What would you do if you banged someone, who was underage?

[b0x]

Let's say you couldn't tell. She looked mature, like Traci Lords. What would you do? Turn yourself in? Kill yourself?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Say I want to troon out so I only get a couple of days in a women's prison.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

That's why you should stay with anime, 3DPD

 

[Some JERK]

Traci Lords used a fake ID to get into porn. If you bang a 16 year old who showed you a fake ID then I'd say you're off the hook in just about every way possible.

 

[MadStan]

I'd start putting up posts on a forum I thought I'd never get discovered on to find opinions and after getting nothing of value, sit back and get comfortable for a few years; and finally be "Jack's utter lack of surprise" when authorities ring my door bell in 8 years from now.

 

[JethroTullamore]

ahhhhg Traci Lords…..the good old days.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

How do you not tell? And why would you want to? Even 20 year olds look like kids to me now that I'm old. Stick with the "minimum half your age plus 7" rule and you're fine.
If for some reason I did, then yeah, I'd kill myself, because clearly I'd be a nonce to have been attracted to an underage kid in the first place, and I can't very well say all nonces should die if I don't apply that across the board.

 

[Some JERK]

How do you not tell? And why would you want to? Even 20 year olds look like kids to me now that I'm old.

It gets even worse when you realize that your new doctor could easily be someone you've yelled at before for playing too close to your car.

 

[byuu]

How do you not tell? And why would you want to? Even 20 year olds look like kids to me now that I'm old. Stick with the "minimum half your age plus 7" rule and you're fine.

I mean you're just chatting with a girl, you're nice enough to bring the condoms she requested, and suddenly you're on tv.
It happens to everyone.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Ask them how long they've known the Clinton's after I bust a nut

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

It gets even worse when you realize that your new doctor could easily be someone you've yelled at before for playing too close to your car.

At least blue rinses and perms are back in fashion with the youngsters. I'll be a cool grandma.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

How do you not tell?

When I was 17, I had a girlfriend who had the body of a full grown woman. She was 16 but could get into any club or bar without ID.
I fucked her a lot. She was a good girlfriend, too.

The first woman I slept with was 21, and I was in high school, so it goes both ways.

FYI, 16 is AOC in my country.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Ask them how long they've known the Clinton's after I bust a nut

Leisure Suit Larry tried that with some shit about Captain Kangaroo so I just asked jeeves.

Soon zoomers will have google implanted in their brains and there'll be literally no way to stop them having sex with you

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

regret it but not give a shit about it later unless it was purely bait for me to go to prison

 

[Isaac]

I was going to say whichever punishment Sharia Law would instill upon me, but then I remembered that I would have to give myself seventy two virgin brides.

I'd cut off my hand then.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

1I would have thought that if physical maturity wasn’t an issue, mental maturity and life experience would be. I once dated a 21-year-old when I was 29, and even then I found the maturity gap too much. These days, mid-twenties would be my lower limit.

But since this is a hypothetical, I guess I’d just let the dice fall where they will. If I get arrested, I get arrested.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Everyone "was" underage at one point retard.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I mean you're just chatting with a girl, you're nice enough to bring the condoms she requested, and suddenly you're on tv.
It happens to everyone.

It’s ok, I was looking for Chris Handsome. I don’t need no boys butt. I don’t got no milk, no cookies, nothin’.

 

[SandyCat]

Traci Lords used a fake ID to get into porn. If you bang a 16 year old who showed you a fake ID then I'd say you're off the hook in just about every way possible.

Not always. I remember there was something on TV covering the case of a guy who met up with some girl through a dating site who lied about her age and the guy got put on a sex offender registry for life

Even the girl's parents were asking for him to not be charged but it didn't make a difference

 

[Retink]

Not always. I remember there was something on TV covering the case of a guy who met up with some girl through a dating site who lied about her age and the guy got put on a sex offender registry for life

Even the girl's parents were asking for him to not be charged but it didn't make a difference

Not only that, but it's also sometimes a potential glowie plot. From what I remember Cody Wilson, the ghost gun guy met some girl on some sugar daddy website and it later turned out she was 16. He ended up only getting probation and placed on the registry, so I'm guessing they had a pretty good case that he wasn't actively seeking to diddle as the government would have buried him otherwise for his subversion of their power and the fact they extradited him from a foreign country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the USA.