Will Smith slaps Chris Rock over bald Jada Pinkett joke in Oscars meltdown - WHO'S THE CUCK NOW, UH?

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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock over a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith's bald head at Oscars 2022.

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Will Smith accosted Chris Rock at Oscars 2022 Sunday night for joking about his wife Jada Pinkett Smith’s bald head.​

Rock took to the stage and quipped, “Jada, I love you, ‘G.I. Jane 2,’ can’t wait to see it,” but while the “King Richard” star first laughed about the joke he immediately turned sour.

Pinkett Smith looked furious before the censors turned on and muted Rock and Smith’s exchange. Lip readers, however, quickly realized a livid Smith shouted, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

Momentarily fazed, Rock responded, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s–t out of me” before defending his joke as “just a ‘G.I. Jane’ joke,” but the Oscar-nominated actor wasn’t having it and kept screaming, “Keep my wife’s name out of your f–king mouth.”

“The Nutty Professor” star suffers from alopecia and has been vocal about her struggle with hair loss and debuted a shaved head last summer.

“Willow made me do it because it was time to let go BUT … my 50’s are bout to be Divinely lit with this shed,” the 50-year-old actress wrote, reposting a selfie featuring the pair’s matching shaved styles.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I genuinely think that the only way Chris Rock can salvage his rep with blacks is if he calls his next special something along the lines of Slap Back and spends like half an hour absolutely destroying will smith on stage tbh

Nah, if Chris wanted to seem tough he should have doubled down right there with the bald jokes.

 

[OttoWest]

He has no history of bullying smaller, weaker white men.

Back at the 2002 Oscars Smith punched Ethan Hawke backstage for some unknown reason. He and Jada then left the Oscars early, claiming their kid was sick. This was the Training Day vs Ali year.

 

[God of Nothing]

Someone on black Twitter said that if Will had slapped Dave Chappelle, the entire rest of the Oscars would have been three hours of Jada jokes.


Best Actor. Which is kind of ironic.

dave is his own kind of obedient buck

 

[Internet War Criminal]

As far as the black community is concerned, and in the parlance they'd used: Chris is now a bitch nigga and Will is also a bitch nigga

That's the worst part, not only is Rock a bitch ass nigga, but he was made a bitch by an even bigger bitch ass nigga.

Someone on black Twitter said that if Will had slapped Dave Chappelle, the entire rest of the Oscars would have been three hours of Jada jokes.

Exactly. The only way he could have redeemed himself on the spot without throwing hands was either to make a joke about Jada, or about him being a cuck.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

That's the worst part, not only is Rock a bitch ass nigga, but he was made a bitch by an even bigger bitch ass nigga.


Exactly. The only way he could have redeemed himself on the spot without throwing hands was either to make a joke about Jada, or about him being a cuck.

"Damn Will, if you'd been hitting that bald bitch's pussy that hard, maybe August Alsina wouldn't have been".

 

[Butcher Pete]

I guess I shouldn’t be disappointed anymore, but I am.

Years of bullshit over the flu, weeks of bullshit over the Ukraine, and dumbshits still take everything they see on the glowy screen at face value.

 

[Slimy Time]

Nah see that's the worst fucking part: he laughed at the joke.

It's Jada who got all uppity about it and asked him to do something about it, Will thought it was funny and then he fucking cucked to his wife and went to slap the tiny man because she wasn't pleased.

That's even sadder.

He looks absolutely whipped because of it, and he made himself look like a clown on the world stage for doing that instead of saying "i'll handle it afterwards". It would be one thing if he had some words or slapped him behind stage, because then you could go "oh, guess he asked Rock not to say something and he did, so he had words afterwards", but to do it on stage, for everyone to see, you just look absolutely cucked.

Apparently he then gave a speech about love or something like that and got applauded. Ricky Gervais calling these people hypocrites to their faces becomes more and more apparent every time this show comes up.

 

[DamnWolves!]

This is about the entertainment Industry. Who the fuck just ruined his fucking career in a few minutes of by trying to be a man and do a stupid shit to be seen by hundreds of million of viewers.

This is litigious Hollywood we're talking about. Will's now an insurance liability. Every director will be walking on egg shells worrying if Will Smith will go off on a cast or crew member, especially if he's willing to do it on live television.

Will Smith is still one of the most bankable people in Hollywood. The LAPD isn't pressing charges because "Chris Rock doesn't want to press charges (since when is it up to him? Usually, this is something you only see in movies).

The Goldbergs and Silverstein who control this shit will make him go on a little apology tour, celebrity stan white women will apologize on his behalf in long sprawling blog posts in the Washington Post and New York Times, maybe he'll have to give a little to charity, and then life will resume.

You have to be a literal rapist before these people will stop calling you, and even then, only if it becomes public knowledge. Consequences are for the little people, after all.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

You have to be a literal rapist

Be called a literal rapist.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Meanwhile upstairs, Uncle Phil do a big facepalm...

 

[Divine right to rule]

I fucking love this.
Will Smith, who televised that his roastie wife cucks him, gets on stage at the biggest event Hollywood has, seething and sneeding because someone insulted his lady's honor, and slaps the guy like a Karen.

If his wife wasn't such an unappealing slag, I would cuck him myself and ask him for gas money afterwards.

 

[The Last Stand]

I want to get slapped by Joan Crawford.

 

[Butcher Pete]

They should handle this in the time-honored way of their delightfully diverse and vibrant culture--the one nigger should kill the other nigger for making it look like a punk-ass bitch.

 

[Happy Fish]

people don’t watch the oscars

ftfy
To clarify for the idiot janny, is an acronym for four words, and it is worth pointing out that people in general don't watch this shit anymore.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This seems 100% fake to me. Chris Rock standing there with his hands behind his back as a pissed off Will Smith heads right for him on stage? Doubt it. Chris knew what was coming, and frankly when I look at the video I'm not totally sure the slap even connected. Standard WWE-style kayfabe stuff. Manufacturing drama so that people will talk about the Oscars again. Think about it, if they didn't stage this slap would anyone even be discussing the Oscars today? No way.

Edit: Also, for liability reasons, there's no way security wouldn't have at least escorted Will out of the venue after the fact.

 

[The Last Stand]

This seems 100% fake to me. Chris Rock standing there with his hands behind his back as a pissed off Will Smith heads right for him on stage? Doubt it. Chris knew what was coming, and frankly when I look at the video I'm not totally sure the slap even connected. Standard WWE-style kayfabe stuff. Manufacturing drama so that people will talk about the Oscars again. Think about it, if they didn't stage this slap would anyone even be discussing the Oscars today? No way.

Edit: Also, for liability reasons, there's no way security wouldn't have at least escorted Will out of the venue after the fact.

It wasn't scripted. That was genuine.

 

[Chicken Neck Nelly]

I know it's been mentioned already that #cuck is trending on Twitter, but I clicked on it and here are some highly accurate memes that popped up

What Chris Rock should have said, though it's pretty hard to think on your toes when the adrenaline is rushing

 

[popnloch ness monster]

she might be your wife but she aint your woman, NIGGUH

 

[BaconBoobs]

Now, this is a story all about how
My face got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got bitch slapped by the prince of Bel-Air

 

[ChefKiss]

That'st the beauty of it, the "oh its fake" and "oh no it isn't, what are you autistic who can't read social ques?" encourages discussions, which encourages social media post, which encourages spread. It's second to "whoa so baste he defend his wafe like that" versus "omg what a pathetic simp cuck."

Them old Kazarians in Hollyweird maybe be old, but the CIA still taught them some good tricks like they did the Mujahadeen that are as true as they were in the 1980;s (or 50's in hollyweird's case,

They even blatantly ticked off a checklist of things they wanted to do
-make it all about black people
-hit a comedian for making a joke after years of screaming about Ricky Gervais with the oscars and Chapelle in general
-cucks are hecking valid real true husbands
-ties it into a prewritten speech about his role in a film
-ties it into a prewritten speech about toxic masculinity

but it's totally an organic natural event