Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[For The Internet]

Which is weird, because in theory mobility aids are supposed to give the person more independence. No, it isn't always convenient, but if a cane/walker/wheelchair/etc is the difference between staying home constantly or living your life then the choice seems obvious.

This is one of the biggest tells of a munchie for me; they could have all the mobility aids, tubes, and treatments available in the world but they never get any better. You'd think that their symptoms would improve, maybe even just a little bit. But munchies only ever get sicker and sicker, no matter what.

Right! Because these people are munchies they don't use mobility aids as a road to independence. Like a person with trouble getting into a hospital bed from a wheelchair will be taught to get into bed. Like for example if you have surgery on a knee and need a wheelchair or crutches to get to the bathroom, a nurse might teach you how to hook your good leg under the bad leg to lift it and get into bed without having to buzz them each time. A munchie wouldn't take that advice because it creates independence. They'd claim it was too painful, even though most patients would put up with some discomfort so they aren't inconvenienced by waiting for the nurses. The munchie's goal is to be the sickest (and possibly get staff attention) so they perform.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I bet Victoria has fake stiff attacks when they're trying to wipe her fatass.

 

[For The Internet]

I bet Victoria has fake stiff attacks when they're trying to wipe her fatass.

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When I read that initially, I read that as 'I'm shitting and/or pissing the bed because surely if I'm doing that I'll be taken as sooper dooper sick this time!'

 

[DoorPost101]

I bet Victoria has fake stiff attacks when they're trying to wipe her fatass.

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When I read that initially, I read that as 'I'm shitting and/or pissing the bed because surely if I'm doing that I'll be taken as sooper dooper sick this time!'

That's exactly what she's doing, plus I'll bet a part of her is doing it to throw a tantrum and punish the nurses. There are some truly mean-spirited patients out there who will make a nurse's shift a living hell out of sheer spite.

 

[large_farva]

Loving the munchie platter Victoria served us today.
edit: she's just shouting out to call attention to these rare diseases. She picked some really weird things to shout out, like what was the point of pointing out Kuru?
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Here's the list:
Periodic Paralysis
Agammaglobulinemia
Median Arcuate Ligament
May Thurner Syndrome
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Parry-Romberg Syndrome
Superior Mesenteric Artnery Syndrome
Kuru (???)
Stevens Johnson Syndrome
Noonan Syndrome
Morgellon's
Methemoglobinemia
Microcephaly
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis
RPI deficiency
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive - Stoneman's Disease

 

[DoorPost101]

Loving the munchie platter Victoria served us today.
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Here's the list:
Periodic Paralysis
Agammaglobulinemia
Median Arcuate Ligament
May Thurner Syndrome
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Parry-Romberg Syndrome
Superior Mesenteric Artnery Syndrome
KuruStevens Johnson Syndrome
Noonan Syndrome
Morgellon's
Methemoglobinemia
Microcephaly
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis
RPI deficiency
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive - Stoneman's Disease

Is she SERIOUSLY claiming Steven Johnson's Syndrome? As a long term condition, no less?

 

[NotYourMom]

Morgellon's

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

anyone keeping up with disgusting dani’s recent antics? she’s in the hospital, and she tattled on herself by posting the results of her blood and line cultures - to the surprise of no one, dani caused a line infection and sepsis by smearing shit into her line. does anyone know if she’s retarded? i get retard vibes from her when i hear her speak, plus only retards (and animals) are willing to handle their own fecal matter. illnessfakers is going batshit (pun intended) over dani. i’ve actually read a few comments from people who are concerned for dani, who are worried that she’s getting close to pulling a jaquie, and who want her to get better so that she can “live life to her full potential.”

 

[A tree]

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anyone keeping up with disgusting dani’s recent antics? she’s in the hospital, and she tattled on herself by posting the results of her blood and line cultures - to the surprise of no one, dani caused a line infection and sepsis by smearing shit into her line. does anyone know if she’s retarded? i get retard vibes from her when i hear her speak, plus only retards (and animals) are willing to handle their own fecal matter. illnessfakers is going batshit (pun intended) over dani. i’ve actually read a few comments from people who are concerned for dani, who are worried that she’s getting close to pulling a jaquie, and who want her to get better so that she can “live life to her full potential.”

Saw that last comment too pmsl. I guess she maybe has the potential to become a....nah....I got nothing.
She is retarded. She was a premie baby and has some kind of learning disability

 

[Grey B. Train]

anyone keeping up with disgusting dani’s recent antics? she’s in the hospital, and she tattled on herself by posting the results of her blood and line cultures - to the surprise of no one, dani caused a line infection and sepsis by smearing shit into her line. does anyone know if she’s retarded? i get retard vibes from her when i hear her speak, plus only retards (and animals) are willing to handle their own fecal matter. illnessfakers is going batshit (pun intended) over dani. i’ve actually read a few comments from people who are concerned for dani, who are worried that she’s getting close to pulling a jaquie, and who want her to get better so that she can “live life to her full potential.”

I've been watching it, and my favorite part was about the drinking coffee even if it will kill her. Another red flag of retardation

 

[Button Moon]

Kuru

She's claiming Kuru?

How come so many of the munchies do this particular style of shitty 'dance'?

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

Kuru

I'm sorry but Victoria is claiming to be a cannibal??? Victoria ate human brains???
This... she has to be a troll. She has to be. I refuse to believe this isn't some absurd social experiment.

Median Arcuate Ligament

Ah yes, the super rare condition of having a ligament that's supposed to be there.

 

[Everything Beagle]

Loving the munchie platter Victoria served us today.
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Here's the list:
Periodic Paralysis
Agammaglobulinemia
Median Arcuate Ligament
May Thurner Syndrome
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Parry-Romberg Syndrome
Superior Mesenteric Artnery Syndrome
Kuru (???)
Stevens Johnson Syndrome
Noonan Syndrome
Morgellon's
Methemoglobinemia
Microcephaly
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis
RPI deficiency
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive - Stoneman's Disease

PROGERIA.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

She probably read kuru causes tremors and ran with it bc she gets a lil shaky sometimes. That or she's a trans-Papua New Guinean Fore tribeswoman. Hopefully she isn't a secret cannibal and this is her coming out video. There's actually a thread on this site already on the "cannibal community". It's mostly people with a fetish.

 

[hall&oates]

I don’t think she’s claiming to have any or all of those diseases, she’s just giving them a shout out. Truly bizarre to include a cannibalism-induced disease though. Maybe she plagiarised a list of rare diseases without thinking.

 

[buoyverificationfuel]

I don’t think she’s claiming to have any or all of those diseases, she’s just giving them a shout out. Truly bizarre to include a cannibalism-induced disease though. Maybe she plagiarised a list of rare diseases without thinking.

After looking at it again, I think you're right. The little title in blue just says "Rare Disease Shout Out" - no mention of her claiming all those diseases. I think the confusion came from her claiming at least one of them before.

It's still hilarious that Victoria thinks her half-assed tiktok will ever reach the hypothetical New Guinean tribal person who is too busy suffering from kuru to watch her silly little dance. Even something like Stevens Johnson syndrome, if you have it then you're probably too busy being sick to be watching tiktoks by some munchie who looks like the grandma you get stuck behind in the checkout line because she can't figure out the chip reader. Even the munchies who claim to have some of the random "trendy" vascular compression disorders she listed don't give a shit about Victoria and the twin she cannibalized in utero.

 

[yasscat]

It's also worth noting that nobody suffers from Kuru anymore. The virus itself (specifically, Kuru, obviously other prion diseases still exist) largely died out, because the Kore people stopped cannibalizing in the 60s. It has a long incubation period, sure (up to 50 years iirc), but there haven't been any deaths from it since 2010.

 

[WonderWino]

Loving the munchie platter Victoria served us today.
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Here's the list:
Periodic Paralysis
Agammaglobulinemia
Median Arcuate Ligament
May Thurner Syndrome
Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
Parry-Romberg Syndrome
Superior Mesenteric Artnery Syndrome
Kuru (???)
Stevens Johnson Syndrome
Noonan Syndrome
Morgellon's
Methemoglobinemia
Microcephaly
Epidermodysplasia Verruciformis
RPI deficiency
Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressive - Stoneman's Disease

Wait.....kuru? As in the neurological condition you only get from eating human brains infected with a certain prion....? She sure didn't think that one through, unless she does some horrifying things in her spare time. Her fans better watch out if she invites anybody over for dinner

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

the twin she cannibalized in utero.

Maybe that’s how she got kuru.

 

[For The Internet]

Holy shit. Kuru is an exceedingly rare neurological disease made famous by people in Papua New Guinea who practiced canniballism as a funeral rite. It causes neurological degeneration and is both incurable and always fatal.

Problem for Victoria is that it is ONLY found in Papua New Guinea, and only amongst the Fore people.

So Victoria's a cannibal guys!

Holy shit got massively ninja'd as I was writing this out. I didn't know it wasn't even around any more. That makes it even funnier.