Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax may have been utter shit of a human being, but having your mother die this way in such a painful and slow way after such a difficult life is always sad, RIP To Carol, at least you can possibly be with your cunt of a son in the fiery depths below, screaming together till the end of time. In hell, but together.
 
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I have some sympathy for Carol Kyanka. I wish her son wasn't a total piece of shit, he was a funny guy about 20 years ago and made a real contribution to the Internet back then. The reason why I feel bad for Mrs. Kyanka is because something similar happened in my family. I had an uncle who ruined his own business by letting his teenage son wreck all the used cars he was trying to sell. Then he moved in with his elderly mother and started a crack addiction despite being in his 60s. When he dropped dead of a heart attack her heath rapidly declined, she stopped eating right, and she died painfully after breaking bones in a fall. Anyways I guess the point I want to make is that even if you're a garbage human your mom probably still loves you and you should try not to break her heart by dying a stupid or suicidal death. Give your mom a hug, or if you're far away a phone call, she won't be around forever.
 
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Sabrina said:
Yeah, and it's corroborated in his own posts showing how often he called her and she would come over a lot to do basic chores like putting trash in trash cans, since she only had leukemia while his spine was crumbling to dust so he couldn't do that.
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Jesus. I feel bad even when my mom does my dishes when I go to visit her, I can't imagine her coming over to do basic chores
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Jesus. I feel bad even when my mom does my dishes when I go to visit her, I can't imagine her coming over to do basic chores
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I re-listened to the Conversation with Logan Day stream. Couple interesting notes regarding Momtax:

  • She urged Logan to cover up the DV incidents because bringing them into the open would harm Lowtax’s ongoing divorce case with Ashli.
  • Lowtax really liked to contact Ashli and berate her during the divorce proceedings, and it was fucking up his case. It got to the point that Momtax threatened to cut him loose unless he stopped taking potshots at Ashli and reinforcing her domestic abuse allegations.
 
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Shotgun Badger said:
You know, at the end of the day, the entire Lowtax saga has been horribly depressing. I can't laugh at any of this at this point like I can with a lot of the other clowns talked about on this site, its just a trail of ruined lives and horrible outcomes.

Somethingawful is fucking cursed.
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Something Awful was a mistake.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
Wait. Carole only became a lawyer at age 60?

where did this Italian American Jew get all of her shekels? She didn’t become wealthy in the last 13 years by being a subburban Dental implant lawyer.
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Momtax was Catholic.

www.somethingawful.com

My Ongoing Battle Recovering From Catholicism; I Jacked It To the JC Penny's Catalogue

I'll be the first to admit that, during my teenage years, I jacked off while looking at JC Penny's catalogues. Hell, I still do. The absolute only time I can get off anymore is when I force my wife to dress up like a JC Penny's catalogue. She doesn't really enjoy it, but it gives me an excuse to...
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DerSneedstrom said:
Something Awful was a mistake.
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Its honestly surreal how it all comes back to that woe-begotten site, it let Lowtax become fat and lazy with a completely warped understanding of his own abilities and responsibilities, its where he met both of his wives that he had kids with and even the final woman when things veered irrevocably into a deathspin, dealing with the increasingly unhinged users was the source of so many miseries in his life and it was the notoriety built off of it that made his last miserable years so well known across the internet at large.

Imagine how things would have gone differently if he never started the site to begin with.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Jesus. I feel bad even when my mom does my dishes when I go to visit her, I can't imagine her coming over to do basic chores
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Yeah and throwing away your trash when you're done with it isn't even a chore, you just do that after you're done with whatever that was. It's not even a thing that needs time or effort to do. Wanna bet he just left dirty clothes all over the basement floor instead of throwing them in a basket. And the way everyone on SA was simultaneously living in, while making fun of people who lived in their parents' basements, he was living in his own basement with no one else in the house just because he liked it? SA truly is cursed.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
Wait. Carole only became a lawyer at age 60?

where did this Italian American Jew get all of her shekels? She didn’t become wealthy in the last 13 years by being a subburban Dental implant lawyer.
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Richard Sr. is the founder/CEO of a company that repairs industrial equipment. Good money in that if you have the right market. Carol's job at the "dental implant society" was probably a marketing executive role with commissioned sales, she could have also been making a huge amount of money if she was good at it.
 
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Pikachu For Prezident said:
...what LowTax has done was truly something awful.
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*lowers shades*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

True though. About the only good thing Dickard did in the last decade of his life was kill himself under such atrociously vile circumstances at least his kids will eventually figure out they are better off without him.
 
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Pikachu For Prezident said:
In light of finding out this guy died - and I apologize if somebody has already made this incredibly stupid-ass (and really off-color) joke - I guess you could say...
...what LowTax has done was truly something awful.
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