-9339AEBA8107.jpegCBB0643E-B497-4E4F-BC62-6EF5250DDF8D.jpeg
 
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mindlessobserver said:
The irony of this is I think EVERYONE is shocked. The Russians are shocked at the flood of bodybags coming back from what is supposed to be a cakewalk. The Ukrainians are shocked that not only are they still here, but the Russian Army is still largely stuck in the border areas. The West is shocked because the only plan in place was to bravely run away after Ukraine fell.
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If you were shocked by this, you are a clueless fucking moron.

I've been sitting here laughing my ass about it since day one.

And it just keeps getting funnier.

This shit is straight outta fucking OG NATO shit. Not this pussy post-911 NATO shit, but real fucking nigga NATO.

Anyone who was shocked, anyone who didn't see this shitshow coming when it started, and is military, obviously spent their entire career in the FOB or just shooting at camel fucking retards and never trained or even thought about facing off against anyone who might shoot back with more than a rusty AK sold to them by an Israeli fleamarket dealer or a slave trader.

The only way this could get funnier is if one of the Eurofags sends in their troops and everyone gets their shit pushed in while the NATO groups cry for Big Daddy Unca Sam to please lend them a cup of bullets and some missiles, pretty please?

Fuck that whole continent and fuck anyone who's completely fucking shocked at how this is going.
 
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I take that announcement from King Kike as more along the lines of corruption is very alive and well in the country despite the death struggle for its very existence going on and King Kike recognizing the war effort will collapse if businesses have to keep paying protection money to the guys who show up and say they're from the government now pay up
 
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Vesperus said:
Bit late to this post, but I feel I should point out that if the US invaded Canada, the BritBong response would NOT be to dust off the nukes and declare the end times. Because fuck it, it's Canada. Enjoy your denim jackets and poutine I guess, this isn't a patch of mud worth dying over.

(Whilst the UK doesn't have US or Russia level nukes, it's probably enough to ruin your whole week)

Which makes me wonder why the current Powers That Be have such a hard-on for the Ukraine. Sure there's there's the Rus/NATO line, but that's moved before.

Are the Chaos Emeralds there? A rare Pokémon? Is this all bullshit to keep us in bread and circus while the WEF prepares our pods?

why the fuck does anyone care this much about a giant wheat field with a bunch of Nazis hiding in it?
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I can actually explain this. So bear with me.

The issue here goes back a loooong way. 500 years actually, to the end of the Protestant-Catholic Wars in the Holy Roman Empire with the Peace of Westphalia.

After a quarter of Europe's population died fighting wars over who was in charge of which piece of clay and why, it was agreed that certain fundamental principles applied. Clay was not given to the rulers by God. Clay was given to the rulers because they had a legal right to said Clay, and they had absolute authority over what happened on their Clay. More importantly, some absent God no longer determined the legitimacy of the rulers ownership of the Clay. The recognition of other Clay owners over your clay meant you owned the Clay.

This was all well and good at ending the Religious wars in Europe, but it didn't truly solve the issue. What gave a government legitimacy over the Clay? After all, all the Clay was claimed by hereditary aristocrats. Which became a problem, especially after fur wearing barbarians in the new world decided that the world's Clay actually belonged to the people and not the Aristocrats. Which ushered in another round of serious blood letting and fighting over Clay, especially by an Upstart Corsican named Napoleon who, riding on the populist wave declared that laws be damned, the Clay belonged to whoever could take it.

He lost though, and the winners had to decide how to fix the system. So they settled on a compromise. The Clay DID belong to whoever could take and hold it, but it ALSO required the consent of the other Clay holders. Thus was born the concert of Europe, which ushered in an eternal peace...omg Germany is now a major world power, the Austrian Empire is fracturing on Ethnic Lines, Commies are everywhere, the Ottomans are useless and some faggot serb just shot an aristocrat.

Another major slap fight later, the entire world is teetering on Chaos and now the New World who started this mess is now in charge, headed by a segregationist American southern aristocrat named Woodrow Wilson who proclaimed that Race was the determining factor of who owns the Clay, and every Race should have their own Clay. Great Britain said no, because fuck the Scots and Indians. France said no because "Fuck" the Algerians. Russia said No, because fuck capitalist pig dogs. But Germany, Austria and the Ottomans could not say no.

And so from the defeated central power Racially based Clay was established. And peace was restored at last....omg Germany wants all of the German Race in their Clay....

One world War later and the USA, now undisputed Master of the west was done with Europe's balance of power remedies. The concert of Europe? Finished. Europe will dance to the electric guitar of Washington. And like it. What gives a country legitimacy over its Clay? Well, the USA recognizes it, and let's it into the UN. And once in the UN, the Clay is forever frozen for all eternity. Peace for all time.

Omg Russia wants to reclaim Russian speaking clay....

And that is why shit has hit the fan. Russia is following the revanchist path in attempting to upset the order that ostensibly exists to keep Peace in Europe. It's also why the US establishment has reacted so badly and seemingly out of proportion to the actual stakes on the ground. To the US state department, what Putin has done borders on sacrilege.
 
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