Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

Having sex with Pat must be like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key in the lock.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He just doesn't get that a grown man bragging online about banging his ugly boxy wife looks pathetic. Just like he didn't get that publicly arguing with an anonymous person pretending to be his toilet makes him look retarded.

No, no, he should continue arguing with Patrick S. Toiletson. He's got that stalker on the ropes, any day now he will surely be defeated thanks to Pat's epic wit.

 

[Helium Bubble]

"Bro, me and my wife totally have great sex all the time. It's like EPIC. You wouldn't even GET IT, bro."

--Literally no stable married dude I've ever met, ever

Matt from Tinder types who are always dating different women and don't give a fuck-- Yes, they'll talk about that shit all the time. A guy who is actually married and happy with who he's with-- No.

 

[grey area]

Quasi when all options have been exhausted

RIP Ned Beatty, you were a real one.

Squeal, child.

 

[r00]

Having sex with Pat must be like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key in the lock.

Whiskey dick pat can only hope to get as erect as a key

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I pretty much Annabelle'd the Pages 1-350 Recap because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but I dumped all the links here on a post I cleared out on page 3: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-7963427 (BAMF stands for "badass motherfucker," which are tough-guy posts).

I'll finish it eventually. I just had to leave the Patisphere for a while.

It should still be better than nothing for newcomers who don't want to go page by page through the thread.

You truly are the king of kings, and deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

Why is his wife happy with him posting about her sex life so intimately and often?

It’s absolutely rancid behaviour.

 

[Bing Chilling]

The Lizard King extends an olive branch to Patrick in a time of desperation.

 

[In the Sick of It]

The crease comment would be kind of cute coming from someone who isn’t fake and gross.

Now I see her shirt says, “They’re trying to kill us.” Is this a blm thing?

Looking it up... sort of, I guess? It sounds retarded and the description at the top of the page doesn't even really get to the point regarding what it's about:

They’re Trying to Kill Us is a new groundbreaking documentary from Executive Producers seven-time NBA All-Star, Chris Paul and 7X Grammy winner, Billie Eilish.
The film features notable influencers from the fields of Hip Hop, medicine, sports, entertainment, policy, and politics weighing in on the singular most deadly threat to American society that mainstream media doesn't want to talk about.

Further down, it elaborates further, but still stays annoyingly vague:

Audiences journey with co-director John Lewis as he crosses the country seeking answers to why Americans of Color suffer from disproportionately higher rates of chronic disease than their European American counterparts, while examining the intersections of food, disease, race, poverty, institutional racism and government corruption.

Through interviews with cultural influencers, doctors, researchers, politicians, attorneys, professional athletes, activists and experts in the field of food justice, John begins to unravel a story of collusion that has kept millions of Americans sick, while the industries responsible make billions of dollars.

The film follows John as the protagonist and narrator in the documentary because of his unique experience being adopted at birth from his drug addicted birth mother, growing up as an overweight kid in the violence of Ferguson, to becoming a prominent health and wellness advocate promoting compassion.

Looking slightly further, it seems like a way to sell vegetarian meal plan shit by way of virtue signalling about black people's health. So basically, Niki is wearing a shirt promoting this documentary about black people and eating healthy while dining on giant grilled cheeses in Vegas with a fat bobble-head.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Piggy went to Vegas!

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US taxpayers take a bow, you funded this through fraudulent PPP loans.

I haven’t heard anyone say “rad” in many years. Why is Fat such a Boomer? He might *look* like a fat boomer, but surely he’s legally a Gen Y or some shit?

Why is his wife happy with him posting about her sex life so intimately and often?

It’s absolutely rancid behaviour.

If my husband or boyfriend posted even 10% of the hideous things Fat did, he’d be searching the sewers for his nuts. What on earth is Big Niki thinking???

 

[artilleryfroth]

Not with his tanks vs water balloon post?

Personally, I chose to show several normies the 5th audio recording first (the big “NO CHILD, SWEET BABY CHILD” and “SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!” audio) and every one of them is now a fan in the same way that all of us here are. I think at least two have joined here since.

 

[Caverlock]

When you love someone, you comfort them when they’re “having a nervous breakdown.” Recording it and sharing the recording is piggish. Handsome Pat would never behave like this.

Not only does he not try to assist his ADHD-afflicted wife (A, L) when she drives, he does shit like this:
(A, L)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not only does he not try to assist his ADHD-afflicted wife (A, L) when she drives, he does shit like this:
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I would have punched him for that.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Not only does he not try to assist his ADHD-afflicted wife (A, L) when she drives, he does shit like this:
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Talk about being a child.

 

[r00]

Oh Jesus, I can't believe I missed this. A new mirror selfie, he hasn't taken one of these in a while.

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He has chris chan levels of self awareness. Holy fuck this is hilarious. The bloated alcoholic head, the comically small receding puffball, the smug stroke-victim smirk , the glassy autistic stare. This is easily the worst selfie he's taken yet, and that is quite an accomplishment. He's almost completely morphed into glenn shadix

 

[Cactuar King]

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He has chris chan levels of self awareness. Holy fuck this is hilarious. The bloated alcoholic head, the comically small receding puffball, the smug stroke-victim smirk , the glassy autistic stare. This is easily the worst selfie he's taken yet, and that is quite an accomplishment. He's almost completely morphed into glenn shadix

Glenn Shadix had charisma and talent though.
Does anyone else see kind of a resemblance between Fat and classic Chris? Is it just me, or do they look like they could be brothers?

 

[Caverlock]

He just doesn't get that a grown man bragging online about banging his ugly boxy wife looks pathetic. Just like he didn't get that publicly arguing with an anonymous person pretending to be his toilet makes him look retarded.

"We fuck with more skill and enthusiasm than you'll ever know" is almost as bad as the time he said, "It primes the pump real nice." when talking about eating pussy.
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Reminded me of this one from their honeymoon:
(A, L)

The day at Dachau must have been a breeze after that.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Oh Jesus, I can't believe I missed this. A new mirror selfie, he hasn't taken one of these in a while.

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He looks hideous, I swear this isn't a photoshop. Here's a link to the tweet:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1505356963852562434

https://archive.ph/o37Lo

Nice hairline, stupid:

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Okay, now here are some photoshops from the OnAForums:

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The Jack Murphy one is the best. They have so much in common.

 

[A Sunset]

Oinky on his recent trip to Vegas..

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I love how I can literally just trace over his face and it's always a funny result, lmao

 

[instythot]

Ahahahaha. An actual author to retweet my shitpost on fat. A glorious night!

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I like this stoffle fella. He just says, I'm an author, my latest book is about x, it'd be nice if you told me what you think of it and does not say he spends his day tweeting angrily about shit he clearly doesn't understand (pundit) and arguing with strangers, his teeth and toilet (twitter firebrand). For all I know, his books are even dumber than something featuring a tranny space crab, but I'd be open to reading a chapter or two based on how stoffle presents himself

Not only does he not try to assist his ADHD-afflicted wife (A, L) when she drives, he does shit like this:
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Why does a hardcore gear head car guy even tolerate being in the passenger seat in the first place? Is it because his wife is less terrified of the stress of the road she feels than she is of Patrick's driving?