Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[LurkTrawl]

This might seem like an odd aside, but how does this affect the local agriculture and general environment? Not really sure what Ukraine produces but it seems like a shitshow to me if Russia takes over after fucking the local sectors that keep people fed.

 

[bread n circuses]

In the quoted post, someone who acts far smarter than his faggot ass is does not understand how democracies work. News at 11.

But I'll speak slow so your mongoloid ass can follow along.

Just because a part of a country wants something, if they can't get enough of the rest of the country to agree, it doesn't fucking happen. Just because you lose on something doesn't mean you can take over your fucking local government buildings and expect the rest of the country to be cool with it. We aren't all Seattle.

It's funny how you keep moving goalposts, and STILL can't score. But keep trying skippy, it's adorable.

Turns out that when you’re an ethnic minority that happens to have ties to a much larger more powerful country, you actually can do it.

Ukraine is a trash fire and had a better economy under the motherfucking Soviet Union than it has under its kind benevolent western overlords. I can fully sympathize with the people in Donbas and Crimea who wanted to get the fuck out. Ukraine is poorer than some countries in Africa, with worse long term prospects and a 1.2 birth rate to boot. It’s a dying shithole that people are desperate to leave.

I’m willing to bet that you have no fucking clue how “democracy” works in backwards places like Ukraine, and would hate being a minority in it.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

If a part of a country wants something bad enough while the rest of the country doesn't want it, why doesn't that part of the country have the right to secede?

Ah, the eternal question.

"Why can't the South succeed?"

"Why can't all the illegal immigrants in California change the official state language, then vote to succeed so that they can have a modernized california to loot and burn down without spending a dime of their own?"

'Tis a mystery.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This might seem like an odd aside, but how does this affect the local agriculture and general environment? Not really sure what Ukraine produces but it seems like a shitshow to me if Russia takes over after fucking the local sectors that keep people fed.

Well it used to produce a lot, once was called the breadbasket of the USSR but who knows what they do since the break up.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

So you don't live in Russia, you don't have ties to Russia yet you're jerking off Putin here.

I just like Putin and I like Russia and I think they have a just cause and it's fun to argue with people.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Well it used to produce a lot, once was called the breadbasket of the USSR but who knows what they do since the break up.

Specifically I'm wondering about how it might interrupt the natural rhythms of pollinator species. A lot that I'm aware of such as bees or certain species of wasp and mosquito are sensitive to sound waves, like those from repeated artillery fire. That and I wonder what exactly the kind of damage old tanks/aircraft/munitions can do to the local soil's arability.

 

[Kenya Jones]

he's so mad and wants to act tough.

You niggers are so retarded, Ukraine has been getting ass raped. The bulk of their army is completely surrounded, they are using civilians as human shields, they have no communication, units are just acting individually with no coordination, they are taking their foreign volunteers and pushing them to Kiev with no weapons or armor to just be used as cannon fodder and threatening to shoot them in the back of the head if they don't do it but you're still saying "THEY'VE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS FOR WEEKS. THEY CAN DEFEND AGAINST THE LANDING GALLIPOLI 2022 GUYS!!!!".
When Zilenskiy is hanging from a lamppost and the Russian flag is flying over Kiev you faggots are going to be screaming "GUYS THIS IS HOW UKRAINE CAN STILL WIN!!!"

Zelensky has been demanding aid, weapons, planes, munition, you name it he's begging for it, all day, every day for weeks and his glowie pals have turned up the Tik Tok and cable news propaganda 1000% while Russia wants to buy from China (not necessarily because they need it now as logistics are still being worked out), you tell me which one looks more desperate.

Nigger a smaller country getting invaded by a bigger country is always going to be desperate. And I do not see why they need propaganda for justification for sending aid, they are already sending more and more and everyone has already made up their opinion if they want to support or oppose that.

Guys, guys, you're all the prettiest twink at the bubble party

<3

Wait, when did Greece enter the war and whose side are they on?

Russia, why do you think they have such a problem with HIV?

Take your hatefuck to the other thread, please, some of us are trying to watch the war.

On that note, here's a guy who's been digging through the Telegram feeds with a decent synopsis of the situation.

Aww God I like Capi but he's annoying and I hate him.

This might seem like an odd aside, but how does this affect the local agriculture and general environment? Not really sure what Ukraine produces but it seems like a shitshow to me if Russia takes over after fucking the local sectors that keep people fed.

Luckily a lot of the fighting has stayed near roads and cities, so farming seems to be mostly intact, and with the amount of donations by the Russian government in farm equipment, I am sure they will do swimmingly.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Luckily a lot of the fighting has stayed near roads and cities, so farming seems to be mostly intact, and with the amount of donations by the Russian government in farm equipment, I am sure they will do swimmingly.

Right but the noise pollution impact might be larger than expected.

 

[Vesperus]

This might seem like an odd aside, but how does this affect the local agriculture and general environment? Not really sure what Ukraine produces but it seems like a shitshow to me if Russia takes over after fucking the local sectors that keep people fed.

Speaking as a britbong:

There are always some peasants left to pick the grain by hand.

They just have to work harder.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I just like Putin and I like Russia and I think they have a just cause and it's fun to argue with people.

Fun? The way you've behaved doesn't sound like you were having fun.

But anyhow, to close the loop on our little slap fight - I'll keep voicing my opinion the way I want it and if you need extra humiliation, just let me know, okay buddy?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Some fags mentioned that when the USA was awake and during (USA) working hours, that was when the shit posting happened. Well, most of America is asleep and the thread has a bunch of shit posts the last few pages, so I'm thinking eurofags aren't as "sophisticated" and "smart" as they thought they were. I, as an American, laugh in your faces and welcome y'all to our shitposting sphere.

To try and be more informative with my posts, @LurkTrawl , someone in the first thread mentioned that all Ukrainian grain was planted before winter, so everything is in the ground dormant until growing season. No idea if that's true, but it does explain the no-care attitude about grain everybody has right now. If that's true, I guess it depends on when harvest season is...

 

[The Foldless Brain]

No image because the images are fucked on this side, but as warned, the Eternal Pole calls for WW3.

I warned you about P*les.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Wouldn't it be normal for a nation at war, especially one being attacked by much larger nation to constantly beg for more assistance.

Yeah, I really don't get why some people seem so butthurt about Zelensky constantly begging for military aid and acting like he should just shut up and be grateful for any scraps he gets. Asking for help is kind of his job. He's the president of Ukraine. He's supposed to do everything within his power to defend it from its enemies. That includes recruiting military allies amongst other nations to send troops. Especially when his nation is being fucking invaded.

Yes that would mean foreigners dying for his country. That is not anything new or unusual. It's happened in many wars. Practically every British and American man who died in WWI did so for someone else's country. Zelensky should no more feel bad about that than Belgium felt bad about all the British men who died because they didn't want to let Germany march through them, or Serbia felt bad about Russia essentially destroying itself fighting their enemies.

So of course Zelensky's going to ask and beg for all the help he can get and try and talk NATO into playing a game of chicken directly with Putin. He has very little to lose in the attempt of asking, and if he gets what he asks for and Putin flinches, its a big win for him and his country. Nor does he have a reason to stop asking just because a little help was provided. In his shoes it's perfectly reasonable to keep asking in hopes that someone will change their mind about going to war as the situation shifts. Hell, I'd bet the only reason that more countries haven't gotten directly involved in the war is likely that all the nearby countries that would be willing to do so in support of Ukraine have already successfully joined NATO, thus restricting what they can do as a practical matter.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Some fags mentioned that when the USA was awake and during (USA) working hours, that was when the shit posting happened. Well, most of America is asleep and the thread has a bunch of shit posts the last few pages, so I'm thinking eurofags aren't as "sophisticated" and "smart" as they thought they were. I, as an American, laugh in your faces and welcome y'all to our shitposting sphere.

To try and be more informative with my posts, @LurkTrawl , someone in the first thread mentioned that all Ukrainian grain was planted before winter, so everything is in the ground dormant until growing season. No idea if that's true, but it does explain the no-care attitude about grain everybody has right now. If that's true, I guess it depends on when harvest season is...

Harvest season is April/May. Unfortunately, though, most of the harvest is happening in the areas currently either occupied or shelled by Russians. The worst issue is that despite Ukrainian efforts, it's likely that the sowing season (which should also happen around that time, if I remember correctly) will fail and with Russia's temporary ban on export, this is a quarter of the world's wheat exports. Expect ME to explode again in a spectacular fashion.

 

[Kenya Jones]

Right but the noise pollution impact might be larger than expected.

Yeah that may be a problem.

No image because the images are fucked on this side, but as warned, the Eternal Pole calls for WW3.

I warned you about P*les.

You were right.

Yeah, I really don't get why some people seem so butthurt about Zelensky constantly begging for military aid and acting like he should just shut up and be grateful for any scraps he gets. Asking for help is kind of his job. He's the president of Ukraine. He's supposed to do everything within his power to defend it from its enemies. That includes recruiting military allies amongst other nations to send troops. Especially when his nation is being fucking invaded.

Yes that would mean foreigners dying for his country. That is not anything new or unusual. It's happened in many wars. Practically every British and American man who died in WWI did so for someone else's country. Zelensky should no more feel bad about that than Belgium felt bad about all the British men who died because they didn't want to let German march through them, or Serbia felt bad about Russia essentially destroying itself fighting their enemies.

So of course Zelensky's going to ask and beg for all the help he can get and try and talk NATO into playing a game of chicken directly with Putin. He has very little to lose in the attempt of asking, and if he gets what he asks for and Putin flinches, its a big win for him and his country. Nor does he have a reason to stop asking just because a little help was provided. In his shoes it's perfectly reasonable to keep asking in hopes that someone will change their mind about going to war as the situation shifts. Hell, I'd bet the only reason that more countries haven't gotten directly involved in the war is likely that all the nearby countries that would be willing to do so in support of Ukraine have already successfully joined NATO, thus restricting what they can do as a practical matter.

You took the words right out of my fucking face.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Fun? The way you've behaved doesn't sound like you were having fun.

But anyhow, to close the loop on our little slap fight - I'll keep voicing my opinion the way I want it and if you need extra humiliation, just let me know, okay buddy?

Oh yeah buddy, you really humiliated me and I'm not having fun at all. "way I've behaved" what are you even on about? But it's okay if you have to believe you humiliated me in order to cope with being a pussy and letting your country get fucked by Russians while you hide, I'll let you have that.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Yeah, I really don't get why some people seem so butthurt about Zelensky constantly begging for military aid and acting like he should just shut up and be grateful for any scraps he gets. Asking for help is kind of his job. He's the president of Ukraine. He's supposed to do everything within his power to defend it from its enemies. That includes recruiting military allies amongst other nations to send troops. Especially when his nation is being fucking invaded.

Yes that would mean foreigners dying for his country. That is not anything new or unusual. It's happened in many wars. Practically every British and American man who died in WWI did so for someone else's country. Zelensky should no more feel bad about that than Belgium felt bad about all the British men who died because they didn't want to let German march through them, or Serbia felt bad about Russia essentially destroying itself fighting their enemies.

Because it would mean world war three. Any man asking for war between two nuclear powers, who was in part installed by the CIA by an admittedly shitty world power for unbelievably idiotic reasons, should be mocked, ridiculed, and shamed.

All he really had to do was ensure that the Ruskis didn't think he was going to join NATO and remain neutral.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Nigger a smaller country getting invaded by a bigger country is always going to be desperate. And I do not see why they need propaganda for justification for sending aid, they are already sending more and more and everyone has already made up their opinion if they want to support or oppose that.

I see you rode the short bus because if they were winning like Zelensky claims and Russia was going pack it up and leave any day now the jewish comedian would be rubbing his hands furiously, not crying that its a hoholcaust we're not giving him shekels and planes right fucking now.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Oh yeah buddy, you really humiliated me and I'm not having fun at all. "way I've behaved" what are you even on about? But it's okay if you have to believe you humiliated me in order to cope with being a pussy and letting your country get fucked by Russians while you hide, I'll let you have that.

Oh, so you're actually, in earnest, trying to shame me for both taking care of myself and having an opinion?

 

[hooboy]

Oh yeah buddy, you really humiliated me and I'm not having fun at all. "way I've behaved" what are you even on about? But it's okay if you have to believe you humiliated me in order to cope with being a pussy and letting your country get fucked by Russians while you hide, I'll let you have that.

you sound like your face is red right now ngl