DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Salubrious]

Gaming & Pro-wrestling crossover!

So Stephanie McMahon is on the FaZe Clan's board of directors, which is a sentence I just typed.

I'm actually shocked that (to my knowledge), nobody in FaZe has ever made fun of DSP. Or DSP rant about them for that matter.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/faze-clan-announces-its-anticipated-public-company-board-of-directors-301507931.html

 

[Paladin Derich]

StrokeSydePhil is almost 40 years old you know, it's perfectly natural to have body parts go numb randomly.

>First of all, behind the scenes, I have had medical issues popping up
>When you get to my age, things begin to shut down, it comes with being an adult
>No, I don't have time to walk, I work 6 days a week, and no, Kat is exhausted after work, plus my back
>It's none of your business anyway, fucking idiot. When you get to my age, you will understand
>Who the fuck is David Goggins?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

"Did you guys know there's a guy in this uber who's sorta semi-famous"

"It's the guy! I'm watching him in my rear-view mirror!"

 

[Freshtodeath]

why does he wait until the last second to do his taxes? why would his tax guy not scream at him to set money aside lmao.

 

[Lolidaki]

Nigger this is a stretch. Not wanting to "run errands" on her day off =/= doesn't want to do anything with him.

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We know what some of her interests are. Video games, anime/manga, watching playthroughs on Youtube. A lot of your Kat takes are tinfoil as fuck for no apparent reason other than you just really love to type a lot of stuff.

admittedly only hearing of them doing errands together and him watching her play single-player video games doesn't paint their relationship as a "healthy" one. With Leanna, he at least played her in plants vs zombies and not even on a stream, everytime we hear of Khat she's playing a game by herself.

 

[TurdFondler]

why does he wait until the last second to do his taxes? why would his tax guy not scream at him to set money aside lmao.

Because he gets Phil's money either way and doesn't give a shit about what happens to Phil.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Phil doesn't even listen to music lmfao. If anything she seems to have more interests than he does.

Don't lie on the internet you filthy degenerate. Phil does listen to music and he has a very fine, refined and robust taste.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Don't lie on the internet you filthy degenerate. Phil does listen to music and he has a very fine refined and robust taste aswell.
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1) Fucking X
2) Am I seeing this right? Did fuckface used bold font to write wife?
EDIT: Sorted out by Nigel.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

1) Fucking X
2) Am I seeing this right? Did fuckface used bold font to write wife?

Sorry mate the font is bold because I quickly looked for the tweet and searched for the word wife. I remembered this tweet but couldn't find it when looking for FF because I'm too fucking exceptional to write Final Fantasy.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Sorry mate the font is bold because I quickly looked for the tweet and searched for the word wife.

Well I'll forgive you (this time), but honestly can you fault me for asking the question? It would be a very Phil thing to do.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

1) Fucking X
2) Am I seeing this right? Did fuckface used bold font to write wife?

When you search twitter for a certain word/phrase it will appear bolded in the search results.

EDIT:
LOL
Just remembered he tried to use his """viral""" Karen tweet about the Burger King sandwich to shill his content. Just like with his ProJared dunk. Why would anyone want to watch this fuckface cry about messy fast food for an hour unless they were a dent or hate watcher?

 

[Boom Boss]

why does he wait until the last second to do his taxes? why would his tax guy not scream at him to set money aside lmao.

Because anybody who tells him to save money for taxes is a detractor. Owing back taxes for multiple years is what a business expert does.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Well I'll forgive you (this time), but honestly can you fault me for asking the question? It would be a very Phil thing to do.

I swear I was just thinking the exact thing mate. We're at a point where he's so pathetic we wouldn't put it past him to flex with his made up family by any exceptional means. Fucking brilliant.

 

[Esquilax]

Here comes the medical arch. Okay, this maybe TMI, but I'm training to be a Registered Nurse and I can give some hindsight into Phil's soon to be failing health.

All jokes aside, if Phil is having numbness in his left side - okay, Physiology lesson here, if you start to feel numbness on your left side, that is connected to the left ventricle of your heart. The left ventricle flows 02 hemoglobin (oxygen-rich blood) through the aortic valve, which regulates that oxygen rich blood through one's entire body, including major organs. If one starts to feel numbness on the left side, there is a HIGH correlation for MAJOR issues to arise, especially in Phil's case. Phil did mention that he was feeling "numbness" in his legs, especially his left, if my recollection serves me correctly. One of those issues includes fluid backup in the abdomen, legs, and feet. Also, a HIGH chance of building fluid in your lungs! Basically, Phil can dry drown internally without realizing it. Also, because Phil has poor cardiovascular support, he does have "shortness of breath." after wadding a few steps. Remember how he was out of breath for doing those push-ups? Yeah! There might be a correlation with his left ventricle. Again, I'm not a doctor or a Nurse Practitioner and I cannot give a clinical diagnosis. That was a simple assessment of what I've noticed about the pigroach recently.

Phil has claimed that he "slept on his heart wrong.", again NOT anatomically POSSIBLE to explain the numbness, but this is a serious issue. I know Phil won't see a doctor to get blood work done, as he claimed he "doesn't have the money.", along with his poor diet and very little exercise. Phil has claimed that he does have "very expensive medical insurance." due to him being self-employed.

Another thing I want to mention is that the left ventricle MAY play a part in Phil's cognitive function. You see, the left ventricle also can hinder one's cognitive functions if one has a set of oncoming heart disease. In simple terms, Phil MAY - again, I cannot say what it is, as I'm NOT a GP or a NP, he MAY be developing heart disease - again, this is a hypothesis as to why Phil is having trouble grasping simple concepts in video games and his immediate thought is "blaming the game.", on top of his low cognitive ability. Again, this is STRICTLY a hypothesis.

Phil, being a "mature adult." is making time to take care of yourself. You need to make time to at LEAST talk to your GP, get blood work done, and actually see what's wrong with you. Or, don't! Continue to eat like shit, drink like you're a frat brat on your 20's, and watch your health fail like your business.

Source, left ventricle: https://www.healthline.com/human-body-maps/left-ventricle#1
Left ventricle, cognitive function: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29581224/
Left ventricle, heart disease: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8387198/

"Angina?! I'm not a woman you fucking morahn! Don't call the ambulance gais I'm a hardcore gamer I can play through whatever an infarction is, I'm not even farting right now guys."

 

[Freshtodeath]

I had chest pain recently. They do a blood test to see if its the heart muscle. IDK it's 2022 and its a pretty common idea that you need to exercise. He hasn't done that in 10 years.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I had chest pain recently. They do a blood test to see if its the heart muscle. IDK it's 2022 and its a pretty common idea thsat you need to exercise. He hasn't done that in 10 years.

Hope you're doing better now cocker.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Hope you're doing better now cocker.

I am everything came back negetive. I walk a lot every day. Unlike phil i realize it's important to go to doctor.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Alluddapeepol talking about Phil not listening to music made me think about how he seemingly does nothing all day. He only ever talks about D'VOURing food but you can't just eat food for multiple hours, same with WWE Champions. I don't play mobile games but I imagine it has some sort of daily energy limit so you can't just lose several hours to it daily right? Maybe 2 hours of active play max? He apparently doesn't listen to music, doesn't watch movies or TV shows, doesn't play video games on his time off (except WWE Champs), doesn't read any books be they non-fiction or fiction, nor does he read comic books or manga, doesn't watch sportsball. You can tell because whenever he makes a reference to to a movie, TV show, book, comic book etc. it's always dated as fuck and either from the late 80s or 90s. It's like he was put in cryostasis.

He also apparently has no hobbies of any kind. Doesn't care about cooking, only D'VOURing, doesn't care about any kind of physical exercise be it jogging, weightlifting, doing martial arts etc., doesn't care about any creative pursuits like writing, learning to play an instrument, painting, photography etc. I could just go on and on, you see my point. Just where does all that free time go? I just can't accept the fact that he does absolutely nothing and merely exists. He could be just browsing Twitter all day because that's where he gets all his shit takes and all his news from, another thing I imagine he does is that he still watches wrasslin' but is too ashamed to admit it.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Don't lie on the internet you filthy degenerate. Phil does listen to music and he has a very fine, refined and robust taste.
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You know I do like some videogame tunes sometimes but I do not tell people I'm listening to it with my significant other and following with the line "...Life is a beautiful thing."

He talks like a fag.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Alluddapeepol talking about Phil not listening to music made me think about how he seemingly does nothing all day. He only ever talks about D'VOURing food but you can't just eat food for multiple hours, same with WWE Champions. I don't play mobile games but I imagine it has some sort of daily energy limit so you can't just lose several hours to it daily right? Maybe 2 hours of active play max? He apparently doesn't listen to music, doesn't watch movies or TV shows, doesn't play video games on his time off (except WWE Champs), doesn't read any books be they non-fiction or fiction, nor does he read comic books or manga, doesn't watch sportsball. You can tell because whenever he makes a reference to to a movie, TV show, book, comic book etc. it's always dated as fuck and either from the late 80s or 90s. It's like he was put in cryostasis.

He also apparently has no hobbies of any kind. Doesn't care about cooking, only D'VOURing, doesn't care about any kind of physical exercise be it jogging, weightlifting, doing martial arts etc., doesn't care about any creative pursuits like writing, learning to play an instrument, painting, photography etc. I could just go on and on, you see my point. Just where does all that free time go? I just can't accept the fact that he does absolutely nothing and merely exists. He could be just browsing Twitter all day because that's where he gets all his shit takes and all his news from, another thing I imagine he does is that he still watches wrasslin' but is too ashamed to admit it.

And to add to this he doesn't use the internet either because he is a boomer, he is not out there watching other streamers, youtube videos or using any sort of internet forum, what the fuck does he exactly do all day? When I used to have a twitter account I couldn't spend hours on it a day, maybe he re-watches old movies and TV shows.