Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Gay Mouth]

Not to be crude but how did he get into her a-hole so quickly and easily? We have all seen what she looks like.

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

Please don't make me explain the correlation between anal and lube grandma

 

[IBrokeBob]

Do you need socks in Cuba?

Yes, to wipe your ass because toilet paper is scarce.

 

[Density and the fridge]

Toronto is about a 4.5 hour drive from Ottawa. Chantal would most likely be flying from the Ottawa International Airport.

She said it was actually Montreal in her latest slurry mess of a stream.

 

[4Macie]

Does she need lube because menopause makes you dry? Or does she just not get excited enough?

Or Anal?

I’m assuming it’s fat related more than anything. She has so much fat and skin that the dick has to go through that, even in starfish, I doubt a man with a less than 7 inch dick is even penetrating her. So you just lube up the fat folds and go to town.

But the REAL reason Chantal added this to her list is because she wants to make other people (like Nader) think she’s gonna get laid. She’s hoping she gets laid and wants to give the impression to her fandom that she 100% is attractive and someone will be after her in Cuba.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

That's nice grandma, now lets go meet the nursing home attendants. I'm sure they'll wanna hear all about it.

 

[Constellationzero]

How about waddling to the buffet and carrying her modest plate back to her table? To dine alone. A mysterious femme fatale that all the men, staff and guests, covet?

You left out the part where she lets out very loud, obnoxious machine gun farts with each step as she hurples away. When they hear that, everyone will TOADALLY WANT HER!

 

[Jaywanna]

That's nice grandma, now lets go meet the nursing home attendants. I'm sure they'll wanna hear all about it.

You idiots think 53 is a grandma? I guess you're all trash who had kids before you graduated.

 

[Gay Mouth]

You idiots think 53 is a grandma? I guess you're all trash who had kids before you graduated.

You’re old and I wouldn’t have sex with your dusty dry vagina

 

[Reluctant Baron]

You idiots think 53 is a grandma? I guess you're all trash who had kids before you graduated.

Sneed.

At what point do we (kiwifarms) stop caring about Nader? Like I get that right now we still keep track of his videos and stuff because Chantal still wants him back. But at what point do we drop coverage of his shit?

When Chantal gets a new obsession?

When she stops caring about him. Camel Jockey is only entertaining as an orbiter of Chantal. If Chantal stops caring about him and DD (she won't, unless something earth shattering enters her orbit) then "we" can quit watching his boring streams. Or you could be like me and not watch them regardless of that, which is probably the best course.

Edit: Thanks Jannies

 

[4Macie]

At what point do we (kiwifarms) stop caring about Nader? Like I get that right now we still keep track of his videos and stuff because Chantal still wants him back. But at what point do we drop coverage of his shit?

When Chantal gets a new obsession?

 

[Mr Foster]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

You'll need some to get your head out of your ass.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Fuck Charlie Coal and her simps.

Gunt is insufferable, a glutton a moron and a ton of other things (nearly literally a ton) but she's never used her followers as a lynch mob or tried to destroy anyone's liveliehood.+-

At what point do we (kiwifarms) stop caring about Nader? Like I get that right now we still keep track of his videos and stuff because Chantal still wants him back. But at what point do we drop coverage of his shit?

When Chantal gets a new obsession?

Maybe he needs his own thread? He's no longer part of Gunts universe, except for her clearly planning on stalking him and driving to Montreal. So that would be interesting. Also he's a cow in his own right with his little temper tantrums. Might be worth keeping him around but out of the immediate chantalverse?

 

[cluelessly]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

Here you go.

Spoiler

graphic design is my passion

 

[Henessey]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

...look at you...grandcow

 

[Feelinsick]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

This is disgusting dcmedia granny! No one besides your geriatric gynecologyst cares about how moist you are down there.

 

[Schmooo]

Fuck Charlie Coal and her simps.

Gunt is insufferable, a glutton a moron and a ton of other things (nearly literally a ton) but she's never used her followers as a lynch mob or tried to destroy anyone's liveliehood.+-

Maybe he needs his own thread? He's no longer part of Gunts universe, except for her clearly planning on stalking him and driving to Montreal. So that would be interesting. Also he's a cow in his own right with his little temper tantrums. Might be worth keeping him around but out of the immediate chantalverse?

Nader’s scarcely been mentioned lately (the last week-ish) when compared to the last eleven months. Why does his existence in this thread bug you now?

 

[ADHD]

At what point do we (kiwifarms) stop caring about Nader? Like I get that right now we still keep track of his videos and stuff because Chantal still wants him back. But at what point do we drop coverage of his shit?

When Chantal gets a new obsession?

Maybe he needs his own thread? He's no longer part of Gunts universe, except for her clearly planning on stalking him and driving to Montreal. So that would be interesting. Also he's a cow in his own right with his little temper tantrums. Might be worth keeping him around but out of the immediate chantalverse?

Once it is clear that he is no longer going to allow Chantal in his life, then there will be no need to archive his content. He is not really funny on his own and doesn't need a thread. I think the RO lasts for 3 months so we will probably need to wait at least that long to see whether he will become involved with her again.

When it doubt, it's always better to archive it than not.

 

[CrashMan2012]

I'm 53 and been happily married for years. I can't remember ever having a great need for lube.

You idiots think 53 is a grandma? I guess you're all trash who had kids before you graduated.

So you aren't Mrs. Ben Shapiro at least, but still no thanks for that image.

FYI, basic math. At 53, if you had a child at around age 25, and 25 years later your child did the same, you'd be a grandma to a toddler. If that's too trashy for you, oh well.

Keep going, maybe you can have your own thread. At this rate, you'll tell us all about yourself inside a week. Popcorn anyone?

 

[BoobooKitty]

Once it is clear that he is no longer going to allow Chantal in his life, then there will be no need to archive his content. He is not really funny on his own and doesn't need a thread. I think the RO lasts for 3 months so we will probably need to wait at least that long to see whether he will become involved with her again.

When it doubt, it's always better to archive it than not.

I haven't been able to keep up since the Youtube ban, so pardon me if I missed something major. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't shown more anger/sadness/frustration/general negative emotions regarding his move to Montreal. I know she mentioned wanting her stuff back again, but I was expecting more rage about him moving away, and especially about him moving in with DD ESPECIALLY since there's still that pesky SA lawsuit to contend with.

I take this to mean she is still in touch with him, and he is nowhere near being out of the picture long-term (seeing as she is monetized again, even if it doesn't last).

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I haven't been able to keep up since the Youtube ban, so pardon me if I missed something major. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't shown more anger/sadness/frustration/general negative emotions regarding his move to Montreal. I know she mentioned wanting her stuff back again, but I was expecting more rage about him moving away, and especially about him moving in with DD ESPECIALLY since there's still that pesky SA lawsuit to contend with.

I take this to mean she is still in touch with him, and he is nowhere near being out of the picture long-term (seeing as she is monetized again, even if it doesn't last).

She had an "only reserved for Nader" giddiness about her a few days ago. She's either in touch with him directly or through DeeDee. She even admitted to creating a fake FB account (Maria Pondue) to communicate with him. It's all so rich because it was her filing a police report that resulted in a no contact order imposed on him, yet SHE is the one who keeps trying to break it.

I think on some level he's still fucking with her. He's an instigator and she's an easy target.