Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[AGPinochet]

Are you jacking off to this and sharing with us with your fetishes?

No, merely speculating about which forms of Torture-lite the Ukrainians could use to keep the more unruly segments of their population in check.

 

[TurdFondler]

So what's our government concerned with? Sending our entire military arsenal over to Ukraine and then spending even more to buy brand new weapons so they can send those too.

Not that I disagree with any of your post but I might honestly jizz my gitch if a Canadian government managed to buy new weapons within a single office term and without a decades long procurement.

 

[kuuu]

The cost of the actual gear for Ratnik is $3500 according to the Russian MOD but that was in the dollars of a couple years ago.

I wonder if the Ukrainians will ever discover the Capsaicinoid to the pussy trick, I once saw video of a woman who was sprayed directly on the vulva by Mace and she was left crying and shaking for several minutes (the footage was a clip from a pornographic video so who knows how exaggerated it was). It definitely hurt though.
Actually never mind that was a scene that I read about from a documentary what I actually saw was very spicy hot sauce being applied to the vaginal canal.

Saw a vid of people using pepper spray up some poor guys marauder's butt crack.

 

[Elbereth]

No, merely speculating

 

[AGPinochet]

Saw a vid of people spraying pepper spray up some poor guys marauder's anus.

that sounds hilarious would you be so kind to provide a link either in a DM or this thread if possible.

 

[kuuu]

that sounds hilarious would you be so kind to provide a link either in a DM or this thread if possible.

Sadly I can't. I sometimes browse russian 4chan's /pol/ thread and it doesn't get archived.
I'll send it your way if I bump into it.

 

[just a banana]

Zelensky seems to have an attention addiction, he must have not got a big enough fix today

 

[Reddit Gold]

Zelensky seems to have an attention addiction, he must have not got a big enough fix today

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Low-key based and schizo-pilled.

 

[Borscht]

Zelensky seems to have an attention addiction, he must have not got a big enough fix today

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So that's why Putin keeps refusing to meet him.

 

[Arc]

Zelensky seems to have an attention addiction, he must have not got a big enough fix today

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To be fair to this guy - at this point in time, he's kinda like Joe Biden - can you really hold him responsible for his mental state? I'd be having a mental breakdown, and I recon some actor douche is about on my level of mental fortitude.

 

[Aidan]

Zelensky seems to have an attention addiction, he must have not got a big enough fix today

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Is that a threat? No, really, is he threatening someone with this? Ukraine is going to do the world war starting, not Putin?
His comedian roots are showing.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

And while I'm fucking around looking at Wikipedia data on Russian tanks, Cope Cage is now officially going down in history.

Handy recognition guide.

A look at Russian OOB for their units tells me that we have documented losses roughly equivalent to two motor rifle divisions. Just the documented stuff on Oryx. They can fix up their stored cold war gear they like but they aren't going to be able to keep up with losses like that. ~750 armored combat vehicles in three weeks. Goddamn.

 

[Reddit Gold]

Is that a threat? No, really, is he threatening someone with this? Ukraine is going to do the world war starting, not Putin?
His comedian roots are showing.

Both are little Jewish showmen riding high on a messianic complex while not hesitating to throw their people into a meat grinder. It only makes sense that both would threaten each other with WW3.

 

[PittyKitty]

What are they being whipped for? I'm sharing it on /pol/ in a few minutes and need to provide a reason

From what i have already seen this is the way they punish looters, who try to loot abandoned places.

But idk in this case. It just fits the scheme from before.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

using nuclear weapons on a population center is such a huge red line, even the countries that have so far remained neutral-ish (like turkey, china, india) would probably reconsider their position at that point

I think India would probably be the most nervous over it. They really wouldn't want the Pakistanis having any sort of precedent for thinking using a nuke will work out ok.

 

[TurdFondler]

If WW3 starts over Hoholistan idk what to say. Would fit Clownworld narratives so it's a little worrying. Just let Putin have his shitty Ukraine and move on with our lives.

 

[Arc]

From what i have already seen this is the way they punish looters, who try to loot abandoned places.

But idk in this case. It just fits the scheme from before.

Maybe they found their Tinders and they were trying to whore themselves out to the other side (whom ever that would be)
Usually women getting humiliated like that (especially by grannies) for whoring with the enemy. Being looters might also be true.

 

[Allakazam223]

Hot takes I've heard ; The Chechyens are being better behaved in Ukraine than Azov has been. The Azov's won't surrender because they know they have commited war crimes. MSM and TPTB were freaking out until the majority of Biden's money was out of Ukraine. Arming the civilians was a psyop to slow Russian advance just enough to get real soldiers there.

 

[Rei is shit]

Another day another half a billion of Nato shit blowd up by one missile; when will cucks learn they're being had by Raytheon ffs
oopsie guess you guys need to buy more shit
also pls send it all to Ukraine to be taken or incinerated by the blyatcrew
Trudeau turn your pockets inside out like a 1930's cartoon hobo

Its fucking amazing. Instead of 300k USD bombs destroying mud huts, we've got 300k Ruble cruise missiles destroying millions of USD worth of 'lethal aid'.

 

[Wy4M]

Fake. The logo comes from a joke boomer meme post that also suggested trademarking "Aunt Valya" alongside it.

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based on this article it seems that Uncle Vanya is real; but it might indeed be based on a hoax:

https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-burger-chain-files-trademark-logo-mcdonalds-golden-arches-2022-3

https://archive.is/dKsiq

Aunt Vulva seems indeed fake.



UPDATE: Probably fake. Afaik this is the main source:

So somebody heard something and because of that decided to register the name.