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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I wonder how Michaeljen (Jichael? Men?) feels about faecal matter transplants. Does it turn him on or does it bum him out (lol) that nobody eats the shit during the process?

In ye olden days they actually did. The Chinese physician Li Shizen called it "yellow soup" or "golden syrup", and the consumption of fresh camel feces was standard treatment for dysentery with Bedouin tribes. Michael could legit try these traditional methods using alpaca dung just so he doesn't need to rely on modern quacks.

 

[Surfin Terf]

In ye olden days they actually did. The Chinese physician Li Shizen called it "yellow soup" or "golden syrup", and the consumption of fresh camel feces was standard treatment for dysentery with Bedouin tribes. Michael could legit try these traditional methods using alpaca dung just so he doesn't need to rely on modern quacks.

Edit: I'm retarded. Jen doesn't drink piss, he eats shit. I saw "yellow soup" and thought urine.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

Lower abdominal pain in MALES is likely a bladder infection, in troons it's probably a raging infection of the amhole / bladder wound combo. In Kev's case he likely only feels it when he runs out of his painkiller prescription - hence the regular "cramps". Honestly, a short, disease-wracked life before a painful death/41 incident is thoroughly deserved by all participants in this travesty.

Look on the bright side maybe it's liver damage from the excess acetaminophen if he's constantly popping vicodin/norcos/percocet. First I've heard of him having a script for pain pills, doesn't he already smoke weed every day?

 

[stupid frog]

Yes, I'm under the impression he's constantly high at home.

 

[Ebony Way]

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Look on the bright side maybe it's liver damage from the excess acetaminophen if he's constantly popping vicodin/norcos/percocet. First I've heard of him having a script for pain pills, doesn't he already smoke weed every day?

It's a bit of a reach to speculate on Kevin popping pills.

The cramps could also be:

- bladder infection (as above)
- amhole/bladder infection combo (as above)
- trapped wind (my favourite)
- built up mildly impacted shit from the crap they eat plus not enough water.
- the beginning of gastro
- stomach cramps
- a mild random pain that the AGP inside him latched onto and turned into something "female".

Don't forget, trannies are not the greatest at female anatomy. Pain located anywhere between the diaphragm and the groin is a good enough excuse to say they have cramps and hope that the listener will think they mean period pain.

Edit: to be fair to you, he is a post op tranny, he probably does have pain meds and will be on some form of them for the rest of his life. BUT there are so many other possible causes of these 'cramps' that are easier to get than liver damage, and wedon't even know if he has liver damage. Until he tweets that he has liver damage, I'm pressing x to doubt.

Sorry to come down like a ton of bricks but I read Chantal's thread and my God the amount of useless back and forth sperging on drugs, medical problems, and useless minutiae within... it really shits up a thread.

Ultimately he had something he decided was cramps. Whether they were actual cramps or some other form of pain, or just AGP nonsense, doesn't really matter.

Any further sperging on Kevin's pain management options should probably go in his thread, not this one.

Again, not trying to be an asshole. I'm just a weary semi-veteran of the Chantal thread.

 

[Shig O'nella]

They have a well. Wells have sump pits (or are literal pits thenselves if they are shallow enough/old enough). Surface water leaches into the sump pit and then into the well water, it's something that can't be helped. Their entire land surface is covered in alpaca shit.

I don't think there is much of a mystery about abdominal pains here.

 

[Ebony Way]

They have a well. Wells have sump pits (or are literal pits thenselves if they are shallow enough/old enough). Surface water leaches into the sump pit and then into the well water, it's something that can't be helped. Their entire land surface is covered in alpaca shit.

I don't think there is much of a mystery about abdominal pains here.

Wow the tranch really is Jen heaven.

As long as we're talking about the Tranch's laughably terrible conditions I'm all for discussion of what might have caused Kevin's totally legitimate period pain.

 

[discombobulate]

They have a well. Wells have sump pits (or are literal pits thenselves if they are shallow enough/old enough). Surface water leaches into the sump pit and then into the well water, it's something that can't be helped. Their entire land surface is covered in alpaca shit.

I don't think there is much of a mystery about abdominal pains here.

@Näkki is it true that alpacas tend to shit in one place? They could be ingesting massive amounts of shit if it is.

 

[Näkki]

@Näkki is it true that alpacas tend to shit in one place? They could be ingesting massive amounts of shit if it is.

Can confirm! Alpacas have communal dung piles. Usually makes clean up pretty handy and is a decent fertilizer.

 

[stupid frog]

I wanna know if Jen eats the pile of shit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I wanna know if Jen eats the pile of shit.

@Näkki might be able to grace us with more info.

Can confirm! Alpacas have communal dung piles. Usually makes clean up pretty handy and is a decent fertilizer.

Do you know anything about its nutritional value, taste, whatever? Just to satisfy a certain amphibian's curiosity and give a heads-up to Michael in case he reads the thread.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Do you know anything about its nutritional value, taste, whatever?

Go outside.

 

[The Final Troondown]

It's an AR-15 charging handle that rests atop the bolt assembly, when pulled back it works the action to chamber a new round. Typically they don't have the autistic purple attachment (it's called a charging handle extender) and look like this:
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Looks like the front part of Phil's broke off; that's the part that actually hooks into the bolt assembly so the handle is useless now. I have no idea how he managed to do that, except maybe buying chinesium AR parts.

Aren't ar15s semi auto? So surely they only need racking between magazine changes? In that case I don't see why you need what is essentially a soylent opener for your gun

I'm br*t*sh so no real experience with guns, but this seems like a completely pointless attachment

 

[Meiwaku]

I'm br*t*sh

Posting your L's like that smh


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Penny loves it ofc when a cuck strikes back

(Crossposting)
Might be Kevin centric but might relate to the Tranch so here's to hoping

 

[The Final Troondown]

Posting your L's like that smh

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Penny loves it ofc when a cuck strikes back
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(Crossposting)
Might be Kevin centric but might relate to the Tranch so here's to hoping

'fuck around find out'

I'm sorry if you walk upto someone and sucker punch them because you got your feefees hurt and you don't even drop a much smaller guy you're the one holding the L here

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Aren't ar15s semi auto? So surely they only need racking between magazine changes? In that case I don't see why you need what is essentially a soylent opener for your gun

I'm br*t*sh so no real experience with guns, but this seems like a completely pointless attachment

The only time you need to use the charging handle on a AR-15/M-16 is the first time you load a magazine and charge the weapon. When empty the magazine will engage the bolt hold-open which keeps the bolt back until you replace the magazine with a fresh one. You then hit a lever on the left-side of the receiver a bit above the trigger which releases the bolt hold-open allowing the bolt to chamber a new round.

That's normal operation but sometimes you will get a case stuck in the chamber due to poor quality ammo, lack of proper cleaning, or the ghost of Eugene Stoner just doesn't like you that day. If the case is stuck you have to use the charging handle to manually eject it but if it's super stuck you have to slam the butt of the gun against the ground while pulling on the charging handle. This is called mortaring and is probably how they broke the charging handle.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The only time you need to use the charging handle on a AR-15/M-16 is the first time you load a magazine and charge the weapon. When empty the magazine will engage the bolt hold-open which keeps the bolt back until you replace the magazine with a fresh one. You then hit a lever on the left-side of the receiver a bit above the trigger which releases the bolt hold-open allowing the bolt to chamber a new round.

That's normal operation but sometimes you will get a case stuck in the chamber due to poor quality ammo, lack of proper cleaning, or the ghost of Eugene Stoner just doesn't like you that day. If the case is stuck you have to use the charging handle to manually eject it but if it's super stuck you have to slam the butt of the gun against the ground while pulling on the charging handle. This is called mortaring and is probably how they broke the charging handle.

don't these guns usually have a kind of round handle on the slide for chambering anyway?

 

[Elwin Ransom]

don't these guns usually have a kind of round handle on the slide for chambering anyway?

It's called the forward assist and is a subject of some debate among AR enthusiasts; the only thing it helps with is a partial feed (bullet doesn't go all the way into the chamber). Tapping the forward assist can chamber a partially chambered bullet, but it is useless for any other type of malfunction. Personally, I have never used it and probably never will.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

don't these guns usually have a kind of round handle on the slide for chambering anyway?

The AR-15 family doesn't have a traditional charging handle attached to the bolt carrier group like the AK-47 or the M-1 Garand. It helps keeps the inner workings of the firearm sealed from the environment. This allows the AR-15 to work when covered in mud versus the AK which if the safety is off there's a large gap between the dust cover and the receiver.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Depth to ground water there should be findable information.

The information field isn't loading for me but might do for someone else.

https://data.colorado.gov/Water/Colorado-Well-Depths-and-Elevations/jh9r-rskp