Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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SomervilleDan said:
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Fatrick's version of the Fourteen Words goes like this: "We must secure a supply of meatloaf, bratwurst and Negro farts for Nikki's vagina"
 
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UnregisteredHypercam2 said:
I just told my mom about Patrick and she laughed harder than I've heard her laugh in years. For over an hour she did nothing but wheeze as I went over highlights that I could remember. I'm particular, when troll accounts would pretend to be Patrick and apologize to people he was arguing with. One of the few times I've heard her hyperventilate-laugh.

I also linked her to this thread because sometimes she goes into the Beauty Parlor. If you're reading this, hi mom ❤
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Hi son! I'm so glad you showed me this site! By the way your father wanted me to tell you to stop leaving the door unlocked when you go to school in the morning. We've told you this many times, please try to remember.
 
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He's pretty accessible as a lolcow because his behavior is egregious to basically everyone. The political slant is unfortunate because politics sours anything, but his politics are so midwit that they don't resonate strongly with anyone except people on Facebook who are desperately out of touch with the world already. How anyone can be 'Red vs. Blue' in 2022 is beyond me.

r00 said:
I think it was the "no child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina" reddit responses that drew her attention to just how deranged he was.
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No woman can resist such a charming man.
 
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I wonder how many very normal, very boring people tweeted at Pat once and got into a snippy back and forth, ending with them getting pat pilled and finding places like this thread. He's argued with people who have tweeted that they bought his book so there has to be some significant amount of fatrick hating otherwise normies
 
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r00 said:
Patrick is one of the few lolcows I feel comfortable introducing normal people to. I've been trying to explain OnA forum shenanigans to my Mrs for years and she couldn't have given less of a fuck but Patrick has finally gotten her on board. I think it was the "no child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina" reddit responses that drew her attention to just how deranged he was.
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My mom LOVES this guy names Jeremy DeWitt who pretends to be a cop. He has a thread on here, but Facebook and YouTube are where the real community is.

I showed her his thread, but the real hook was Chantal. She reads a book a week, but for a month straight it was JUST that board. Then it boiled over into Amber Lynn and all the gay makeup Youtubers.

Now she talks about Death Fats like its a chocolate dessert: "Oh I know I shouldn't, but I went onto that fat woman board. Once I'm on there I just lose my whole night" .
 
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Slowboat to China said:
Patrick definitely has potential as a gateway lolcow. He just keeps going and going, producing terrible opinion after terrible opinion. I'm thinking of introducing a normie friend to his oeuvre and enjoying her reaction.
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I'd say his political opinions are what makes him so accessible. Compare this to say, the politics you find in the gunt sphere, and you can just laugh at his retardation without having to explain to anyone why you're watching white nationalists even if they do shit themselves, get their purses stolen or fuck catboys
 
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None of your close friends have been falsely accused of pedophilia Pat. Two of them are rotting in prison for trying to rape children, another is a registered sex offender, and Paul Weimer uploaded naked pictures of children to his online photo albums.

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Tesla is finished, child.

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Piggy simps for a weapon manufacturer:

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Matt Gaetz is going to prison, child.

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mars said:
I assume it's to help train an algorithm so twitter can filter out posts it deems bad for engagement. Best to fuck with it.
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Twitter's infrastructure is a shitshow. Make no assumptions about their technical capabilities or their capacity to actually exploit them. Remember, Twitter was so terribly put together in its first iteration that 1) they actually used fucking MySQL for the backend in production and 2) were so stupid and clueless they used a 32-bit integer as post IDs. That only goes up to 4 billion and change (unsigned), and MySQL famously breaks horribly when you overflow a 32-bit integer primary key (or at least it did at the time).

Consequently, Twitter tipped over early in its life and it was just as funny then as it when I think back on it now. They ain't training no clever AI's over there if they're only using their own employees for the R&D.
 
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SomervilleDan said:
This is a man that has a lien out against his house and no gainful employment that we’re aware of. I can’t wait to see what happens to him nexssssssssst.
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Is it possible that he's just smart enough to spend what money he has left on shit that can't be clawed back before the bankruptcy, but not smart enough to know exactly what a lein means? He does seem pretty adamant for a pig that quasi is never going to see a dime of fees
 
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instythot said:
Is it possible that he's just smart enough to spend what money he has left on shit that can't be clawed back before the bankruptcy, but not smart enough to know exactly what a lein means? He does seem pretty adamant for a pig that quasi is never going to see a dime of fees
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This is my theory as well. He and his welfare queen wife want to live high on the hog as long as possible until they eventually have to declare bankruptcy.

The problem with that sweetie is we (or Quasi specifically) already knew that. He can’t just absolve himself of this lien. It will follow him no matter what tricks he wants to pull. He will pay Quasi one way or another, and the longer he waits the bigger the debt gets. 10% annual interest on principal which can be reset every 5 years.

OOPSIE DOODLES!
 
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AprilRains said:
Patrick seems unable to change his responses as a result of observation and reasoning. I think he's just afraid to try anything new, so he gets locked into these stupid patterns which nevertheless seem preferable to any form of change, at least as far as he is concerned.
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I think this is because he is fat. I think his fatness literally renders him incapable of acting like a normal human. His sheer obesity limits his responses to normal human reactions to his vile behavior by larding out, throwing a giant lard tantrum, and just being horribly fat in general.

This theory might sound radical but I am pretty sure I will turn out right in the end.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
He's been in Vegas for the last nine days? He went to Vegas for over a week and didn't stop tweeting like he normally does?
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Like his fellow fat fuck, Moviebob, Fatrick is a Twitter addict. He cannot stop tweeting his hot takes, he cannot escape the dopamine hits from Twitter likes, and above all else, he cannot allow challenges to his "intellectual superiority" to pass.
 
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