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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Bragging about having sex with your wife is so odd. It's like bragging about not goofing off at your job, or bragging about not getting into car accidents when you drive. You're bragging about doing what's expected. A sexless marriage is a bad thing, but that doesn't make doing what's expected something to be celebrated.
Actually, that defines so many of his fucking cringe common posts:
But still, if you break it down, most of his posts are just celebrating being normal? Average? I mean, it's just like a live diarrhea stream of his life. He makes posts celebrating basic life things (getting a haircut) with the same reverence most would save for an announcement of something worthwhile (getting a degree, getting a promotion, achieving a big goal). Is he actually proud of what he's doing to the point that he posts this shit? Or is he just so insecure he's going over the top with it to make up for his insecurity?
This guy doesn't have siblings, right? I couldn't see a man who grew up with brothers acting like this. This weird brand of egocentric, unselfconsciousness... siblings will bully that shit out of your system early the way friends you can walk away from when you go home can't.
Actually, that defines so many of his fucking cringe common posts:
- Celebrating getting a haircut
- Celebrating "going to the gym" whether he actually does any proper exercise there is another question
- Celebrating himself working on writing (his presumable job)
- Celebrating going for drinks at a bar.
- Celebrating going on a vacation with his wife
But still, if you break it down, most of his posts are just celebrating being normal? Average? I mean, it's just like a live diarrhea stream of his life. He makes posts celebrating basic life things (getting a haircut) with the same reverence most would save for an announcement of something worthwhile (getting a degree, getting a promotion, achieving a big goal). Is he actually proud of what he's doing to the point that he posts this shit? Or is he just so insecure he's going over the top with it to make up for his insecurity?
This guy doesn't have siblings, right? I couldn't see a man who grew up with brothers acting like this. This weird brand of egocentric, unselfconsciousness... siblings will bully that shit out of your system early the way friends you can walk away from when you go home can't.
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And remember this "just throw a paint balloon at a tank bro instakill guaranteed!" retardation is coming from the same people who mock gun owners for thinking they can be a bulwark of liberty, as if they mean gun owners are really all planning personal standoffs with SWAT teams and don't have actual practical use for them.
For instance any substantial farm is going to require several. Varmints steal your cops, kill your livestock, and damage your property. If you have ammonium nitrate, fuel oil, or any number of common farm supplies, drug gangs like to steal unguarded quantities of this. I'm not even sure but I think some places even restrict what level of security you're required to have to have it in a certain amount, or your insurance might demand it.
Back in the '90s this would probably have been far right militia types. Now it would probably be antifa, which is a minor improvement because antifa can be dispensed with pretty quickly by a prepared opponent, as Kyle Rittenhouse showed.
Anyway there's an example of a large sector where a large farm is likely not just to have a gun, but multiple guns of different types for different purposes, with shooting other people being the least likely use.
The main difference between America and (many) other developed countries is you don't need to give the government a reason you want a gun or multiple guns, some varieties obviously being exceptions. For instance if you want to transfer an actual machine gun, the paperwork is pretty heavy and intrusive. However, they're not really on the open market and if you can afford one of the few actually in circulation, you can afford a lawyer to handle the legal end.
Anyway idiots like Fat Rick who think you can handle an armored battalion with children's toys is completely retarded. I'm sure there are uses for improvised devices like this but what you really want is anti-tank weapons. I get so sick of these ludicrously idiotic takes. "Just throw a balloon at it bro!" "Just shoot the gun out of his hand bro!" "Take a warning shot bro!" "Cops have to tell you they're cops if you ask them bro!" How does this idiocy remain in circulation year after year?
Sounds like something fellow closeted homosexual Dr. Tobias Fünke would say.
That expression. What the fuck is that even meant to convey? I think he's trying to convey Genuine Badass but it looks like a combination of constipation and autism, like he's genuinely trying to shit his pants in rage but can't quite muster up the energy.
Looking at his deplorable physique, I think his gym time is probably spent at Planet Fatness where the only lifting he does is of pieces of free pizza and bagels.
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It really looks like disappointment in his face. Maybe because Thiki was yelling about how he promised to take her down to the buffet an hour ago and this is the last one he gets to take in this mirror, or maybe, just maybe, on the outside chance that he accurately perceived what he looks like
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So he can keep up his usual rate of daily alcohol intake and not end up with the DTs or a DUI.
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It just looks smashed and spherical and upsetting. Fat, if you will, and I couldn't help but notice while pasting it on Bernie's svelte body how one eye is being pulled lazy by what I suspect to be an extra chromosome. No more than that, child.
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I think it might be diabetes-induced neuropathy in one of the optic nerves. Not actually kidding; it looks a lot like that to me.
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It looks like a can of smashed assholes that were improperly canned and are now bulging with a special kind of botulism that also causes autism.
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He has a younger brother Kyle who is actually somewhat intelligent (I think he's a biologist). Here's a pic of Patrick and his brother 5 years ago. They went to go see Despicable Me 3 together. I wish I was kidding.
Also, he autistically refers to Kyle as his "younger brother" vs just regular old "brother." This follow his pattern of calling Adrienne his "first wife" and Niki his "second wife."
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he'd be 5 to 10% less gay if he stopped wearing fleece jackets a size too small.
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Pat's brother doesn't have the bloated alcoholic head like Fatty.
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I wonder how she feels about it, that her husband's favorite picture of her is one that doesn't show her face.
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I wonder if Fat’s brother, like Fat, also feels so insecure in his masculinity that he needs to post “Yoo-hoo! I FUCK!” tweets to a public audience. I sure hope not.
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Both these men are Hasselhoffing it, big time.
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Except that Germans don't love Patrick Tomlinson.
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They absolutely do, stalker. A well known 20th century German statesman held Pat's physique up as the pinnacle of Aryan genetic superiority, child.
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Has he gotten challenged to a fight yet? I feel like this is the sort of dude that weasels his way out of challenges. Reminds me of Ma Baoguo, that guy who kept ducking Xu Xiaodong
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When that ONA troll showed up to his favorite bar, it was his big chance to go down there and show those stalker children who the adult was. Instead, he hid under his pink blanket and called the cops.
So, no, he doesn't fight. And if challenged, he'd not only weasel his way out, but spew some bullshit on Twitter about how he was challenged, but decided not to fight to spare the poor bastard because he clearly didn't know who he was dealing with.