DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Played 3h of ghostwire. A lot of jap culture stuff in it to find so if he does play it we would get a lot of juicy pigsplanation about jap culture.

I hope a bit of Phil's blatant hatred of Asians bleeds into this playthrough.

Part of me can't wait for it, but Phil playthroughs have a tendency to make potentially interesting games look boring or bad, and I was going to buy this game eventually.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

We are to belive that the whiniest faggot on earth ordered food and didn't get it, and he didn't kick up a major bitch storm on twitter about it?
Not even a "you guys wont belive what happened on mah dai awf!!!! ill tell you on the pawdcast!"

This is a common tactic used by liars; they do something that they shouldn't do or is frowned upon and the thing they do backfires "We ordered overpriced doordash (which we shouldnt do) but it was all wrong aaaaaaaaaaahhhh (So even if we did something wrong we were punished for it)"
It is less about denying wrong doing, but instead minimizing whats been done.

Bassicly, Philburr and his horse had borgir for dinner, and taco bell for supper. Big ups to the retard brigade for funding his doordash.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

"I don't put chat on the screen because people are being IDIOTS! The people watching On-Demand have no idea that you idiots are being insulting posting sleep and bed emoji's! Them and I can enjoy the game without any knowledge of you idiots because we aren't paying attention!"

Yeah Phil.... only problem is you just told them this was happening and you're too lazy to edit out anything. Also, he treats On-Demand viewers like they are totally disconnected from what happens in his stream. Bruh, you pause streams regularly to address tips and shoutouts.... You go into multiple rants while on Youtube mode about some dumbass question asked by the chat.

You don't put chat on screen because:

1) Laziness
2) Just in case some truth slips through your LIMB ability and the tiny... tiny.. "On Demand" audience see's it and moves on.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

"I don't put chat on the screen because people are being IDIOTS! The people watching On-Demand have no idea that you idiots are being insulting posting sleep and bed emoji's! Them and I can enjoy the game without any knowledge of you idiots because we aren't paying

He really does talk to his audience like he’s a fucking grade school teacher
“You kids were being naughty so now me and the Good Kids can enjoy the week off without homework!”
Guilt-tripping is second-nature to this faggot

 

[Corpun]

second day she's off they order doordash
"why does it feel like an investigation every time"
"'why don't you do this instead' NO, THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS"
"every time people ask what I had for dinner I'll say we had DRY TOAST."
rant at 8:25

How awful is his eyesight at this point that he can't read the subtitles he has up to know he will have to climb? He doesn't even let her finish her setence before messing with the elevator.

Then he blames the game? Wtf Phil, use your shitty eyes for once.

 

[unapologetic weeaboo]

NO! Moron! In the pigs own words "I know I joke about being sexual attracted to random male movie star but in reality im so straight I cant even look at another guy and tell if they are attractive or not! Im serious! Thats just how im wired. Even when I was super buff and had good hair I couldnt even tell if I was attractive or not!"

So there you go, whenever dave sees another male, including himself, he just sees a flesh colored NPC meme face and body. He couldn't tell you if Dany DeVito is more or less attractive then thor actor. Thats just how straight he is, you faggot.

It seems like he’s so insecure of his own looks and jealous of other guys that look better than him ( about 96% of the population). He’s also scared of women that are above 2/10, because he knows his tiny ass pecker and his lack of testosterone wouldn’t be enough to satisfy her needs. But the most confusing part is, that he spends alotta money on sweaty half naked guy jpegs every day. It doesn’t make any sense

 

[Mr. Brown]

When was the last time Phil talked about going to a restaurant? Why does Kat no longer go shopping with him...

Is kat unvaccinated? Do you need a vax passport for shopping and restaurants in washington?

 

[PieceofShet]

Is he gonna mention Destiny today or tomorrow? I bet he will!

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

NO! Moron! In the pigs own words "I know I joke about being sexual attracted to random male movie star but in reality im so straight I cant even look at another guy and tell if they are attractive or not! Im serious! Thats just how im wired. Even when I was super buff and had good hair I couldnt even tell if I was attractive or not!"

So there you go, whenever dave sees another male, including himself, he just sees a flesh colored NPC meme face and body. He couldn't tell you if Dany DeVito is more or less attractive then thor actor. Thats just how straight he is, you faggot.

Well damn. That's a very convincing argument. So I guess all the people thinking that Phil is a gay boi got it all wrong, because that has to be the most convincing argument for being totally 100% straight I've ever seen.

"What's for/did you have for dinner?" was one of the few questions that you were still allowed to ask in Phil's North Korea chat, now even that is becoming an obsessive detractor cult question. Are there any questions left which are always allowed to be asked now that aren't "How do I tip?"

This whole rant was funny as fuck. One of, if not the only safe questions still allowed to have "fun conversations about" is now BAN BAN BAN BAN.

"How do I tip?" is not really a safe question. It depends on:
The current state of the fun meter, the mood of piggy when you ask, how drunk piggy is when you ask (ties into mood), how well known the person asking is to Phill and I'm sure other factors I have forgotten.

I think you can still ask why people are so mean to him despite being so chill and positive or why people say hes bad at video games despite beating the final boss of sekiro really fast!

You can but you have to be careful. Some days he will outright declare such a question an attempt to troll and/or bait him.
Only really safe ways is to be a brand new account (long time fan sine 1653 that stopped watching but found him again through the increased visibility),
or new account that started watching tractor content but decided to give Phil a chance only to find out Phil is nothing like those dirty bullytrolls say.

that was amazing, he really is a child mentally. It's like he got caught in a lie.

All someone did was ask him why couldn't khet get it if she was home or why not go out after stream and pick it up. These are legitimate questions humans who interact socially would have after being told a story.

Dude flies off the handle and gets really over dramatically defensive. Phil it's that interaction you brag is so good on your stream you miserable jack off.

And that is why Phil isn't prepared or equipped to handle such questions.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

When was the last time Phil talked about going to a restaurant? Why does Kat no longer go shopping with him...

Is kat unvaccinated? Do you need a vax passport for shopping and restaurants in washington?

What I don't understand is him being honest about anything that makes it look like they have marital problems. He lies as easily as he breathes, and the fact that we won't believe has never stopped him, so why all the apparent honesty? Unless he's lying about Kat accompanying him, but why do that? Why say that she's staying at home, when she isn't? It's not like he's trying to bait some mentally-deranged person into thinking she's easy pickings.

But the big one, is it being impossible for her to go get something, especially while he's streaming. It HAS to be delivered by a business. Every time. I get it if Kat isn't much of a team player, but again, that begs the question of why he draws attention to it by being honest about what she does and does not do. The only logical explanation for this one, is that it's impossible for her because she isn't there. That is what Phil's attitude dictates, not necessarily what the truth is. I know he's a fucking weirdo and his words don't always lead to bullshit even when they don't make sense.

But you have to admit, it's a possibility. Him get tilted over this is exactly what you can picture him doing in a situation where he's being asked about why his partner doesn't go do stuff, because he's lying about having a partner to begin with. And it's not like the inevitability of this coming up again and again is going to make him confess and end the nightmare. There are plenty of other things he doesn't do that with.

 

[MAWBD]

Is he gonna mention Destiny today or tomorrow? I bet he will!

No morahnn! His streams are drama free chill relaxing fun conversations. He is perfectly happy to be level 1 and not another drama whore like Keemstar!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Only really safe ways is to be a brand new account (long time fan sine 1653 that stopped watching but found him again through the increased visibility),

Have any "fake whales" ever slipped under Phil's radar by claiming to "have watched since 2005" or something like that which is impossible but not so far off that it's an obvious joke?
How well does he even remember his own history at this point?

Hey Phil, longtime viewer, I loved the panel you did at PAX!

 

[Lord_Point]

I hope a bit of Phil's blatant hatred of Asians bleeds into this playthrough.

Part of me can't wait for it, but Phil playthroughs have a tendency to make potentially interesting games look boring or bad, and I was going to buy this game eventually.

I am excited for some pig takes on Japanese culture, Some real detailed explanation he read off the IGN guide followed by just a retarded broadline racist factoid he made up from watching anime.

Have any "fake whales" ever slipped under Phil's radar by claiming to "have watched since 2005" or something like that which is impossible but not so far off that it's an obvious joke?

No such thing as a fake whale, you give whale money you are a faggot. Best you can hope for is your a funny faggot like snowkarl.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Have any "fake whales" ever slipped under Phil's radar by claiming to "have watched since 2005" or something like that which is impossible but not so far off that it's an obvious joke?

I can't give you an exact example but going by (my somewhat dodgy) memory I believe there have been a few like that. Various tractor chats will usually pick up on them in various reeestreams and have a laugh about them.

But Phil being thick as pig shit will not pick up on it.

 

[PieceofShet]

No morahnn! His streams are drama free chill relaxing fun conversations. He is perfectly happy to be level 1 and not another drama whore like Keemstar!

Nice. I guess its not a problem if I link this video so DSP can see it again. Hello pig!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Guess what: WRONG!
He said they ate KFC on Christmas because they're STOOPID idiots who think that KFC is gourmet quality American cuisine.

Almost as bad as somebody thinking their local pizza joint is 100% authentic italian cuisine.

 

[detractorzer0]

When was the last time Phil talked about going to a restaurant? Why does Kat no longer go shopping with him...

Is kat unvaccinated? Do you need a vax passport for shopping and restaurants in washington?

...shit. I don't remember. Every instance that comes to mind was actually him talking about DoorDashing. I guess it would be Kat's birthday, when they went to fucking burger king. I guess that counts since they intended to go somewhere else apparently.

 

[PieceofShet]

RANT TIME! I can already hear it!

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/ak748a241k42kk/introducing-gta-for-gta-online

 

[actually]

...shit. I don't remember. Every instance that comes to mind was actually him talking about DoorDashing. I guess it would be Kat's birthday, when they went to fucking burger king. I guess that counts since they intended to go somewhere else apparently.

Yeah, that was the infamous "sushi dinner but Kat reserved a place at the wrong location so there was no sushi chef" incident.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

When was the last time Phil talked about going to a restaurant? Why does Kat no longer go shopping with him...

Is kat unvaccinated? Do you need a vax passport for shopping and restaurants in washington?

I think Khet has pulled a pandaree and just checked out of the relationship.
Phil definitely promised her the world and has only managed to delivere walks around the mall.

Leanna had enough guts to take her chances out in the wild, but Khet has no way to survive on her own.

This relationship is gonna end in a murder suicide. Bets on who snaps first?