Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Also if she took care of her hormone levels like she should she would probably lose weight as well.

(Dad joke) How do you make a hormone?



Don't leave fiddy bucks on da table!

 

[lol cow supreme]

Presuming this is actually real (and I doubt it), I suspect the ex Amber is talking about is Krystle, who's sister is actually a cop. The Virginia address where their parents still live may be the last verifiable address they could find for Amber.

FBI would check the states driver licenses databases. We know she doesnt drive, does she even have ID?

They would also check with the IRS and Social Security for current filing address. Is someone not paying taxes?

A few other things:
They would not tell the person why they wanted to contact you to tip you off.

FBI does not investigate clearances, thats done by OPM. And if so and someone put you as a reference, that person gives them your contact info. You would not use a reference of someone you arent even sure of where they live. you'd call and ask for the correct address.

Why would the FBI investigate a mean comment they found? Doesnt work that way.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

FBI would check the states driver licenses databases. We know she doesnt drive, does she even have ID?

They would also check with the IRS and Social Security for current filing address. Is someone not paying taxes?

A few other things:
They would not tell the person why they wanted to contact you to tip you off.

FBI does not investigate clearances, thats done by OPM. And if so and someone put you as a reference, that person gives them your contact info. You would not use a reference of someone you arent even sure of where they live. you'd call and ask for the correct address.

Why would the FBI investigate a mean comment they found? Doesnt work that way.

She’d have to have at least a state ID just to open a bank account.

 

[Mollywhoppin]

This might be a stupid thought, but what if this whole FBI thing is Becky's sisters fucking with Amber? I know it's probably not because I certainly don't believe they have the intelligence capacity to pull off some long involved prank or whatever, but it's the only thing that really seems feasible to me at this point though.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

*is excited for the Amber Doesn't Have An ID part of the thread cycle*

Again.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Nah, she has an ID, fam. Too many things these days require it. It's a very old speculation that she doesn't, but you will make @StrawberryDouche and @ADHD quite unhappy if you start that shit, so don't.

I was working in the garden this afternoon, and listened to Karina Kaboom's video about this, and she makes excellent points about the language that Hamber uses, and says Big Al, by providing that "evidence", rats herself out as a liar.

I listened to it a few times, then went back and verified the language that Karina talks about is exactly what Big LiarLynn said.

That really cements my conclusion the entire thing is her building a monument to her desired victimhood status and is total bullshit.

 

[FatalTater]

It doesn't matter if Amber lied or told the truth, it got people talking about her, which was the whole point.

We seem to be firmly in phase 2. I expect soon we'll get a strongly worded/sniffly crying video addressing all the big ol' meanies that don't appreciate that she has disorders but always tells the truth except when she doesn't.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

but always tells the truth except when she doesn't.

Otay Tater, that broke my addled brain. I mean, you're right.

(Dad joke... been doing these all week, Be sure to tip your waitress)

Oh, the tangled web we weave when we attempt to deceive. A web once spun is not easily undone.

Confucius or some shit.

 

[pot of sneed]

I hate how much of a stupid arrogant piggy she always is, bigging up herself by 'knowing' the name, address and more of those supposed to have harassed her and how fucking smug she sounds about a bare-faced lie. Go broke already and get on forced starvation diet plan you fat, stinking hamhock.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

For some reason her noodle Fictitious Frank shit is really pissing me off more than usual. A question, as I look at these fucking screenshots again: is it just me (and please correct me if I'm wrong, fam)? I finally figured out wtf was bugging me about those screenshots beyond the obvious lies they contain: the date formats. Those two shots are very obviously from two different phones: one's an iphone. The other's an android.

Also, why is the "ex's sister" giving heart emojis to this bitch? Nobody likes her.

Try to explain yourself some more, Fatty. It's nice to see you lose your mind as you spin up more material for Mount Bullshit.

 

[FickleFuck]

WE all know it's bullshit and lies to get herself some engagement again. Problem is the idiots on YT, FB, Reddit and whatever the fuck else the super envious obsessed ones come from. They swarm her channel to leave comments and engage, what Spammy wants. If they were just a smidge brighter they would know not to engage. They give this SpamBeast exactly what she wants by taking the pathetic bait. Know better, fuckers. Go watch a reaction channel recap yo get under her skin and give them your money. Fucking plebes.

 

[classtrash]

For some reason her noodle Fictitious Frank shit is really pissing me off more than usual. A question, as I look at these fucking screenshots again: is it just me (and please correct me if I'm wrong, fam)? I finally figured out wtf was bugging me about those screenshots beyond the obvious lies they contain: the date formats. Those two shots are very obviously from two different phones: one's an iphone. The other's an android.

Also, why is the "ex's sister" giving heart emojis to this bitch? Nobody likes her.

Try to explain yourself some more, Fatty. It's nice to see you lose your mind as you spin up more material for Mount Bullshit.

It's two different chat clients. The message from Cora is in Instagram, the other is just a messaging app with Rickie and others in it (Babes). The hearts are not Cora sending her hearts but Amber double tapping to "like" Cora's message.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I hate how much of a stupid arrogant piggy she always is, bigging up herself by 'knowing' the name, address and more of those supposed to have harassed her and how fucking smug she sounds about a bare-faced lie. Go broke already and get on forced starvation diet plan you fat, stinking hamhock.

Not exactly much of a threat either.

So say she has someones name and address because they sent her a mean comment, they haven't broken any laws that anyone would care about so the authorities won't care, Amber isn't going to dox someone on Youtube because it'd backfire, she doesn't have friends or contacts willing to do anything for her, she doesn't know how to use the postal system to send you anything, what's she going to do? Turn up at their door? All 550lbs of her?

Best she could do is order loads of door dash to your house, but as she does that to her own house she clearly thinks it's a treat and not a prank.

Such a none threat. Fat dumbass.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

I hate how much of a stupid arrogant piggy she always is, bigging up herself by 'knowing' the name, address and more of those supposed to have harassed her and how fucking smug she sounds about a bare-faced lie. Go broke already and get on forced starvation diet plan you fat, stinking hamhock.

Yeah, I've also thought about how her going broke would put her on a forced starvation diet, but lets be real... This bitch will literally eat anything and has the palette of a 2 year old. She'll binge her ass off on 10,000 calories of ramen and chips from the fuckin Dollar Tree for like 2 bucks. The only thing that will stop this retarded cunt from eating is death itself.

 

[TobyFromTheOffice]

Anyone know what this is about

 

[Pippeyy]

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I was just about to post this and say the same thing. My only theory is that at this point she's just throwing a hissy fit for attention. It fits rights in with her pattern. If it was something so disgusting we'd have seen it.
She's just throwing her toys out of the pram because she isn't getting what she wants; not to be ridiculed for her FBI story

 

[Dispeckful Piece of Amber]

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Guess she needed an excuse to leave a platform that doesn't want to buy her stickers.
There have been a few fake massages (I think someone impersonating Amber leaving hatecommets on someones account who had cancer?), but it hasn't happened in a long time.
She's too lazy even for instagram, godspeed Amber.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

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lol did McDonald’s run out of chicken nuggets?

 

[FickleFuck]

Can't she just delete Instagram, terminate the account or whatever? She's changing the stupid ass name and leaving it up. Just another bunch of bullshit for attention.

ETA: Yup, she can just delete the account through the browser, simple Google search. Spamber loves to Google, she should be able to figure it out. Anywho, there's already dumb dumbs on her last community post and probably in her videos leaving comments about the attention seeking Instagram post. And this fat fuck disabled the ability to comment on that Instagram post to force idiots to her channel to talk shit about her. So fucking transparent but there these dipshits go to engage like she needs them to.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I hate how much of a stupid arrogant piggy she always is, bigging up herself by 'knowing' the name, address and more of those supposed to have harassed her and how fucking smug she sounds about a bare-faced lie. Go broke already and get on forced starvation diet plan you fat, stinking hamhock.

Nah, she’d just go on disability and food stamps…like all the other fatties. Don’t forget Medicaid too. We taxpayers will have the distinct privilege of paying for Hambeastlynns basic amenities, food addiction and failing health.
Yay.