DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
MUH "AMERICAN HEALTHCARE"
shut the fuck up, you retard nigger. go to canada and wait 17 months before a doctor can see you then, you piece of shit dickhead
I dont know if hes going to free poverty clinics or what but ive never had a doctor in the US who hasnt run tests if you ask for them. They generally trust you arn't lying to them when you give them your symptoms. Maybe the get suspicious if it looks like your just trying to get pain meds for your fat wife? Who knows.
 
I’m gonna wing it and go big

-40 th bday, tip goal will be 4000 but he’s grateful for anything with all his taxes due.

-bubbles will be a big part of it.
- every hat available for vote and vest
-big finale he will wear gunner glasses with hat and vest one more time.
- Kat will bring him in a crappy store bought cookie cake
And he will make the most painful faces every time he takes a bite from the cake
 
And he will make the most painful faces every time he takes a bite from the cake
Where does all that money actually go?

There isn't even enough kahntent in those games worth $4000, yet this retard won't even upgrade his PC with a fraction of that money.
 
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@KKKrèmebrûlée spotted this:
"please contip please continue to give me your feedback"
 
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I'm probably late to this and shoutout to @Hate Army Watch for this clip but Phil's medical rants are fucking ridiculous. He makes it sound like every doctor, nurse, receptionist, the fucking janitor... everyone in the medical field is incompetent.

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Yeah Phil, you are kidding.

First of all, if the doctor was actually like he's describing about his back (which I HIGHLY doubt) why the fuck did he go to the same doctor 3 times if they didn't believe him? Doctors can get their license taken away for that type of shit. So I call bullshit on that one. Then can't even fully admit he was (and still is btw) fat at one point. He goes on about begging to get help.... which... I don't have to even tell you guys the massive irony in that. Then concludes with him talking to a doctor and the doctor asked him what are the symptoms and what HE thought his illness was with the doctor agreeing with him in the end. You know how big of a narcissist you have to be to even say such a thing? Doctor goes to school for years but Phil and his WebMD search trumps all of that.

Its amazing the group of idiots he's corralled to support his life and what they believe that comes out of his mouth.
Imagine how bad his medical care would be if it was free. You get what you pay for.
 
Regarding why his auto insurance is so high: just off the top of my head in 2 months after he moved to Renton he ran a red light and was speeding through a school zone, and that's just what he got caught for.

There's a couple of clips that aren't hard to find where Phil talks about more than just the 1 accident and describes multiple fender-benders he's been in.

This may shock some people but Phil is not a good driver. He's also blind as shit.
 
When you search twitter for a certain word/phrase it will appear bolded in the search results.

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Just remembered he tried to use his """viral""" Karen tweet about the Burger King sandwich to shill his content. Just like with his ProJared dunk. Why would anyone want to watch this fuckface cry about messy fast food for an hour unless they were a dent or hate watcher?
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One of my all-time favorite tweets of his. Plugging coming to check him out to see his 'inability to provide my wife with an edible meal' and not realizing how absolutely fucking awful and impotent that makes him sound. Just classic.

Unrelated to that, I think that the reason I've checked in with him so sporadically lately is because of how exhausting and tedious his daily ER rants where he talks about watching the way all these 'pro-level' streamers play have become to me. This is a bit of rambling by me about something that I'd normally find unjustified in its length, but he's doing this on a daily basis now for, at times, upwards of 20 minutes.

Part of it is the flat out lying about how all these very real people help his victim narrative so much by so specifically echoing all of his defenses for why his playthrough of the game doesn't suck, repeating all of his taking points almost word for word. Almost makes you wonder why he never gives any names and tells you that if you don't believe him you can just go check it out for yourself. I'm sure his reasons have something to do with 'mentally ill' detractors, etc, etc though, and not at all because there's nobody saying these things.

The other part is this apparent 180 he's done when he talks about other streamers. When has he ever talked about another streamer and used them as an example of someone you should be listening to ? When has he even just generally said anything nice about one? Streamers like the ones he now references have always been:

1. People who play one game repeatedly because they're shills milking a gimmick to make money (or, in the case of something like Fortnite, because they're streaming to an audience of little kids which is, for some reason, a terrible thing).
2. They don't give you the kind of authentic and robust reactions to games that he does because they just kiss a games ass for a paycheck and to continue getting to play new releases earlier than regular people like 'me and you'.
3. They're phonies who have teams of people behind the scenes doing all the things Phil can't afford to do like... editing, and that's why they're all filthy rich.

Overnight, they've become a trusted and reliable resource for how you not only should physically play a game, but for what your motivation, philosophy, and mental approach should be depending on which time you are playing through it. I've never before seen him look this often to other streamers as his defense for doing something before. His reference of others is almost always explicitly to separate himself from them, labeling whatever they're doing as wrong and whatever he's doing as right. Some things never change though and he's still at least been able to insult them for being 'boring'.

Having to endure his whole ridiculous, hypocritical, and holier-than-thou attitude and demeanor about this game on a daily basis has made him pretty much unwatchable to me, and it will probably stay that way for the duration of it. He's always done the thing where he rants exhaustively and bitterly about how little he cares about something and how little it bothers him, but this has been some of the worst I can remember.

If you're going to piss and moan to the extent that he does and that I have in response to it, at least be honest enough to say that's it's a reaction to how much something annoys you instead of how little it does.
 
so if you don't like kirby it's ok cause "different strokes for different folks" goes on this whole thing about games he doesn't like and thats ok. Shocking to absolutely no one, games that require communication or friends. thats ok not to like something so don't shit on it. If you don't like it don't watch it

MEANWHILE SFV and Cyberpunk say hi
 
MUH "AMERICAN HEALTHCARE"
shut the fuck up, you retard nigger. go to canada and wait 17 months before a doctor can see you then, you piece of shit dickhead
And he'd have his vienna sausage in a vice courtesy of the Canadian taxman if he tried pulling any of that evasion, failure to disclose and Paypal fuckery like he does stateside.
And to expand on what Lord_Point said there's probably a reason why the doctors do that many visits and tests and that's because they have to put up with opiod junkies making up shit on a daily basis and have heard everything two times over including muh back-ack-ack-ack hurts.
 
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i get more annoyed seeing him act like this over something so non-existent as the sound of landscapers outside..like holy fuck dude, we get it, once a week these dudes come and mow your lawn for you, those stupid fucking assholes, it's not like happens at the same time every week the entire time you've lived there
He's not even legit pissed, as we know what that looks like. He keeps doing this for much the same reason he ran to Kat to tell her about the water spill.
 
Imagine that being what you spend money on: random strangers being denied some laughs. Would be like me buying up all kinds of anime JUST because I know Droopy hates it.
Phil hates everything, so technically everything I do that doesn't involve gin or homosexuality is spiting him.


I'll get around to it, really.
 
He admitted to it last week, but no one mentioned it here.
Do you mean the white balance? He has been mentioning it for a while now.

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normal streamer: "oh that's okay"
dsp: "call susan, I'm a gamer"

also very specific way to describe sanctions

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either he's missing a tooth or it's way to the side
 
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Phil claiming he's not materialistic because someone mentioned the word for people that care about their appearances. Take that for what it is.

The guy who buys expensive shit for the fact it's more expensive so that means it's better. Then going around shitting on people buying expensive sneakers.

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Phil is not materialistic at all, never. Nope.
Isn't this the guy who spent over $1000 on two quilts?
 
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