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[Friendly Futa]

Pure delusion-
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>"at least I'll be aging like a woman".

LOL, Kevin looks a good 8-10 years older than he actually is. When I first saw him I thought he was around the 40-48 age range. He's aged horribly through his 30's so imagine what he's going to look like in his mid-40's (assuming he doesn't 41% by then).

Kev-Kev gives his take on the latest Graham Linehan Interview. In short Kev-Kev, wants you ostracized from your family:
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Kevin literally already looks manlier and older than Dan.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Pure delusion-
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>"at least I'll be aging like a woman".

LOL, Kevin looks a good 8-10 years older than he actually is. When I first saw him I thought he was around the 40-48 age range. He's aged horribly through his 30's so imagine what he's going to look like in his mid-40's (assuming he doesn't 41% by then).

Kev-Kev gives his take on the latest Graham Linehan Interview. In short Kev-Kev, wants you ostracized from your family:
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Even when he was midway through the 20s Kevin aged like milk left out in the sun.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin literally already looks manlier and older than Dan.
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I suspect Kevie refers to Mike Stoklasa and Rich "Dick the Birthday Boy" Evans specifically when he mentions "the Red Letter Media guys" and not Jay Bauman who hit the gym and turned into an absolute chad. The others also called him "Susan" for a joke about trannies.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Mike Stoklasa is fat and I would have sex with him.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin wishes he'll look as good as Mike Stoklasa when he's Mike's age. Trooning out is way rougher on you than being addicted to booze, Star Trek, and ghost hunting shows.

 

[John Furrman]

Kevin literally already looks manlier and older than Dan.
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He really fucking needs to stop taking the troon tip "raise your eyebrows to make your eyes look bigger and more feminine" because that's where the deep furrows appear. In candid shots they're not as bad.

 

[Piss Bear]

Kevin literally already looks manlier and older than Dan.
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LOL. Dan has him beat on everything. The hair, the skin, he even looks more feminine than him. And according to Google, Dan is 43 years old. GET REKT KEV.

For posterity I looked up Dan’s Instagram to see what he looks like now. Sure he has grey hairs, but how can Kevin say he is aging roughly? And how can he say that “male aging” is worse than… whatever the hell Kevin is going through?

Even Arin looks healthier compared to Kev, and I’m pretty sure they are around the same age. (Arin is 35 I guess?)

Spoiler: SFW Pics

 

[Open Window Maniac]

LOL. Dan has him beat on everything. The hair, the skin, he even looks more feminine than him. And according to Google, Dan is 43 years old. GET REKT KEV.

It's almost like not being a fat eunuch makes you look pretty good.

 

[tittyhead]

Dude hasn't even watched the latest RLMs, Rich Evans is shedding pounds and looking fine.

Men age like shit because they get outside and work, the sun is a cruel mistress. The man's also conveniently ignoring that chicks who take forever to age spend a work day putting cream on themselves and stuff, shooting up E just makes you fat big boy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Dude hasn't even watched the latest RLMs, Rich Evans is shedding pounds and looking fine.

Men age like shit because they get outside and work, the sun is a cruel mistress. The man's also conveniently ignoring that chicks who take forever to age spend a work day putting cream on themselves and stuff, shooting up E just makes you fat big boy.

Sitting inside all day, posting and shopping on the Internet also packs on the pounds.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Very bored atm so decided to check on Kevin, sorta wish I hadn’t.

If a demon did it, why wouldn't the demon be transphobic? Demons are evil. It's like saying all wishes granted by satan don't have a heavy cost to them.

Oh no, Wedge is talking about it too.

Kevin has bad takes but Wedge has nuclearly bad takes.

Neck now has headmates?

The children he left are genuinely better off without this retard. If only he could be bothered to give them money.

Remember that the Tranch got 100k handed to them during the Earl saga last year. They now have nine dollars.

Bonnie gloating that he got out of there when he got to spend that 100k too, including a new bong and upgrades for his guns. But no, it's Penny's fault.

I will consneed that you can come out as a furry because it is very shameful.

Pressuring people to talk about anything in their personal life that doesn't affect others is ridiculous. The guy has to suck up the fact that furries won't be normalized like the gays because furries are more degenerate than your garden variety homos of either gender.

>"at least I'll be aging like a woman".

Most troons I've seen age poorly due to excess stress or addictions, things that can happen to women too. Women can still age poorly too: part of it is lifestyle and genetics. See this particular meth addict and the Olsen twins, both struggled with addictions and high stress lives





Kevvie really hasn't taken care of his skin and does a ton of weed, which can age him harshly.

And according to Google, Dan is 43 years old.

I thought he was at least 7 years younger. Kevin really does need glasses.

Dude hasn't even watched the latest RLMs, Rich Evans is shedding pounds and looking fine.

Men age like shit because they get outside and work, the sun is a cruel mistress. The man's also conveniently ignoring that chicks who take forever to age spend a work day putting cream on themselves and stuff, shooting up E just makes you fat big boy.

I bet the only skin related product they have is lotion, and you know they're not using it on their face.

 

[Ga1v5]

Sitting inside all day, posting and shopping on the Internet also packs on the pounds.

I feel attacked

 

[whateverusernem12]

I can't believe no one posted this rare Kev

Look at that dry skin. It's times like these I appreciate how little he cares about looking like a woman.

 

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I can't believe no one posted this rare Kev
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Look at that dry skin. It's times like these I appreciate how little he cares about looking like a woman.

I'm more enthralled by Kevin's side profile. But I will note he does, in all seriousness, look roughly 60-70 years of age in this image.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Kev's got a face like someone tried to repair the damage from an acid attack using a screwdriver, but I actually think he's going to enjoy getting older. He can blame the damage caused by poor genetics and worse lifestyle on the aging process.

 

[whateverusernem12]

I'm more enthralled by Kevin's side profile. But I will note he does, in all seriousness, look roughly 60-70 years of age in this image.

He really is the gift that keeps on gibing

 

[BallBuster]

I can't believe no one posted this rare Kev
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Look at that dry skin. It's times like these I appreciate how little he cares about looking like a woman.

Was already covered. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-11455588

Also, anyone else getting Mason Verger (Hannibal) vibes from his side profile?

 

[Just Hamsters]

LOL. Dan has him beat on everything. The hair, the skin, he even looks more feminine than him. And according to Google, Dan is 43 years old. GET REKT KEV.

Hey now, Kevin wins out on being a sexual deviant by far. Dan might be a predator when it comes to fans, but that's nothing to the level of grooming skills Kevin has.

 

[Hitman One]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1507249034376925205

Unqueers fish utterly and eternally btfo.

 

[0 0]

Kevin can work in an IMAX theater with that level of projection.