Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

They are the Pipsatz Jewerach. Their prescient vision allows them to see the outcome of all of their legal filings, but the terrible truth they can't escape is that all paths lead to failure. Furthermore, the shadow of the ultimate enemy, the Declaration of Vexatious Litigant, casts its shadow over everything but they are unable to take the Golden Path of overcoming their narcassism to stop it. Truely a poignant tale.

The plights must flow!

 

[BluntyBitch]

He who controls the snead controls the universe!

Ftfy

 

[Treasure Champs]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

 

[StinkySnack]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

I need a few moments to mentally process this.

 

[Bassomatic]

La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la

has nothing on A WHOO HOO HOOOOOO

 

[CWCissey]

Oh God don't tell me Russ has been listening to Paul McCartney performing Hey Jude.

 

[Cemila Mandes]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

The lyrics match the sample he posted. It’s the real deal.

 

[Drowningman]

Sounds exactly what Russ is crying about. His non existent dati.g life.
At least he didn't add any 10 year old catchphrases this time.

 

[RodgerDodger]

To his credit it is more coherent than his last 10 or 12 legal filings. And it works as a sort of Incel/Stalker Anthem. 5 Stars! Would shoot up a school to it!

 

[the khat quaffer]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

Found the music video

I think Kim jong-Russ is actually the right height here, and his speech patterns have improved.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

Well, I hope Null is ready for another lawsuit

 

[StinkySnack]

You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy

Narcissistic, false, delusional, certifiably insane, lunacy, laughable, transparent, fooling nobody, etc,

 

[️ronic]

She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor

How is this not a parody? This is literally the quintessential nice-guy meme.

"I held the door open for you, why won't you suck me my penis?"

 

[Cryin RN]

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable

Nice find! Russell has probably never heard Chop Suey but if he had he'd definitely sue System of a Down for stealing his idea 13 years ago.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

One more thing since we're turning over the trials again- for as much as Russ harps on about people not being able to understand him because of his ratface, the boomer judge in the Grande trial had pretty much no trouble understanding his slurred jumble of excuses and wacky legal theory. Except for maybe over the phone and in low quality videos I don't think most people have that much trouble understanding him and it's just another weird way Russ presents his disability in service of his narcissism.

Russ assumes he is not understood when he is not agreed with. That’s the issue. When his arguments fall flat, he uses the excuse of language being hard due to his disability. He won’t ever recognize that it’s his logic that is truly broken.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I don't know, it seems kind of long for a Russ song.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft

In case people still doubted the car ride hand job story.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I don't know, it seems kind of long for a Russ song.

He managed to stretch it over 4 minutes somehow.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Has anyone catalogued this yet? I'm guessing no because I am literally the second viewer. I can't tell if this is him or someone made this shit up for a giggle. Situational irony. lol.

She don't like Nice Guys feat. Zachary Staines - lyrics.com. Archive.

It's 10 A.M., she wakes up
Cries about another break up
11 PM, she posts on Instagram
She shares her Tinder Horror stories
But the situational irony of It all
Is that I've been here
For her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
Like me
It's 11 AM, she puts
On her make up
Ready for another meet up
12 AM, she's heartbroken Again
She Swears all guys lie Cheat, steal and sin
But the situational irony of it all
Is that I've been here for Her through it all
But despite my best
I only seem to get the shaft
And I try my best
Not to laugh
Because it's funny how
Nice guys never win
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her
Lying on the floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys Like me
You may think it's
Narcissistic
For me to say that
I'm a nice guy
And that you like bad guys
Baby, I just say what I see
No, she don't like nice guys
(Oh way oh)
She likes the bad boys
Who make her cry
She don't like gentlemen
Who hold the door
She likes dirtbags
Who leave her lying on
The floor
She don't like nice guys
La la la la la
La la la la la ah
La la la la la
It's pretty obvious to see
She don't like nice guys
She says, "Where are all The nice guys
Why can't I find
A good Guy
What's the matter with
The nice guys
And I just go, ugh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah ah ah ahh
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
Yeah
She don't like nice guys
She don't like nice guys
It's obvious
She don't like
She don't like
She don't like
Nice guys
Like me

This is the next best thing to having the song. I've been dying to know what the lyrics actually are. It's exactly what i hoped it would be the incel anthem. Russ please start wearing a fedora.

 

[DrJonesHat]

This is the next best thing to having the song. I've been dying to know what the lyrics actually are. It's exactly what i hoped it would be the incel anthem. Russ please start wearing a fedora.

And tell us your favorite anime. I suppose we should be glad he doesn't study the blade.