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Somebody correct me, but hasn't he said that he didn't like the old Final Fantasies? Or was it just 7 he hated because he a stupid contrarian cunt.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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ParksydeDhil
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As an rn, if philburt is not lying about feeling numbness, he should definitely go to the er right away. It could be a TIA , it could be a mini stroke. It's nothing to fuck with.
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We've seen Phil's history with hospitals.
It's already going to be bad by the time he bothers actually getting himself checked out.
ParksydeDhil
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I dont doubt it, but honestly if kat or his chat even cared a little for piggy, she'd or they'd push him to go.
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1.) Love the, 'yeah it's probably not the guy'
2.) Abbreviates his name instead of spelling all the way out. Nice fragile ego there
And on top of that, the abbreviation can sound like Phil's favorite word
1.) Love the, 'yeah it's probably not the guy'
2.) Abbreviates his name instead of spelling all the way out. Nice fragile ego there
And on top of that, the abbreviation can sound like Phil's favorite word
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He doesn't like 7 (liked disc 1 iirc) or 8 (hates the draw system), and I believe he skipped 9.
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Well the original 7 had disgusting gay gangbang(EDIT: that Phil in no way found interesting, like not at all nuh huh) and 7 remake had that confusing disgusting yet tantalizing crossdressing sequence.
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Whenever Phil opens his maw about, well, anything… I automatically assume that it will be 100% revisionist history. Whether he’s lying about it or not, doesn’t matter, because I don’t think he even knows anymore. Pickled gin brain and what not.
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Phil was a fan of the big SNES JRPGs that you frequently see people namedrop: Final Fantasy 4 and 6 (and he'd love to spend five minutes telling you how they were 2 and 3 back then), Chrono Trigger, and Earthbound. My theory is that young Phil was not able to convince his parents to buy him a Playstation and was butthurt when the series moves to a console he did not have, he then rationalized this as a betrayal and developed a grudge against FF7. And if there's one thing we know about Phil, it's that those grudges never go away.
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Sorry. Sorry! I just heard about the numb arm thing.My Face When Phil is about to have a second stroke on stream.
Bet i'm the only one to have made that joke.
And even if it doesn't kill him, thats it right? He' ll be certfied King of Wheelchair symbols and won't be able to lift a controller, let alone commentate for YEARS without therapy.
Oh God in Heaven. Please do not let me see Phil fuck himself up like this. His wife will leave him. There's no way knowing what we know about Kat and her schedule and her nonchalant attitude, that she would take care of Phil anymore than she is right now, O Lord.
Please do not let the Burnells sit down to eat and have Phil say
"hrney krn yew cut muh penne up som- Way! Werrr yew going??"
Jesus Christ. Give him a sign to get checked out. Because His face may be droopy and his arm may be numb. But he still thinks he is healthy enough. He may slur his words and forget what he's saying mid sentence. But all things are possible in You. In Your name I Pray. Amen
Bet i'm the only one to have made that joke.
And even if it doesn't kill him, thats it right? He' ll be certfied King of Wheelchair symbols and won't be able to lift a controller, let alone commentate for YEARS without therapy.
Oh God in Heaven. Please do not let me see Phil fuck himself up like this. His wife will leave him. There's no way knowing what we know about Kat and her schedule and her nonchalant attitude, that she would take care of Phil anymore than she is right now, O Lord.
Please do not let the Burnells sit down to eat and have Phil say
"hrney krn yew cut muh penne up som- Way! Werrr yew going??"
Jesus Christ. Give him a sign to get checked out. Because His face may be droopy and his arm may be numb. But he still thinks he is healthy enough. He may slur his words and forget what he's saying mid sentence. But all things are possible in You. In Your name I Pray. Amen
Mr Clark
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I dont know whether Phil got set up with the name or fucked himself on that one. Its so hard to tell with him
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Disagree. It would be more fun if he died.
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Phil probably rolled over onto his arm in a gin induced stupor and slept on it funny and woke up with it feeling numb then whined like a faggot to his retarded chat hoping for attention and money.
JamFlowMan
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Yeah pretty much my thoughts. Currently have no reason to think the guy who lies as often as he breathes and over exaggerates sinus infections into life threatening situations is suddenly being up front and honest about this. Not trying to put a damper on the fun just personally not a big arm chair diagnosis guy.
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Well if you want to go even further back to see his early lies about his health condition, he mentioned in one of the few public gaming convention panels he want to and basically said the practitioner or whatever recommended he would be required to get life saving back surgery on his herniated disc in order for him to walk properly again and not end up a cripple on a wheelchair (lol) for the rest of his life.
This was a hot talking point for sometime with him and his audience, but if you notice that looking back on this issue, it really isn't brought up much again by Phil in regards to what specifically happened to his back injury and how he got it sorted out (of course he pulled out some reasoning out of his ass that it was actually the Seattle air that totally healed his back, he's repeated this multiple times in the past, but that's an obvious lie because how the fuck is that realistically possible?).
So if he was being genuine about his back issue in the first place, then why did he need to feel to run with some sort of dumb lie? The truth with Phil like a lot of shit he's said and done is that he has completely overexaggerated a non issue (totally not a life threatening back injury) since he jumped to some random conclusion that through self diagnosis his back was totally fucked up, because not even his doctor was convinced he had a serious injury after the third doctors appointment, then they begrudgingly allowed him to get an MRI. There is no way a severe back injury is able to heal up all on his own, now of course I'm not a medical expert but Phil sure isn't, it's very hard to make sense of what and how his injury even happened in the first place because he can't keep a single story straight (another reason as to why he always lies about personal shit like this, he's fishing for the sympathy card).
At first the story he ran with was that his back got fucked up in a car wreck with his first car when it was snowing heavily, and that's how it happened the first time he talked about it, but then only a few months ago in November (and just in a past video I dug up that has a stream clip from 2016) he apparently got it during a football injury, as far as I know he has literally never mentioned this again except this recent mention in November last year, the only other excuse I've heard him throw around after a bit of digging is that he woke up one day and apparently his lower back was just in excruciating pain! (after recent events doesn't that sound very familiar regarding his back and arm?)
I could potentially even find more clips of him retconning his own course of history, but you get the point, It's impossible to take Phil's word for anything seriously when you have mountains of video evidence showcasing Phil saying/doing one thing and contradicting another thing he's said sometimes within a matter of weeks.
It's stuff like this that makes it incredibly hard for even some of his most attached wheelchairs to feel sorry for him in any capacity, not just because many don't harbour feelings towards him but also because they don't know what to believe at this point, they know he shit talks, over exaggerates and retcons entire past statements and shifting around half truths to push a narrative, but how much more bloated story jargon can someone take? His long time viewers as he puts it must be a special kind of retarded to tolerate the amount of bullshit stories he's told over the years and make sense of any of it.
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It says something when Phil was more concerned about Ghostwire reviews than he was about his arm. Unless as many have pointed out, he's lying/exaggerating in order to gain sympathy and potential tips from dentheads.
ParksydeDhil
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Something tells me, your scenario is more likely than what I thought happened jfc.
Cyber Bowling
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I think his supposed love for those games is just as authentic as his king of retro title. While Phil usually likes to be a contrarian to show that he's the only real/honest gamer in the room, there are a few times he'll try to get nerd points. Praising older titles is an easy way to do that, both because it implies he's been gaming for a long time and is super serious about it (despite obvious hating games) and because he's picking beloved titles that the majority of gamers collectively agree are good. But when he actually has to play an older/retro game he fumbles around and has a miserable time, or in the case of RPGs has an easy time but, outside of a few commonly known pieces of trivia from a 90's Game Informer, he doesn't seem to know anything about the gameplay/story. I don't expect him to be a walking encyclopedia or anything, but IIRC, when he played the older final fantasies he really had no idea what was going on. Normally, the appeal of streaming those games is to nostalgically reminisce. I don't think Phil was playing them blind, but I definitely don't think he actually cares as much about these older games as he likes to claim.
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I can't take the rest of your post seriously if you legitimately think he performed 25 push-ups, or even has the ability to do that many.
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He did a playthrough of 9.