Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I was under the impression that the main part of the “egg cracking” metaphor was the fact that you cannot un-crack an egg. The “hatching into what you really are inside” is a convenient bonus but I feel the primary message the movement likes to communicate with it is that once you have a single thought about maybe being trans one time you can’t go back and you have to transition or you will be doomed to misery and 41%.
I’d imagine they would love to be able to just use the red pill metaphor (especially because of the Wachowskis recent history) but can’t due to the political meanings it’s become associated with in the last decade or so.
 
I'll miss you, OWM. I'm sorry you have such a short life to live and I'd like to send 30 hookers and 10lbs of blow for your upcoming last 4-6 weeks of life left. :(
Something tells me the STDs from the hookers or the fentanyl used to cut the cocaine would just kill me faster. To honor my memory I would like you, and the rest of the thread regulars, to keep reminding Kevin that he will never be a woman.
 
When I hear "collecting," I think of some kind of limiting, centralized theme. Like you're trying to get every classification of rock or each brand of bottle cap. Even the numbskulls who collect Funko Pops at least are limited by their releases.

My point is that Kevin justifying his hoarding as "collecting" feels ridiculous. "Every toy I ever see" is not attempting to complete a set, it's just wasting money which you demonstrably don't have if you beg for more each month. I just wonder if he's giving this excuse to trick everyone else or just himself.

Gonna toy sperg for a moment, but at least that Banjo Kazooie figure set is being made by a company with a history of taking preorders and not delivering the goods. If he preorders from BigBadToyStore he won't be out any money, because they only charge when the toy ships, but if he orders direct from the company there's a good chance he gets swindled!
 
Gonna toy sperg for a moment, but at least that Banjo Kazooie figure set is being made by a company with a history of taking preorders and not delivering the goods. If he preorders from BigBadToyStore he won't be out any money, because they only charge when the toy ships, but if he orders direct from the company there's a good chance he gets swindled!
Kevin supporting and getting his followers to support a shady company that’s likely gonna swindle him and them out of their money? I can get behind that!

“Sounds like a problem for future Kat!” right Kev? ;)
 
Spiders are hunters, survivor's and aren't constructed by the so called "insect politics." The hive mind mentality insects all follow. Mindlessly obeying the rule of some fat queen. There are no queen spiders or scorpions or any in the arachnid family.

So yes a better comparison for the gaping, festering stink ditch would be to the insect.

To be fair, there are plenty of insects that have no hive mind structure, praying mantises, stick bugs, beetles.

All independent insects.

Also don't diss the ant hive mind, It's the ant's world, we just live in it.
 
I was surprised that Kevin would retweet something positive about work:
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What Wedge does isn't 'sex work', he posts himself fucking another mentally disabled troon every month or so.

He isn't the prostitute who's been trafficked and forcibly raped every day for years by men thrice her age. He isn't the drug-addicted 20-year old who sees no future for herself except a quick death in a fistful of powder. He isn't a single mother who has to put food on the table. He isn't even like an actual porn actor/actress, who are often lied to and pressured to do sex acts they don't want to perform.

He's a fat retard who coomposts on Twitter for hours as a 'job' and complains that flipping burgers is somehow more oppressive and miserable than any of the real dangers sex workers face.
 
Wedge fully chimped out over corporate making an ad in the store for enjoying sandwhiches or something yet ruining your anus from a hook you insisted on trying to wear through airport security and getting kidnapped by a fag chaser is somehow not even a ping on the tard rage scale. Okay wedge.
 
Wedge fully chimped out over corporate making an ad in the store for enjoying sandwhiches or something yet ruining your anus from a hook you insisted on trying to wear through airport security and getting kidnapped by a fag chaser is somehow not even a ping on the tard rage scale. Okay wedge.

No he was mad they provided items to make sandwiches :story: Fuck you for feeding me!!!
 
Wedge fully chimped out over corporate making an ad in the store for enjoying sandwhiches or something yet ruining your anus from a hook you insisted on trying to wear through airport security and getting kidnapped by a fag chaser is somehow not even a ping on the tard rage scale. Okay wedge.
Get your Wedge lore straight.

The company that he works for put a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly in the break room where he works so that if any employees are hungry that day, they can make a tasty and nutritious sandwich.

Corporate may as well have sent the Pinkertons in there with batons to beat everyone senseless.

Joe Hill wept.
 
Get your Wedge lore straight.

The company that he works for put a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly in the break room where he works so that if any employees are hungry that day, they can make a tasty and nutritious sandwich.

Corporate may as well have sent the Pinkertons in there with batons to beat everyone senseless.

Joe Hill wept.
This made me unironically go make a PB&J. Sandwhich & Sneed.

I also love that he's preordering shit while the work troons are at a 1920s home doing MANual labor. Never change Kevin.
 
Get your Wedge lore straight.

The company that he works for put a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter, and a jar of jelly in the break room where he works so that if any employees are hungry that day, they can make a tasty and nutritious sandwich.

Corporate may as well have sent the Pinkertons in there with batons to beat everyone senseless.

Joe Hill wept.
I don’t know why the faggot is complaining about what crap the company puts out. He can always get his own fillings I’m sure. Also he’s probably getting more than what most employees get at other companies.
 
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Fanny is the greatest twist to the Kevin Gibes/Tranch sagas of 2022. On one hand I feel sorry for him that his amhole is botched but on the other hand, he did this to himself.

And what's transphobic about a nurse who hasn't dealt with a transperson before? You people make up 0.05% of the human population on Earth.

Do troons seriously think they're the only ones that experience botched surgeries and possibly life-ruining surgery-related mishaps? Fuck that noise. So many women become incontinent or get their vaginas CUT UP as a result of childbirth. There are women out there who get their snatch cut up and accidentally have their taint cut into, resulting in exactly what you think. Uterine prolapses are scarily common.

My own mother has bladder issues that have escalated so badly she temporarily had a catheter and a urine-bag strapped to her leg and for some fucked up reason, she can't have surgery to fix the bladder issue because it's "too small" so she's either forced to wear a diaper for life or a catheter for life. Her other option is botox injections to help her bladder contain urine.

I'm so sick of these crying troons that always pull the victim card, who have access to plastic surgery that real women don't because MUH DYSPHORIA. They constantly cry over whatever rights they think they don't have, meanwhile REAL women struggle in silence.

I cannot believe I'm becoming a TERF due to these loudmouthed individuals that taint "the good transpeople's" fight to be taken seriously. See a therapist, you whiny babies.

Tophats, please.
 
Ah, so it was a fistula. 10 points to the person who called it.

God, what a nightmare for the guy, In the past I might have felt sorry, but the behaviour of people like Keven and his hugbox have burnt out any empathy I have for trans people.

I hope he posts more pics of the spider mouth, especially if there is shit dribbling out of it hahaha.
 
Fanny was/is planning on a tummy tuck? Ok what an absolute moron. In what world is that necessary? Any minuscule inkling of empathy I felt for this absolute caricature of a human being is gone. He still hasn't learned his lesson- elective, useless, vain surgeries are not a good idea and will bite you in the ass. I hope his avoidable medical bills financially cripple him for his probably short life. Give me tophats I guess.
 
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