Orbiter Rozanna Sandra Ralph / The Demon Baby 2.0 - Hog and horse hybrid, may God save us all. Xander's half sister. "Cozy[.tv] Rozy"

How long will it take Ralph to go back to Vegas?

  • Less than 1 month.

  • 1 ~ 3 months.

  • 3 ~ 6 months.

  • 6 ~ 12 months.

  • Ralph's never going back to Vegas to fuck black hookers, he's a new man.

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Doomed before it was even born. Not all the therapy in the world will be able to save that kid when it’s old enough to Google, and you know Ralph is going to be the kid of parent who shoves a smartphone or tablet in its face as soon as possible to shut them up.

Poor child’s only saving grace is knowing his mother isn’t the one getting thumbed in a video.
 
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Fannyscum said:
Dawn of the final day:
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Give Gunt a few weeks and he will be complaining, a few months and Pantsu will be moving to raise the child at her parents home.

The poor child, when Ralph has to fight pantsu in court for visitation rights he will livestream the child for a few shekels during the days when the kid is allowed to come over. The death of the kill report is imminent.

Should have kept Pantsu in Virginia Ralph you would have had a stronger case now you will ha e to deal with the NY courts.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Why the fuck is he putting her picture on Twitter? I know this is Ralph we’re talking about, but keep that kid’s face off the Internet. That fucking baby has literally no privacy from the first moment of its entrance into this world. Now a bunch of ravenous spergs already can tear her apart, does not bode well for this kid.

And get the fuck off Twitter and spend time with your wife. Post later Ralph. You have no family except literally who is physically in the room with you. Christ.
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He doesn’t have a wife, people seem to forget this. Pantsu is an unmarried mom and Rozanna Sandra is illegitimate.
 
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Fitzgerald said:
i give it 4 weeks for this fucking thing to be fatter than ralph
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This might be sadly accurate. Given that the baby is apparently a month early and was well over 6lbs at the time of birth (which is a healthy weight for a full term baby), that baby could have gained another 3+ lbs easy in the womb in the last month.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Doomed before it was even born. Not all the therapy in the world will be able to save that kid when it’s old enough to Google, and you know Ralph is going to be the kid of parent who shoves a smartphone or tablet in its face as soon as possible to shut them up.

Poor child’s only saving grace is knowing his mother isn’t the one getting thumbed in a video.
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Ralph will be dead in 10 years, look at that Gunt and utterly shitty lifestyle.

When she is old enough to wonder who dad was Mommy Pantsu (or more likely Grandma) can just tell her, "He was an internet comedian who said things for shock value. Too many people took him seriously. Never Google his name because it's just angry people spreading LIES!"

Now I don't know how the hell you explain the step-brother thing. But white trash is gonna be white trash right?
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
Why the fuck is he putting her picture on Twitter? I know this is Ralph we’re talking about, but keep that kid’s face off the Internet. That fucking baby has literally no privacy from the first moment of its entrance into this world. Now a bunch of ravenous spergs already can tear her apart, does not bode well for this kid.

And get the fuck off Twitter and spend time with your wife. Post later Ralph. You have no family except literally who is physically in the room with you. Christ.
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IIRC he claimed the baby would be raised completely offline. Nice to see how long that lasted.
 
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The Tankie said:
IIRC he claimed the baby would be raised completely offline. Nice to see how long that lasted.
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Good to know Ralph’s willpower to protect his baby’s privacy is as strong as his willpower to stop drinking, or eating, or gambling, or doing hard drugs, or cheating on his wife with Nubian hookers.
 
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I know that most babies are kinda ugly when they're first born, but like... she looks like someone pasted Ralph's pissed-off face onto a baby's body. What's the over/under on her looking like a trans Ethan Ralph when she grows up?

Not all babies are born into great situations. It's not Rozanna's fault that her parents are who they are. If I had one wish for this kid, it's that she doesn't end up anything like her family.
 
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Boss Bass said:
Anime avatars, it’s your time to shine! Did Meigh sneak some idiotic anime reference past the goalie?
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Fingers crossed.

I got the 3 firsts and a last minute bet on Romans. Needed that weeb shit for the trifrcta.
 
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