Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Blanche said:
Wouldn't a custom status show a gear, or is that only seen user side?
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That’s because those aren’t his sisters actual pages. Lauren’s might be real. Don’t think so . Poor babby Cam. At least he’ll be in heaven with babby Genisis Printhas and step daddy Antonio the raper. Sarge is the only person in this thread that bathes regularly . He’s having a fucking blast too
 
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Shes saying that baby is 10lbs 5oz newborn lol.
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SpiceyHuman said:
Thank you for pointing that out, I was about to. A vaginal birth baby is going to have a pointy head, and a very puffy face, no matter how quick or easy the delivery

Edit: I just wanted to emphasize how disappointing this arc was. I spent MONTHS waiting for the conclusion of this mess and this was my reward? I need a new cow...
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Slight PL: my recent baby was pushed out in three tries and she didn’t have a pointy head. Her pediatrician was quite impressed with the roundness of her head lol. She did have puffy eyes though.
 
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Vaganabanana said:
Slight PL: my recent baby was pushed out in three tries and she didn’t have a pointy head. Her pediatrician was quite impressed with the roundness of her head lol. She did have puffy eyes though.
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Same, I was happy she didn't look like a Pharaoh!


Love how Kim 'busted her ass' but shoved everything all willy nilly into that shelf.
 
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Tard Repository said:
Talking about "I busted my ass" cleaning her room like adults are expected to do. It looks like a child's room. Also LOL at the exposed floorboards.
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These tards always boast about regular adult shit. No job and cant keep a fucking room clean? Lol.
No idea who shes talking about, maybe Dalton?
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No updates from Sammie. I really hope people keep pestering and questioning.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
These tards always boast about regular adult shit. No job and cant keep a fucking room clean? Lol.
No idea who shes talking about, maybe Dalton?
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No updates from Sammie. I really hope people keep pestering and questioning.
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Reminding myself that no matter how much of a slump I slip into, I at least don't waste time whining on Facebook about "not being enough" for a homeless schizophrenic tweaker.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
These tards always boast about regular adult shit. No job and cant keep a fucking room clean? Lol.
No idea who shes talking about, maybe Dalton?
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No updates from Sammie. I really hope people keep pestering and questioning.
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Wonder if he’s cheating on her with a dude. Or about to go on another meth binge. Or both.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
:story: This bitch is actually going to pop up in a few hours saying she gave birth. I wonder how big Cameron will be. Place your bets. I’m going with 9lbs && 48!!
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Goddammit, I was so close.

CaseyTatumm said:
I will start following the March 2022 group on babycenter to see if she steals off there lol

I’m going to say baby Cameron is 7.11
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We both lost. Here I’ll share a cookie with you 🍪
 
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Blanche said:
She's being a lot smarter with the excuses than I thought she'd be. Of course, being in the NICU wouldn't stop her from getting to take pictures (I should know), but it's a convenient way to say she can't go in right now.
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Well would you want Sammie in the NICU?

I know the baby's fake but that conjures up a hilarious mental image of her disheveled greasy-haired living in filth ass wandering around the NICU tapping on every isolette like "aw it's my Genethith! and that one, that's my Lil Weezy!" while the nurse tries to usher her out of the room.
 
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Kims clean room is how my kid cleans his room and also claims he worked so hard…shoving shit not shelves and under the bed.

Two of my kids had serious cases of the “cap it” and were super beat up looking from birth. I remember being so in awe of my last baby who was a scheduled C-section and his perfectly round head 😂😂

Sammie is so dumb and thinks nobody has had jaundice kids. I have a ton of my kid in her little bili blanket and eye covers.

Gawd, I’m imagining how loud and obnoxious she would be in the NICU, probably talking ghetto on speakerphone and blasting crap music. Is babby Cameron’a jaundice going to get so bad he gets brain damage and dies?

Maybe Kim should dress like a guy and start pegging Dalton or have a throuple with some gross bi tweeker troon. Dalton would like that.
 
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