Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

It’s always the same. CNN watching boomers and sheltered middle class retards demand other young men fight for their virtue points, in battles they’d never fight in personally. It’s profoundly disgusting. I hate them.

It used to be Fox News conservatives demanding every war takes place but for some reason it’s now the left and liberals who do it constantly. Absolute brain dead retards.
Predictable and cyclical. You would think, though, that someone old enough to have lived through the pendulum of warmongering swinging back and forth would have a slightly less sycophantic take when it's his "side" cheerleading war. I guess that would take just a dash of self-reflection, though.

And anyone capable of that would rather do a flip than be that guy who tries to look important by "writing" in a public place like a bar.
 
"There is no link between exercise and mental health, child." - Morbidly obese layabout.

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It's not slander when it's true? Patrick S. Tomlinson is closely associated with numerous pedophiles.

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I think Patrick may be one of the most consistent lolcows ever. I think there are other cows who have higher peaks of lolcowdom than ol' Pat, but day in day out, nobody has performed as consistently as him, at least not that I can think of. Seven days a week, he's always there with some dogshit opinion or amusing exchange with a troll. There are some lolcows I follow who will go weeks or even months in between good milk, but Patrick provides it every day with no signs of stopping or even slowing down. Thank you for your service, fatso.
 
I think Patrick may be one of the most consistent lolcows ever. I think there are other cows who have higher peaks of lolcowdom than ol' Pat, but day in day out, nobody has performed as consistently as him, at least not that I can think of. Seven days a week, he's always there with some dogshit opinion or amusing exchange with a troll. There are some lolcows I follow who will go weeks or even months in between good milk, but Patrick provides it every day with no signs of stopping or even slowing down. Thank you for your service, fatso.

It’s just one of those beautiful synchronised eco systems, Pat’s definition of “winning” and “correcting the record” just happens to be the same exact lolcow behaviour the rascals thrive off.

It’s like those little birds who peck hippos teeth, who is who’s master? Pat of course being the hippo in this metaphor.
 
I think Patrick may be one of the most consistent lolcows ever. I think there are other cows who have higher peaks of lolcowdom than ol' Pat, but day in day out, nobody has performed as consistently as him, at least not that I can think of. Seven days a week, he's always there with some dogshit opinion or amusing exchange with a troll. There are some lolcows I follow who will go weeks or even months in between good milk, but Patrick provides it every day with no signs of stopping or even slowing down. Thank you for your service, fatso.
He is consistent yet not overbearing in the amount of content he produces. An example that comes to mind that is a similarly twitter-addicted cow would be Palmer Report (who's thread in Prospering Grounds has seemingly vanished). That dude posts so fucking often and so long winded, that he's as much of a bore as he is entertaining.

Not fat here though. He's a good one.
 
I just told my mom about Patrick and she laughed harder than I've heard her laugh in years. For over an hour she did nothing but wheeze as I went over highlights that I could remember. I'm particular, when troll accounts would pretend to be Patrick and apologize to people he was arguing with. One of the few times I've heard her hyperventilate-laugh.

I also linked her to this thread because sometimes she goes into the Beauty Parlor. If you're reading this, hi mom ❤
The possibility that there's a family of Kiwis out there warms my cold, dead heart.
I think Patrick may be one of the most consistent lolcows ever. I think there are other cows who have higher peaks of lolcowdom than ol' Pat, but day in day out, nobody has performed as consistently as him, at least not that I can think of. Seven days a week, he's always there with some dogshit opinion or amusing exchange with a troll. There are some lolcows I follow who will go weeks or even months in between good milk, but Patrick provides it every day with no signs of stopping or even slowing down. Thank you for your service, fatso.
Fatrick is a lot like The Gunt in that way, as Ralph is extremely consistent in his own retardation. The difference is that The Gunt has attracted a group of like-minded retards into his orbit and has women who are willing to ride his microdick (both of which caused enough drama to sustain a subforum.) Fat has to simp for trannies on Twitter, as no real woman will touch him, and Fatrick has no friends.
 
Andrew gave us something to lol about but let's not forget he's still a massive dumbass, even sober. He fucked himself over by sending ID, by not using cash, by posting on OnA afterwards giving more ammo to the pigger. Pat has finally met his match in terms of fat drunk retards that shoot themselves in the foot. The injunction is probably going to be granted and he'll have to surrender his guns like a fag and live in infamy for being the only person Rick will ever have gotten. Sad!

who's going to give a restraining order over some guy who showed up at a bar once and called him fat? i want to see how this plays out
 
Patrick seems unable to change his responses as a result of observation and reasoning. I think he's just afraid to try anything new, so he gets locked into these stupid patterns which nevertheless seem preferable to any form of change, at least as far as he is concerned.
I don't think it's an inability to change. It really seems like he thinks changing how he handles the rascals will be him admitting that he's lost to the rascals
 
who's going to give a restraining order over some guy who showed up at a bar once and called him fat?
I doubt it'd be hard to convince a judge that texting "you're a fat faggot that should be bullied until suicide" and showing up to Hooligan's was meant to intimidate Fatrick and served no legitimate purpose. That's all Piggy has to do really. The injunction can be just to cease that conduct.

For the gun forfeiture the statute says judge needs "clear and convincing evidence [...] that the respondent may use a firearm to cause physical harm" so maybe not, depends on what the texts said I suppose. Also remember Patrick can and will most likely falsify evidence. Andrew again fucked himself by saying on OnA that he deleted most of the messages.
 
I’m certainly no expert on the subject but isn’t “the troubles” between the Irish religious sects and the Republic / Northern Ireland an incredibly dark part of it’s history?

Making light of it like this, to appear like you know something about a drinking day that others don’t, is ignorant at best and maliciously retarded at worse.

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To be fair here, my father, a staunch catholic, always dressed in orange on St Patrick's day because he thought the green thing was silly and only perpetuated the rivalries in Ireland.

But we all know Rick here isn't as nuanced as my dad was. Rick just wants an excuse to punch someone in the face. Ugh
 
"There is no link between exercise and mental health, child." - Morbidly obese layabout.

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It's not slander when it's true? Patrick S. Tomlinson is closely associated with numerous pedophiles.

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Thank goodness he stays in the darkness of the pub, I wouldn't want the children to believe hobgoblins are real with a head like that out on the world.
To be fair here, my father, a staunch catholic, always dressed in orange on St Patrick's day because he thought the green thing was silly and only perpetuated the rivalries in Ireland.
Your father had a good heart the green and orange were added together to show unity, so it's fine to wear both. I actually wear blue because it was Ireland's color before the green.
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I think he likes to pretend to want that. The last time he got the opportunity to punch one of his detractors in the face, he squealed and shit himself and ran to the police.
He's taking the old internet thing of "you can make up a new identity and be anyone you want" to heart still, except he is playing out his retarded tough guy fantasies under his own name and face
 
TRUST THE PLAN
I hope the cumtown faggots all turn superfan on Patrick out of spite. I even hope they fund his retarded writing career so he's forced to actually follow through on his many idiotic new WIPs. In a weird way I actually want to read the tiny tim fanfic he's doing. I think it will be just the thing to push his work from "boring and shit" to "prodigiously terrible"

I just told my mom about Patrick and she laughed harder than I've heard her laugh in years. For over an hour she did nothing but wheeze as I went over highlights that I could remember. I'm particular, when troll accounts would pretend to be Patrick and apologize to people he was arguing with. One of the few times I've heard her hyperventilate-laugh.

I also linked her to this thread because sometimes she goes into the Beauty Parlor. If you're reading this, hi mom ❤

Patrick is one of the few lolcows I feel comfortable introducing normal people to. I've been trying to explain OnA forum shenanigans to my Mrs for years and she couldn't have given less of a fuck but Patrick has finally gotten her on board. I think it was the "no child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina" reddit responses that drew her attention to just how deranged he was.
 
I hope the cumtown faggots all turn superfan on Patrick out of spite. I even hope they fund his retarded writing career so he's forced to actually follow through on his many idiotic new WIPs. In a weird way I actually want to read the tiny tim fanfic he's doing. I think it will be just the thing to push his work from "boring and shit" to "prodigiously terrible"
I hope when reality sets in about his situation, he starts shitting out as much retarded sci fi as he can to establish canon in the Tomlinverse before quasi takes control of all of his ip. Replacing all of the author photos with rascal drawings of Patrick before dumping them onto amazon as $1 or less e-books would be pretty jokes too
 
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