I had a thought: Imagine Phail walks into the Ahhfice after his day off and wouldn’t you know it, his 8 year old PC released the magic smoke while he was doing mature adult stuff.
Do you think he’d rage himself into a heart attack, cry and whine on Twitter about how he’s lost his only means of earning an income until his whales feed him thousands of dollars he blows on WWE Champions and spends the next week desperately pigsplaining why he STILL doesn’t have a PC until OIC sees the crytweets, buys him a prebuilt PC and express ships it to the PigRoach, which PigRoach then complains about because his gin soaked brain can’t deal with Windows 11 or…wait, no, that’s exactly what would happen.
Funniest part of all of this would be he (Somehow) manages to get Win11 PC running, first stream back he opens with a long rant about how his shitty PC failed him then a tip from one of his wheelchairs comes in telling him to replace the power supply in his old PC and we get a half hour of pigsplaining why it won’t work and then the LIMB for that brain dead morahn and a “Thanks for the money, dummy”