Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[The Cunting Death]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

lmao

(before null or the mods flip a tit, its on thumbnail)

 

[Jack Awful]

unfortunately, it looks like the only "confirmation" that exists comes from nick's own mouth.

until a news article or something drops, we're not gonna know if this was related to a murder or not.

Something stinks. Is it possible to look up the police reports wherever Nick lives to confirm?

 

[zuG]

I don't blame him. If I was eating I'd not stop to go check out why someone's screaming either. Maybe she's just watching a scary movie. My food would get cold.

 

[Faggitory]

In one of his latest videos, at the 34-minute mark, you can hear screaming in the background. Turns out this was one of his neighbors getting stabbed. Nick made a video on his Instagram pointing it out. Imagine this video being evidence used in the court of law. They have to sit and hear Nick burping in between the screams.

I legitimately think its nutty that Youtube will remove you for saying nigger, but they leave this guy up. Its like he's a magnate for horror, so why is youtube you picky choosey about this shit? Maybe YT would be more boring, but if Susan said "No saying slurs, no gorging your self on fast food: we're a PC company now!" at least I wouldn't be confused.

 

[Pringles Can]

I don't blame him. If I was eating I'd not stop to go check out why someone's screaming either. Maybe she's just watching a scary movie. My food would get cold.

Nick? Is that you?

 

[Shiversblood]

dude LOOK at all that uneaten food! I counted over 30 tenders. I don't believe that he finishes meals off-camera. He probably chucks it all in the bin. Fat fuck obviously doesn't care about food waste or being economical.

I hate wasting food when the food is meat. I don’t care about wasting food besides meat but, with meat I dislike wasting meat because the animal had to die to make the food and wasting food is bad. Also the starving children in africa, but I don’t care about wasting stuff like some French fries because the starving children in africa they don’t unhealthy carb French fries but it sucks when people waste meat. When dealing with Amber lyn ried I didn’t have to worry about this issue because if she didn’t finish something I was always confident she finished it after the video.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I mean he's a fucking tard but where I live there are homeless everywhere and I literally can't go outside for a cigarette without hearing some poor soul screaming in absolute agony all because they're run out of heroin. You tune it out and when the rare actual murder happens it's just background noise.

Typing that out really made me want to move how the fuck is California allowed to pretend to be part of a first world country.

Um sorry about that... its nice being in the country all our homeless get eaten by coyotes

 

[Private Joker]

I don't blame him. If I was eating I'd not stop to go check out why someone's screaming either. Maybe she's just watching a scary movie. My food would get cold.

Years ago I had a black downstairs neighbor and a mudshark. Of course he was always assaulting her. One night the muddy was screaming for help while I was eatin' pizza and watchin' die hard. I kicked my floor and told the black guy to just kill her and shut her up. Eventually he did get arrested and I got to loot shit out of the apartment because he never came back.

 

[zuG]

Years ago I had a black downstairs neighbor and a mudshark. Of course he was always assaulting her. One night the muddy was screaming for help while I was eatin' pizza and watchin' die hard. I kicked my floor and told the black guy to just kill her and shut her up. Eventually he did get arrested and I got to loot shit out of the apartment because he never came back.

So your hobbies include posting Nikocado fart compilations and looting black people's apartments. Very interesting guy.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I know it might have already been answerd but is the poor woman who was screaming survive?

 

[Justtocheck]

I know it might have already been answerd but is the poor woman who was screaming survive?

According to Null on today's MATI, no.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

It's too bad Peter Thomas is dead, I'd probably die laughing if I suddenly saw an in-context clip of Nic on an otherwise perfectly normal episode of forensic files, with the legend himself narrating how the evidence caught the stabber...and one of the pieces of evidence was this embarrassing video.

 

[itunes]

Hello people from the front page. Yes, Nik is a fat dramacow attention whore who cares not for his body. And yes, apartment-living is loud and desensitizing.
For anyone who is awestruck at how Nikocado can commit to such an act, might I recommend this post:

Here's the first draft of the Nikpill.. REMEMBER: fell free to edit later

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ETA: Here's the final version of the Nikpill manifesto

The Nikpill : A Nikocado Avocado manifesto

Nikocado Manifesto This is a compilation of anonymous Kiwifams testimonies after accepting the truth and power of Nick Perry, enjoy Profile on dating app grommr.com. Proof nikocado is a feeder fetishist. Being and getting fat turns him on sexually. To th...

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[mensch]

Stupid murderer picked the wrong house. He could have put an end to this.

I've always been interested in whether the amount of body fat Nikocado has could stop a knife hitting vital organs.

 

[fenny]

Good to know that in muttmerica when you get stabbed to death there's a fat retarded faggot stuffing fried food down his gullet only a few feet from your dying body.

Judge Dredd as fuck.

 

[Private Joker]

So your hobbies include posting Nikocado fart compilations and looting black people's apartments. Very interesting guy.

Yep.

What, do you expect me to cry or something?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Man that's fucked, only thing I hope for is that it's staged.

 

[DankSmoker]

Death/fats

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Man that's fucked, only thing I hope for is that it's staged.

look, man, those screams were genuine, we all know that undoubtedly we have just heard a dying woman's last most vulnerable moments of life screaming out in hope of someone to come and get them. All the while these fat cunts just eat their McBurger King, with the only acknowledgment on their part is a slight glance up and a disgusting belch as the screams get more and more desperate, if they would've gotten up and maybe JUST MAYBE called up the police this woman would've survived, but alas they just consume their food that will eventually kill them as the women's life escapes with her last scream.........

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Hello people from the front page. Yes, Nik is a fat dramacow attention whore who cares not for his body. And yes, apartment-living is loud and desensitizing.
For anyone who is awestruck at how Nikocado can commit to such an act, might I recommend this post:

Thank you for sharing the manifesto,please add the "Two Steps Ahead" copypasta to it
Also here's the Final complete version

The Nikpill : A Nikocado Avocado manifesto

Nikocado Manifesto This is a compilation of anonymous Kiwifams testimonies after accepting the truth and power of Nick Perry, enjoy Profile on dating app grommr.com. Proof nikocado is a feeder fetishist. Being and getting fat turns him on sexually. To th...

docs.google.com