Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Happy Bitch]

I am very surprised that this got featured without any 3rd party verification of stabbings happening. Nikocado literally lies more than ALR and Chantal combined and I definitely would not be shocked if he lies about something even as fucked up as this. We have already been through a "stabbing arc" before.

Throughout this video, a crackhead randomly peers into the viewfinder when he is at Burger King, then has a breakdown at 14:07 claiming that he was "almost stabbed".
I still believe this is a hoax and he is playing off the attention until we get actual receipts that do not include Nick's word.

 

[linchan]

They didn't even flinch. Is this normal to them or something?

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Do we have a news story or an article proving this was a stabbing and not some bitch getting her rocks off? Sorry to "source?" the thread, but a buddy wants proof besides the untrustworthy oinks of Nik.

They didn't even flinch. Is this normal to them or something?

Seeing as they live in New York, probably.

 

[MasterDisaster]

They didn't even flinch. Is this normal to them or something?

As fucked as it might sound a lot of people adjacent to shit like this tend to 'ignore' it. These two might have fought so frequently neighbors on either side have called the police to intervene before but abusive relationships are like driving in the dark with no lights. This chick might get knocked around a bit, cops show up but they don't say anything or press charges; now the abuser is double pissed.

The fact that ear piercing shrieks didn't even phase Nick says a lot about the situation...or he's just a fat lazy fuck.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Having watched the clip I now wish someone would stab me to death.

 

[Justtocheck]

Based. I hate my neighbours. Nick got lucky. I'd buy myself a cheat meal to celebrate if the annoying loudmoth old-bitch on top of my floor ever gets dismembered alive for all my ears pleasure.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

Let this be a message to all:
Secure your home, have many guns, and be wary. If you are not able to do any of these three things, leave the shithole you are in for greener pastures.
The most your neighbors will do in the case of an emergency is express minor annoyance at the fact that you are audible as your life slips away. Unless your neighbor is a close friend or family, do not think you are safe.

Fuck, this is horrifying.

this was probably a friend or partner as most of the time it is. Just honestly never full trust anyone and always be alert of red flags. idk abuse sucks. Learning some self defense and how to use a weapon is at leats something, and they do have classes specifically for women. But yea trying to be kinda back OT your neighbors dont give a fuck. from personal experiecne they can hear the literal abuse clear as day and shouting through paper thin walls and hear someone threatening you and just say or do nothing beyond giving you weird looks when you pass by, or tell you to keep it down. Lots of people just don't care.

 

[sentfrommyiphone]

nikocado lives in florida. a quick google search shows not much, but it is florida. the least they could have done was call police anyway.

yes he's fat.
yes he's gross.
yes he's playing a character.

this shit has been rehashed almost every page.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

i dont follow nikocado but what the actual fuck why am i hearing about this now?

 

[A.P. Hill]

I was less shocked by the woman being murdered in his video and more shocked about how Nick is still alive. How has he managed to last this long without his kidneys failing/pancreas exploding?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Odd, I’ve seen that video before the news hit and I didn’t hear it. It’s creepy now…and , of course, he keeps it up. Anything for views

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Probably the funniest featured tag yet. 10/10

 

[Un Platano]

Now in court, imagine if this video was accused to Fagocado that he's the one charged for recording it and doesn't care about calling 911 or even knocking on their neighbor's door to see things are okay?

That would never happen. The only people who are legally required to report evidence of a crime are mandated reporters which come with certain occupations such as doctors, social workers, and teachers. Since Niko is not any of these he could have directly filmed the whole thing on video and he is under no legal obligation to do anything about it

 

[Superman93]

Does anyone have like a police report or something to back this up?

 

[Private Joker]

You laughed, don't lie.

 

[MugolEx]

imagine being so fucking fat that you can hear yourself gorging more so than the fucking woman screaming literal bloody murder.

holy fuck

I just don't think he cared. This is the future of America. THE consoomer. McNiggers to infatuated with product to care enough to call the cops when a woman is literately being murdered because it takes them away from product and their dopamine.

But its also pretty funny that this is going to used in court. I hope its live streamed.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

this was probably a friend or partner as most of the time it is. Just honestly never full trust anyone and always be alert of red flags. idk abuse sucks. Learning some self defense and how to use a weapon is at leats something, and they do have classes specifically for women. But yea trying to be kinda back OT your neighbors dont give a fuck. from personal experiecne they can hear the literal abuse clear as day and shouting through paper thin walls and hear someone threatening you and just say or do nothing beyond giving you weird looks when you pass by, or tell you to keep it down. Lots of people just don't care.

The problem with intervening is that the abuser starts to target you also leading to such things as being threatened with petrol bombs and people swinging baseball bats at the front door only for the abuse victim to defend the abuser.

 

[Mr. Bung]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

In my morbid curiosity all I wanted to hear were some authentic death screams, and I took the risk knowing I'd likely be simultaneously assaulted by belches and other bodily sounds, but it was still fucking gross. You'd have to pay me money to get me to watch his shit...

 

[Boobie Bomb]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

Final video is right. The dude is gonna get fucked by the law

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

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how cute, i ship it.