Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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"What's wrong with oversharing my sex life with complete strangers to the point of broadcasting the exact location where I have sex with my wife?"

but remember it's us who are mentally ill and have an unhealthy relationship with technology for cringing at him btw

Thank God the Snyder kids have good role models that are probably teaching them the value of modesty and how to behave online being mindfull of their privacy.
 
He just doesn't get that a grown man bragging online about banging his ugly boxy wife looks pathetic. Just like he didn't get that publicly arguing with an anonymous person pretending to be his toilet makes him look retarded.

"We fuck with more skill and enthusiasm than you'll ever know" is almost as bad as the time he said, "It primes the pump real nice." when talking about eating pussy.
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More playing the victim, none of this ever happened btw:

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Check this out, in a free country, law enforcement cannot arrest people before they commit crimes on the pretense that they might commit crimes. That's a totalitarian state. When the United States started to get a little too into this territory during the early War on Terror, progressives (and others, but I'm making another point here) rightly complained and a lot of that was rolled back.

Now, Fat wants the FBI, a federal law enforcement agency concerned about federal crimes, to do something about someone online saying they're going to kill his pets and this sci-fi writing David Mack faggot strokes his chin about the horribleness of it all because they don't take it seriously. Well, listen up, if Fat doesn't lose some weight before the urban warfare against Putin starts in America I'm not only going to drone strike his pets, I'm going to expand that drone process to David Mack's pets too. And before the FBI gets any ideas I'm going to just let them know that I recently stocked up on water balloons.
 
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Oh Jesus, I can't believe I missed this. A new mirror selfie, he hasn't taken one of these in a while.

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He looks hideous, I swear this isn't a photoshop. Here's a link to the tweet:

Nice hairline, stupid:

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Okay, now here are some photoshops from the OnAForums:

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Damn he looks terrible. He hit that wall like Pringle Jon's cock hit that cervix.
 
Patrick definitely has potential as a gateway lolcow. He just keeps going and going, producing terrible opinion after terrible opinion. I'm thinking of introducing a normie friend to his oeuvre and enjoying her reaction.
Start with the lolsuit, make into a free speech issue involving a "public figure", then work backwards to the lappening via his cuntiness.
 
I pretty much Annabelle'd the Pages 1-350 Recap because I'm a lazy piece of shit, but I dumped all the links here on a post I cleared out on page 3: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/post-7963427 (BAMF stands for "badass motherfucker," which are tough-guy posts).

I'll finish it eventually. I just had to leave the Patisphere for a while.

It should still be better than nothing for newcomers who don't want to go page by page through the thread.
 
Not with his tanks vs water balloon post?
I find it's best to establish Patrick as a somewhat legitimate author and public figure who massively lost a cyberbullying lawsuit against an anonymous group of cyberterrorists, then flip the expected narrative by dropping in increasingly choice tweets until everyone is in agreement on what a hateable pig man Patrick is. I think the waterballoon tweet is funniest when you know exactly what kind of man it's coming from.
 
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