DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I had a thought: Imagine Phail walks into the Ahhfice after his day off and wouldn’t you know it, his 8 year old PC released the magic smoke while he was doing mature adult stuff.

Do you think he’d rage himself into a heart attack, cry and whine on Twitter about how he’s lost his only means of earning an income until his whales feed him thousands of dollars he blows on WWE Champions and spends the next week desperately pigsplaining why he STILL doesn’t have a PC until OIC sees the crytweets, buys him a prebuilt PC and express ships it to the PigRoach, which PigRoach then complains about because his gin soaked brain can’t deal with Windows 11 or…wait, no, that’s exactly what would happen.

Funniest part of all of this would be he (Somehow) manages to get Win11 PC running, first stream back he opens with a long rant about how his shitty PC failed him then a tip from one of his wheelchairs comes in telling him to replace the power supply in his old PC and we get a half hour of pigsplaining why it won’t work and then the LIMB for that brain dead morahn and a “Thanks for the money, dummy”
He would beg for money for a new PC, get it, then spend it on something else. Then some retard would just buy him a prebuilt PC that's 3x as much as the parts are worth. He'd set it up, talk about how it's fast until he has to set up his software and any minute thing goes wrong, then bitch and moan about that. And the retard purchaser would rock back and forth, clap and make seal squeals, and grin a big tard grin.
 
He would beg for money for a new PC, get it, then spend it on something else. Then some retard would just buy him a prebuilt PC that's 3x as much as the parts are worth. He'd set it up, talk about how it's fast until he has to set up his software and any minute thing goes wrong, then bitch and moan about that. And the retard purchaser would rock back and forth, clap and make seal squeals, and grin a big tard grin.
I’m fully expecting OIC to pay something like $3K for a low end 10 series Intel CPU with 8GB of RAM and a 2060 from a place no better than Artisan Builds, in terms of build quality and business practices.

Oh, and it arrives with a broken tempered glass panel and the 24 pin connector is loose.
 
Yeah I'm still gonna press X on that letter being real. This letter reminds me of the time Phil read out a reworked copy of a letter Lemmy (R.I.P.) got from a black kid who was a metal fan back in the day.
That moment still pisses me off because it is so obvious that the letter is fake and he is just shamelessly copying what he saw on TV/Youtube. I honestly think Phil just runs off his mouth without meaning most of it. When he describes his content as "meaningful" or "chill" if you were in the same room and askes him what makes that sort of stuff what it is he couldn't tell you. Man is just flapping his lips on autopilot.
 

This is just bizzare and embarrassing.

If you're a man in your 40s and you have to blow bubbles in the middle of a stream, then you are either:
  1. As entertaining as watching paint dry.
  2. Desperate for attention and money.
  3. Mentally underdeveloped, since you have to be retarded to find bubble-blowing entertaining.
  4. A fucking faggot.
 
I had a thought: Imagine Phail walks into the Ahhfice after his day off and wouldn’t you know it, his 8 year old PC released the magic smoke while he was doing mature adult stuff.

Do you think he’d rage himself into a heart attack, cry and whine on Twitter about how he’s lost his only means of earning an income until his whales feed him thousands of dollars he blows on WWE Champions and spends the next week desperately pigsplaining why he STILL doesn’t have a PC until OIC sees the crytweets, buys him a prebuilt PC and express ships it to the PigRoach, which PigRoach then complains about because his gin soaked brain can’t deal with Windows 11 or…wait, no, that’s exactly what would happen.

Funniest part of all of this would be he (Somehow) manages to get Win11 PC running, first stream back he opens with a long rant about how his shitty PC failed him then a tip from one of his wheelchairs comes in telling him to replace the power supply in his old PC and we get a half hour of pigsplaining why it won’t work and then the LIMB for that brain dead morahn and a “Thanks for the money, dummy”
He would just pull his 2nd PC out of his closet. He might not even get a new PC himself no matter how much cash his dents throw at him and just use it as a begging tactic a long time until someone literally mails him a pre-built.

This post has the specs of both his PCs if you want to compare.
 
Anshengforever/triadialetoen21 leaked the moderator discord that he is the owner of. Here are a few of the screenshots that I was able to obtain.

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Anshengforever/triadialetoen21 leaked the moderator discord that he is the owner of. Here are a few of the screenshots that I was able to obtain.



he lied about having a discord, he calls everyone liars, don't trust the farms, OIC hasn't contributed in a while, don't listen to the farts, swaggins is an idiot, phil doesn't trust oic...ya ya ya and water makes things wet. Same ole shit from 7 months ago, different discord.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut that channel list isn't from 7 months ago....what are those channels.

Elden Ring Library?
Politics!?
for DSP admins and moderators? but the whole discord is for admins and moderators..huh?!
partnerships...with who? DSP?
Members we can praise? wat?
 
Anshengforever/triadialetoen21 leaked the moderator discord that he is the owner of. Here are a few of the screenshots that I was able to obtain.

I love how they still are unsure if they can trust Clark or not...

... after his interview with Shiro and Proper, where he talked shit about Phil and his fans.
Yeah, I'm not sure man. I don't know if I can trust OIC, dood.

Fucking lol
 
DSP can't even DSP right anymore.

Most players getting GTAV for the ps5 aren't paying a dime, since it was a free upgrade for anyone who already owned it on the ps4
Not exactly true, but it gets even better. You get GTA Online for free (which is what most people will play, anyway), within the first three months after release, you only need a PS Plus subscription to play it.

Or… you can get the single-player portion of GTA V along with GTA Online for $10 on PS5 in the first three months after release as well. To put into perspective, Phil spends $5.21 more than that for a “cheap” pull in WWE Champions.

In any of the two, you don’t need to have previously owned a copy of the game.
 
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