Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
The Great Citracett said:
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His timelines fucking kill me.

He wants to have his Vegas transit plan completed by 2024. He wants his incomplete screenplay in production by 2023.

Yes, he's stupid. Yes, he's insane. But he's also so goddamn ignorant...

I guess it's the same as any of his other plans. All those hookers were just waiting for Russ to come along and legalize prostitution. It never occurred to them to work on it before he mentioned it. The people of Las Vegas cry out for public transit, but no one's ever bothered to investigate the possibility of rail transit until Russ's brilliant insight into urban planning. Hollywood executives, actors, and Billy Joel himself are just twiddling their thumbs, waiting for some brilliant screenplay to cross their desks. Everything is just waiting for the spark that is Russ to come along and ignite progress!

I can't wait for Billy Joel to get a restraining order. Or just ignore the totally cool biopic script that gets mailed to him in a drool-soaked envelope. He'll be the first non-female celebrity to be sued by Russ for... uh... something something not making Russ famous and allowing Russ to inspire others through them. I'm seriously looking forward to that. Russ will never get over the BETRAYAL of Billy Joel, a man with whom Russ has SO MUCH in common, rejecting Russ's overtures and acting like they're not equals and best friends.
DrJonesHat said:
It was posted a while back, but yes, it's a fine example of Russ's standard MO. For some reason, I'm really hung up on his telling women that he sent them a DM. Does he think they're so stupid they don't know to glance up when they log in and see the indicator? Why am I asking? Of course he thinks they're stupid. Also, when he demands a thank you for the money he sent, he's showing the same behavior he did with Taylor Swift. That is, he sends a crappy gift unsolicited, then expects huge rewards in return and gets belligerent when they're not forthcoming. Can you refuse payments on Venmo on a payment-by-payment basis or do you just have to block the person?
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As if she reads every comment. Even if she doesn't have some underling do it for her, there's no way she's going through each one on every post. I bet she never glances at the comments at all. Maybe she'll look at her DMs now and then just to see if anyone needs a blocking. I'm sure she's definitely cross-checking her Venmo with her Instagram to see who sent her what so she can suck them their penises, though, because that's a super effective use of her time. Especially for five bucks.

I think this is part of what makes Russ so unsettling. He doesn't understand anything about anything. It's actually uncanny.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
I think this is part of what makes Russ so unsettling. He doesn't understand anything about anything. It's actually uncanny.
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That's right on the mark. Before his first lawsuit against Taylor Swift, he said he was doing it to get her attention, because he thought her agents weren't doing their jobs by passing his song along. Meanwhile, those of us in the real world know that the agents were doing exactly what they were supposed to do, which is keep weirdos like Russ from bothering the talnet. He thinks someone makes her (or should make her) sit down and read and respond to every message she gets. And then there's his delusion that if he sues someone, they have to show up in court themselves or he wins automatically. Despite Farrah Abraham's people informing Russ her lawyer would be there but not her, he still thinks that. When he sued Taylor, he adamantly insisted she had to come to SLC and have dinner with him or he'd win. During the sidebar conversation while Skordas and the judge were waiting for Russ to grace them with his presence, the judge asked Skordas if Russ thought Ariana was going to be there herself, and Skordas said yes. That's one of the reasons he was so pissed when the judge dismissed the suit, he thought he should have won because Ariana didn't show up. He made statements to that effect after the trial, but he didn't include them in the book because I think he found out that unless the person you're suing is going to testify, they can send a lawyer. They don't have to show up.
 
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Re: the song, the part where Russ says he is “there for” these girls is extremely creepy. Russ doesn’t have female friends that he orbits who cry to him about their breakups. The girls he is presumably talking about are the celebrities and instathots that he stalks. He is “there for them” in the sense that he would tolerate a toothsome blonde crying on his shoulder for the chance to suggest himself as a suitable replacement for the offending Chad. Completely oblivious to the fact that girls seek comfort from trusted friends and family and not simps on the goddamn internet.

Absolutely fucking wild.

Re: the Billy Joel screenplay, fucking LOL my dude. You know there will be a Joel lawsuit saga when Joel refuses to collaborate with a horrifying crank nobody. That’s discrimination! Russ put effort into that screenplay!
 
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Drowningman said:
Valentine's day Greer style.
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"Instead of third wheeling with your faves..."

You're not a third wheel, Russ. You're a rusty car tire sitting in a dump several miles away.
 
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The Great Citracett said:
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Why work on one of your 87 other half-finished projects when you can just start a new one?

Drowningman said:
Valentine's day Greer style.
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WANT WOMAN
 
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Drowningman said:
Valentine's day Greer style.
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‘“The polite thing would be to say thank you”

Just about every woman has had some guy give them an unasked for gift, then demand something for it.

It’s manipulative, disgusting, and makes me almost irrationally angry.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
This is a good view into his mind. We know he's very controlling, even to women he doesn't know. What you described sounds EXACTLY like something he'd do. I wish one of the women he's sent money and messages to would come here and spill. I'd especially like to hear from the person who blocked him on Venmo. Since she shows off herself to make money, he must have really done/said something to make him more trouble than he was worth.
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Originally I thought the "You're not allowed to talk to other men" posts were somewhere on the joke/irony spectrum, but now I am convinced that he was 100% serious and it scares me.
 
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ZeeMarin said:
Rusty is too late! Piano Man biopic is in production, but without music or Joel’s approval.
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Honestly, I think Rusty knew this and is so deluded he thinks he can do better, enough that Joel will then take a knee, offer Russel the rights and his rolodex of models and a time machine so Russ can marry a 1985 era Christy Brinkley instead of him.
 
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