Oscars 2022

[Narcotics]

i really fucking hope someone says some corny shit about ukraine during the oscars, that's the only reason im tuning in to watch (not really because i'll see it in a pirate website)

 

[Screamer]

i really fucking hope someone says some corny shit about ukraine during the oscars, that's the only reason im tuning in to watch (not really because i'll see it in a pirate website)

I bet it will open with a statement of support of solidarity with the people of Ukraine. I hope it has a statement pretending they have self-recognised humility. Before launching into some giant musical number about how wonderful Hollywood and they are.

Then we might get the odd reference to Ukraine in a couple of speeches.

Possibly with someone thinking they are talking tough to Putin. Or a casual Trump / Russia mention.

Possibly people wearing Ukrainian flags.

With a chance someone wears a pro-Ukrainian themed dress.

The least likely will be some based person winning, speaking out about Ukraine and pointing out the hypocrisy of America and their wars.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

i really fucking hope someone says some corny shit about ukraine during the oscars, that's the only reason im tuning in to watch (not really because i'll see it in a pirate website)

I bet it will open with a statement of support of solidarity with the people of Ukraine. I hope it has a statement pretending they have self-recognised humility. Before launching into some giant musical number about how wonderful Hollywood and they are.

Then we might get the odd reference to Ukraine in a couple of speeches.

Possibly with someone thinking they are talking tough to Putin. Or a casual Trump / Russia mention.

Possibly people wearing Ukrainian flags.

With a chance someone wears a pro-Ukrainian themed dress.

The least likely will be some based person winning, speaking out about Ukraine and pointing out the hypocrisy of America and their wars.

https://news.yahoo.com/sean-penn-says-hell-smelt-174240534.html

You two might get your wish tonight:

“If it turns out to be what is happening, I would encourage everyone involved, though it may be their moment, and I understand that, to celebrate their films, it is so much more importantly their moment to shine, and to protest and to boycott that Academy Awards. I myself, if it comes back to it, when I return, I will smelt mine in public,” Penn said. “I pray that’s not what happened. I pray there have not been arrogant people who consider themselves representatives of the greater good who have decided not to check in with leadership in Ukraine. So I’m going to hope that’s not what happened, and I hope everyone walks out if it is.”

 

[Prosphora]

Of course the Oscars loved Flee "Flugt" because everyone hated it domestically. Fucking Chirst.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

We may be seeing a whole lot of “how do you do, fellow kids?” as they are desperate to pull in New viewers what with less and less people giving a shit about them.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fun fact: Oscars 2022 had to hire e-celebs and Instagram “influencers” to do behind the scenes work for the upcoming show.

These are some of the photos of the ”influencers” that were taken from the event:

Spoiler

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I feel like I should be surprised Will Smith is still with Jada, and yet….

Christ, he really wants an Oscar.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Fun fact: Oscars 2022 had to hire e-celebs and Instagram “influencers” to do behind the scenes work for the upcoming show.

These are some of the photos of the ”influencers” that were taken from the event:

Spoiler

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Wouldn't be surprised if they had YouTubers next year.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/what-s-actually-in-the-nearly-140k-bag-that-oscar-hopefuls-like-will-smith-and-kristen-stewart-get-just-for-being-nominated/ar-AAVythQ

• A "Celebrity Arms" Liposuction from Dr. Thomas Su ($12,000)
• Home renovations from LA-based Maison Construction ($25,000)
• Gourmet, assorted popcorn from Opopop
• More cosmetic procedures and treatments from Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich ($10,000)
• A 3 night stay at Turin Castle in Scotland with butler service and a bagpipe welcome ($50,000)
• A 4 night stay for two at the Golden Door luxury resort and spa ($15,000)
• A life coaching session with wellness expert Kayote Joseph ($1,200)
• Tea from the Oprah-approved company The Chia Box
• A plot of land in Scotland and the title of “Lord” or “Lady of Glencoe"

Next time you hear a celebrity obsess about being oppressed while showing faux sympathy to Ukraine, just remember that these people receive things like this.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

I will never understand why Sean Penn isn't a featured cow here. The manlet deserves wheelbarrows full of sperg-proof indestructible Oscars for his offstage performances over the past 30+ years.

In fact I think he's the mad cow who turned Madonna rabid in the first place.

 

[Oats12345]

I will never understand why Sean Penn isn't a featured cow here. The manlet deserves wheelbarrows full of sperg-proof indestructible Oscars for his offstage performances over the past 30+ years.

In fact I think he's the mad cow who turned Madonna rabid in the first place.

Hollywood in general can be clownish. But I do feel certain folks like Sean Penn stands out. Theirs a reason the second thing commonly known about him after the first being a actor. Is his political views.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The opening started with a “black people are amazing, lol whote people” joke followed by talking about Covid.

Bleh.

EDIT: “You all made a movie during a pandemic, you should be so proud of yourselves.

End me.

 

[Introvertigo]

Just to let you guys know, in the pre-show the categories for best score, best sound, film editing, and production design, DUNE won them all.

 

[Introvertigo]

And DUNE won cinematogrophy.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Just to let you guys know, in the pre-show the categories for best score, best sound, film editing, and production design, DUNE won them all.

It will in al likelihood win for best visual effects too.

 

[Knyttet]

Unpopular opinion and I should neck myself for it, but I thought Amy Schumer’s opening bit was pretty funny.

 

[Oats12345]

The opening started with a “black people are amazing, lol whote people” joke followed by talking about Covid.

Bleh.

EDIT: “You all made a movie during a pandemic, you should be so proud of yourselves.

End me.

Thank you for reminding me why I don't watch this garbage.

 

[Introvertigo]

DUNE won SFX.

 

[Introvertigo]

Queen of Basketball won Documentary Short.

 

[XANA]

Honestly, not surprised Dune scooped up a ton of categories. It was a well-shot and critically (and more importantly, publicly)-acclaimed movie.