DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[David Davidson]

This "leak" is a big nothing burger. There is no substance to it (except that Phil has a new discord after anonymouse nuked the last one). Even then, the screenshots don't even verify Phil's unique discord username. If you're gonna cozy up to Phil's team just to pull gay ops, at least have something worthwhile.

This is probably just an effort to give Phil some ammo to beat over his viewers heads. "So what if I have a discord? These no life losers have to pretend to be part of this community just to come out as trolls and show nothing" etc.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Poor Phil, shit always goes down on his day off. Looks like I get to laugh more today. Thanks.

King of Drama just loves the lie. He's like the unfunny version of Liar Liar but doesn't have anyone that cares about him that doesn't want him to lie.

"Absolutely nothing on Kiwi Farms should be paid attention to."

Pignosis Cult in full effect.

A screenshot of that was posted on the farms. Does that mean it's a lie now? lol

 

[MAWBD]

like you would legit have to be the dumbest person to believe a liar of this scale

You greatly underestimate how gullible is the average human. And then you'd have to realize, half of humanity is even more gullible than that guy.

 

[Sup3r]

i really enjoy the hypocrisy in every single one of his lies but always hits up with "everything everyone else says is lies". like you would legit have to be the dumbest person to believe a liar of this scale

Thing is, none of the wheelchairs actually care enough to actually believe him. The only one dumb enough would be Derich but all he cares about is what Phil's favourite Pokémon is and giving out useless trivia.

Anyone who believed him left when he messed up his response to the bank leaks. Now he's surrounded by people who give him money out of spite for "detractors".

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This "leak" is a big nothing burger. There is no substance to it (except that Phil has a new discord after anonymouse nuked the last one). Even then, the screenshots don't even verify Phil's unique discord username. If you're gonna cozy up to Phil's team just to pull gay ops, at least have something worthwhile.

This is probably just an effort to give Phil some ammo to beat over his viewers heads. "So what if I have a discord? These no life losers have to pretend to be part of this community just to come out as trolls and show nothing" etc.

I concur with this, and it feels like something OIC would do. He loves to be a tease, he loves the idea of being some puppet master playing both sides, and he's too inept to actually pull it off, but has low standards so this would still be enough for him. Can't even congratulate the leaker, whoever they actually are, for playing Supercrazy like a fiddle, because anybody can do that at this point. The man has earned his name, and not in a good way.

Though it's worth noting that there's simply no such thing as anyone getting close to Phil and being able to truly embarrass him in a big way, because there's only one person he lets that close to him, and she doesn't look to be saying shit, ever. I feel like that's the real reason why his retards turn into leakers, and why they don't go all-out. They're stupid enough to think they can be the exception, get Phil to admit some shit to them, and then when he doesn't, they get mad. Just not mad enough to even TRY going for the jugular. They're not capable of doing Leanna-level damage, but they could at least accomplish more than THIS if they really meant it.

As for Phil's words giving us anything interesting... No, not really. Though I do enjoy that he keeps pretending that his closest fans stick around because they believe him, when it's obvious they have ulterior motives. He still just won't flip that coin, find out what happens when he confesses to everything. We are so convinced that it would do absolutely nothing to him, but Phil himself doesn't believe that. That, or it isn't about the money going away. It's about how it would FEEL to sit there and acknowledge that the people who've been documenting his lies were on point this whole time. It's not hard to picture that being more of a priority to him than the money.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil larping again as some badass mafia boss, meanwhile he has a fucking picture of him in a Yoshi costume as his profile pic.

I can't dude, this guy is such a fucking clown lmao.

Most cult leaders at least have a lot of charisma or are great speakers. Phil's just a total zero, a thin-skinned whiny asshole.

But then look at the cult members he has. I guess you get the kind of cult you deserve.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Keyboards and Hitboxes would be the ones exploiting mechanics, due to being able to do some bullshit through holding charge while walking forward easily, instant 360 and pretzel, and so on.

Arcade sticks, specially the ones Phil uses and not some weird custom one, do not exploit anything.

Every modern fighting game I have played resolves a left and right input at the same time equal to neutral, so you can't use them to exploit charge like that.
Older games maybe. Hitbox has advantages, but usually not that broken.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I found a soyboy DSP clone. I actually think he's even more toxic and dumber than Dave lol.

so I looked at this video and the dudes channel and yt decided to put his current stream in my front page, I open it.

the skin walkers are evolving!

They worked out the shitty beard, bodily sounds and muttering but everything else. The not sitting still, chair shake eyes darting around to the point of being uncomfortable of watch, hypocritical arrogance due to lack of selfsameness, delusions of grandeur as he too thinks he has a "show" and his opinion is the only opinion, talking fast in circles using big words to cover up his shit bad takes. Even his thumbnails are similar.

DSP 2.0 has a music bed to at least distract from the dead air and a better set up but this is like an elseworlds DSP. I didn't stick around enough in a 2 hour+ stream about doc and NFTs to see if he has any other similarities cause one DSP is enough.

So they didn't even give us samplings of the other server areas? What, did they have to get in and out in under a minute or the Pigler alarm would be set off?

Seriously, what they showed, this bombshell he has over phil is like "gais I got big news, I'll drop it when I'm ready. Ok. here's the bomb shell. DSP...yeah...well...he snorts!"

This is just DSP being DSP and swaggins being swaggins.

Now those other channels would have at least been interesting to see whats in them, the elden ring one would have at least been current saga and my god how can you not leak "members we can praise" and "partnerships"

Most cult leaders at least have a lot of charisma or are great speakers. Phil's just a total zero, a thin-skinned whiny asshole.

But then look at the cult members he has. I guess you get the kind of cult you deserve.

Thats pretty much how I felt about him being a cult leader he has no end game or charisma he's just coping into the void trying to convince himself of his own delusions and the dent heads that follow him are just "collateral damage". If anything he's like an accidental cult leader.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

I'm fairly new to the Pigverse, but why can't we just enjoy our lolpig without resulting to drama? Real life isn't game of thrones.

 

[FamicomGorby]

This leak sucks and will only have Dave on stream ranting about "DA LATEST KIWIFARTS CONSPIRACY! THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE I RUN A SECRET CULT SERVER, CAN YOU BELEIEVE IT?!?!? ACK ACK ACK"

I've barely been following Dave lately cause almost nothing interesting happens, every day is the same begging and grift as he slowly debases himself for that sweet sweet tip money. The only things that really effect him are those leaks that break through the veil of secrecy he's built around his personal life, aka the bankruptcy and bank leaks.

So unless it comes out that Kat left or someone finally catches Dave on his day off, or god forbit that his whales just up and leave one day; I see zero interesting shit comin from the Davesphere for the foreseeable future.

 

[Don't you lecture me]

Every modern fighting game I have played resolves a left and right input at the same time equal to neutral, so you can't use them to exploit charge like that.
Older games maybe. Hitbox has advantages, but usually not that broken.

That's actually not always true, depending on what you're using. You can use a PS4 pad and press right on the left stick and left on the dpad and it'll read both but only output the latest input. Some people try to use this for super fast charges, but it's usually too uncomfortable to bother with.

With a hitbox style controller they install an SOCD cleaner, which is what makes a right+left input turn into neutral and an up+down input into just up. Essentially it's all to make sure you have to deal with the millisecond of being in neutral that a stick user would have as well. Daigo actually got in a bit of hot water when he switched to a ghetto ass hitbox controller without SOCD cleaning and was pulling off some really insane Guile shit.

t.hitbox user

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

I'm fairly new to the Pigverse, but why can't we just enjoy our lolpig without resulting to drama? Real life isn't game of thrones.

Some fringe cases of detractors end up being lolcows themselves, like Fred.

In the case of suprcrzy, I don't think he's there. He just publicizes his research so it's not really his fault when people tell him to talk about shit. The discord leaks are fuckin nothing but he has to draw blood from a stone since it's the only thing recently to happen, aside from OIC letting his socks run out.

This leak sucks and will only have Dave on stream ranting about "DA LATEST KIWIFARTS CONSPIRACY! THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE I RUN A SECRET CULT SERVER, CAN YOU BELEIEVE IT?!?!? ACK ACK ACK"

I've barely been following Dave lately cause almost nothing interesting happens, every day is the same begging and grift as he slowly debases himself for that sweet sweet tip money. The only things that really effect him are those leaks that break through the veil of secrecy he's built around his personal life, aka the bankruptcy and bank leaks.

So unless it comes out that Kat left or someone finally catches Dave on his day off, or god forbit that his whales just up and leave one day; I see zero interesting shit comin from the Davesphere for the foreseeable future.

This is why I refuse to watch his gameplay but will tune in to old man ranting for an hour about fuckin nothing. It's a morbid fascination on how an absolute shut in sees the world despite not participating in it. I swear to Christ he's somehow less adjusted to the outside world than Ironmouse and she will fuckin die if she sets foot outside her home.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The only things that really effect him are those leaks that break through the veil of secrecy he's built around his personal life, aka the bankruptcy and bank leaks.

You mean like there's no mod discord (again. lol)? In fact he doesn't even know how/have discord?

 

[Swallow Moon]

That's actually not always true, depending on what you're using. You can use a PS4 pad and press right on the left stick and left on the dpad and it'll read both but only output the latest input. Some people try to use this for super fast charges, but it's usually too uncomfortable to bother with.

With a hitbox style controller they install an SOCD cleaner, which is what makes a right+left input turn into neutral and an up+down input into just up. Essentially it's all to make sure you have to deal with the millisecond of being in neutral that a stick user would have as well. Daigo actually got in a bit of hot water when he switched to a ghetto ass hitbox controller without SOCD cleaning and was pulling off some really insane Guile shit.

t.hitbox user

I had heard that more games were resolving it in the software now that hitboxes are more established, and it looked like that in the games I tried it in. But I do mostly play on pad too. Interesting either way

 

[UaineRunei]

This is probably just an effort to give Phil some ammo to beat over his viewers heads. "So what if I have a discord? These no life losers have to pretend to be part of this community just to come out as trolls and show nothing" etc.

Exactly. This "dribble" will just result in one thing only:

"Whoa! Thank you to an "Anonymous" tipper, who tipped me a whopping $100! And he says 'Fuck the trolls, Phil! They're just trying to ruin your streams and attack your family. Keep up the good work! Btw, how's Jasper?' Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You mean like there's no mod discord (again. lol)? In fact he doesn't even know how/have discord?

It is funny that he pretends to not be seething over being proven a liar, since, let's face it, us Farmers calling it "nothing" means absolutely dick to the pigroach. His psychological issues are such that we're insult to injury, not the injury itself. He had problems with being kept awake at night by people's awareness of the truth long before there even was a detractor community, it just didn't get triggered as much until a certain point.

Like I said, his refusal to just drop the act probably has far more to do with his interest in maintaining a false narrative no matter how blown-out it has become, than in fear of losing his whales. But that also means it doesn't matter how tiny this leak is, it's going to piss Phil off anyway because the tiniest things constantly do, as long as they go against what he wants. Which leaks do, because for some reason he insists on pretending that he doesn't have a private Discord. Otherwise it wouldn't really be a problem, since there's nothing to really expose him, since he's too paranoid to be himself even in private.

Even Katherine doesn't see the real Phil. She gets more than anybody else, but it isn't all of it.

And another thing about these leaks, they happened on his day off, ensuring that nobody got to see him react on-camera. Really goes to show how uncommitted the leaker was. If you're going to annoy the pigroach, do it while he's busy streaming.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

After today's disappointing leaks I'm inclined to repeat something similar to what Nige said recently, while I'm not opposed to fucking with Phil, if you're going to do it, don't plan it on here and dont go bragging about it regardless of the result. Just take the satisfaction you've made a day in his pigopticon worse than usual

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I don't know. while this is a big nothing burger IF he was smart. IF he was smart, he should spin this as some mentally ill marhan tried to leak a discord thats not even his (king of semantics) and even the farts don't care.

People try to make drama but he's just here, playing his games and entertaining people with his game play but people who are so mentally ill that not even those nudnick at the farts wants anything to do with them try to start drama for attention, now feel bad and tip him to make the new trolls punch the air.

but it's DSP and he has no self control or awareness so he'll talk himself into corners, lash out at chat and just make this a nothing burger with cheese then ban everyone who asks about it only to memory hole it by the end of the stream.

Hell if he were really smart he can spin this as some gay ops with OIC to troll the trolls, his dents will buy it and celebrate by showering him with money as he claims he got the farts and we're all so angry, we stopped punching the air and punched our monitors or some stupid shit.

And how does anything this idiotic shut in does be personal to anyone?

 

[Shirō Ishii]

From what I know, there's supposed to be more leaks coming and that this is just what was given to them by Fehu. Fehu found out I doxed him after like 3 weeks, then decided to screenshot everything and release it as his way out. Super faggot views himself as this detective and someone who people gives info to like how another loser, Anonymouse, was the one giving him all the info about OIC and other paypigs.

But crzy is trying to get an additional mod out as Fehu is leaving and so he blamed it on Ansheng for leaking it. He contacted OIC because of this after supposedly being done with him (half of the shit he said in his OIC interview is a lie by the way as he was asking me about OIC during that entire time).

 

[ZehnBoat]

Given that #Elden-Ring-library implies that Phail is so retarded that he even needs to be spoonfed the exact guides he needs for that game, I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case.

see?
phil doesn't look up guides

he's so lazy he needs OTHER PEOPLE to look up the guides
but he's not looking up the guides himself
he doesn't have time dood