DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
YokuNama said:
You know for someone who hates drama he sure likes riding on the wagon when its not against him.

View attachment 3075420

Also let me remind you again, this clown is currently playing Skyrim.
Click to expand...
You're right Phil, it's just a shameless, low effort, cynical, entitled, pajama bottoms wearing cash grab from Rockstar.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Factual OST Aficionado, Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed and 2 others
Jaracainofthewind said:
Okay no. The break in saga was not us rearranging his office. It was even dumber. It was a pretty obvious LARP thread where we talked about fucking with Phils house when he went on vacation. Part of that was rearranging his office. Some of that was cleaning. Some of it was leaving him strategy guides. So on and so forth.

It gets even stupider, because he used it as justification to leave a house sitter. To which we were all like "fukkin wut" until it turned out he had a cat at the time. Which people had guessed any way. At that point.
Click to expand...
My favorite aspect of this is that Phil had to have been monstrously furious over the focus being on improving his living situation. Not only does he hate having his ineptitude pointed out, but this also strikes hard his pride over feeling like a man, because what kind of man needs his critics breaking into his home and CLEANING the fucking place for him?

Also, given his obvious paranoia, I'm sure he was afraid of the possibility of it actually happening, and the world discovering whatever else he's hiding in the Gout Manor. I'm sure the fact that he PREFERS to live like a slob is probably the least of his concerns there.
Massively Strong Greed said:
Not quite, he’s using Game Pass to play Skyrim.
Click to expand...
I just thought of something interesting: Remember when he was playing Animal Crossing, but it was really just him showing off what Katherine did in her free time because the game actually belonged to her?

Why then, does he need to get his own copy of Skyrim, if she plays that all the time and is supposedly at work during the day, leaving him free to borrow it like he did with Animal Crossing?

What if he had "borrowed" that game, and she found out? That would explain some shit.
Fartsyde Dill said:
You can keep your TIHYDPs for this one, I wanna see the Elden Ring This Is How You Don't Act. Just a half hour of Phil's goldfish faced "wooooahh!!" and "this is weeeeird".
Click to expand...
Exactly. If people want to revive the art of dunking on Phil, the focus needs to be on the things he can't make any adjustments for without going against his pigroach nature. Because obviously he can compensate for the enjoyment over watching him rage. But what is he going to do if the series turns to just montages of him begging, berating his chat, giving a terrible performance, contradicting himself, feasting on copium, drudging up painful memories, and clearly stalling? Cut back on any of those things? Yeah, sure, and I'm getting married to Nigel.

And reduce the length significantly, so more people actually watch the shit. We don't need five hours of barely edited pigroach, if you can't get the point across in twenty minutes or less, you don't belong near any editing software.
 
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Agree
Reactions: Funko Pops NFT collector, QwahlityKahntent, myone and 11 others
TheGoutburglar said:
My favorite aspect of this is that Phil had to have been monstrously furious over the focus being on improving his living situation. Not only does he hate having his ineptitude pointed out, but this also strikes hard his pride over feeling like a man, because what kind of man needs his critics breaking into his home and CLEANING the fucking place for him?

Also, given his obvious paranoia, I'm sure he was afraid of the possibility of it actually happening, and the world discovering whatever else he's hiding in the Gout Manor. I'm sure the fact that he PREFERS to live like a slob is probably the least of his concerns there.
Click to expand...
I should make it very clear, that it wasn't a huge part of it. But for the reasons you stated, it is the part that really stuck with me. Because it was a lot funnier to imagine fucking with him like that. Also, meant he had to spin it really hard that we were the bad guys for wanting to come in and make his life better.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Big Brown Schlub, Massively Strong Greed, MAWBD and 1 other person
Crooked 16th said:
The funniest thing about this GTA rant is when he goes to replay GTA V he will buy this upgrade and memory hole this.
Click to expand...
Didn't he just buy the remastered trilogy not long ago, rave about how not broken and fantastic the graphics were despite the whole world shitting on it for being a shameless money-grab? Has he even played them all again after promising to?
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: FlappyBat, CT 05, Lady Adjani and 7 others
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: FlappyBat, Beverly Sutphin, Big Brown Schlub and 5 others
Jaracainofthewind said:
I should make it very clear, that it wasn't a huge part of it. But for the reasons you stated, it is the part that really stuck with me. Because it was a lot funnier to imagine fucking with him like that. Also, meant he had to spin it really hard that we were the bad guys for wanting to come in and make his life better.
Click to expand...
I'll bet, I mean it's GOING to take a lot to gloss over the fact that rearranging and cleaning the place is somehow not a sign that detractors are on point. Especially when the response doesn't consist of him filming what the place looks like already, demonstrating that their offer is appreciated, but wholly unnecessary.

Says a lot, the fact that Phil's method of handling such things is always the least amount of effort, despite that also translating to the least amount of effectiveness. Like when he tried to make it look like he appreciates his fans by posting some coffee mug that one of them sent him, while asking him to actually give back in any meaningful way, often results in a LIMB. He really just does not ever learn.
Hogan of the South said:
Oh no… I don’t think I can watch anymore if we have something copying dsp. Double the snorts, double the begging and lord help us if it finds out about him being ya know “the guy”
Click to expand...
My opinion of Phil is so low, that I'm convinced even a copy of him would off itself, from having an outsider's perspective of the original pigroach.
PinkRibbonScars said:
I should add that I'm not talking about the Mohg in The Cathedral Of The Forsaken. That's not his true form
Click to expand...
In what way does Phil not have the option of following a guide on how to effectively deal with this "Mohg" without embarrassing himself in the usual satisfying manner? Furthermore, explain how his current level of power is sufficiently meaningless.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Massively Strong Greed, Hogan of the South, MAWBD and 1 other person
SaidNoOneEver said:
Didn't he just buy the remastered trilogy not long ago, rave about how not broken and fantastic the graphics were despite the whole world shitting on it for being a shameless money-grab? Has he even played them all again after promising to?
Click to expand...
Yeah he played them all they "Saved the business" dood, But it's shocking he got through 3 games in about 2 and a half months when he could have milked them for at least 4 months.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Massively Strong Greed, Big Brown Schlub and Derich 2nd of coomland
PinkRibbonScars said:
I'm currently fighting Mohg in Elden Ring. DSP is gonna ragequit this unless his guide has a cheese strat. It's gonna produce Ludwig levels of salt
Click to expand...
As others pointed out, I don't think this will be the case. It's always the one off random encounters he experiences that drive him mad. Like the Putrid Tree Spirits and Crucible Knights near the start. I think he has curated enough of the rest of his walkthrough to make the most easiest experience past this point. Nigger is literally picking up weapons prior streams just to be ready for an area the next that is hours away.

YokuNama said:
You know for someone who hates drama he sure likes riding on the wagon when its not against him.

View attachment 3075420

Also let me remind you again, this clown is currently playing Skyrim.
Click to expand...
Meanwhile hes off sucking off a straight ST port, ignoring the HD remix version no one plays anymore and the switch version that adds new characters, but he doesn't like that one either. But hey Skyrim with fishing, loves it.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Massively Strong Greed, Big Brown Schlub, HorseSense and 1 other person
YokuNama said:
You know for someone who hates drama he sure likes riding on the wagon when its not against him.

View attachment 3075420

Also let me remind you again, this clown is currently playing Skyrim.
Click to expand...

What is meaningful content? If someone enjoys GTAV then would this be meaningful? So this is bad, the literal dumpster fire cash grab shit show he defended to the point of massive paranoid delusions, like literal tinfoil hat shit of the GTA trilogy good.

Hey phil are these doctored screenshots that people made up to make the game look bad also?
 
  • Like
  • Autistic
Reactions: Meerkat Ink, Personal Jesus, Massively Strong Greed and 3 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back