The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Strange Wilderness]

I just want to know how GFM and co managed to understand Chris’s incomprehensible card game enough to win. I was completely lost at his explanation of the rules.

I appreciate that the group does their best to be polite when visiting Chris for footage. Glad they didn’t act like weens.

Its like @BigTubboWithLittleChina was saying, he's less interested in actually playing the game to win than he is in using it to live out his fantasies of hanging out with Sonichus and ponies. I would not be surprised if after every move Chris gave an autistic explanation for every character and his reasoning behind his move.

 

[CaptainTrips]

I kinda like this documentary, the thumbnail on the 2nd part cracked me up so hard!

 

[TayandYou]

I just want to know how GFM and co managed to understand Chris’s incomprehensible card game enough to win. I was completely lost at his explanation of the rules.

I appreciate that the group does their best to be polite when visiting Chris for footage. Glad they didn’t act like weens.

Chris loves card games but has always been terrible at them, Pokemon, yugioh, he was never proficient at either and rarely won. I assume this game is no different.

And I agree, at this point weening is just annoying to watch.

 

[Jack Awful]

someone pointed out that it's because it's a more normie documentary and i guess while that's true i don't really think that means that the clips should be neutered.

Tiger King AKA THE normie documentary had tons of footage of events as they happened. It's either trying to separate him from the other docs, a fear of the criticisms that Geno uses too much footage, laziness, or all of the above.

 

[FightenGnome]

Its like @BigTubboWithLittleChina was saying, he's less interested in actually playing the game to win than he is in using it to live out his fantasies of hanging out with Sonichus and ponies. I would not be surprised if after every move Chris gave an autistic explanation for every character and his reasoning behind his move.

It's a pretty cringe card game at that. If the title or Chris' introduction are anything to go by, it's basically about cartoon characters dating and hooking up in a variety of situations to create the ultimate fantasy love story?

I think what makes it particularly crappy is that it's "unrestricted" in its couplings. If you were to design a game like that, mechanically, you'd probably have something like family groups and a separation of male/female cards for difficulty and restrictions. If the whole expressed purpose of said game is to create the ultimate sexy scenario or "ship" where two characters go out, there needs to be something titillating about the story being created. Having Goku and Gohan fuck after training at Kami's place isn't that.

Of course, we all know that's not the purpose of the game. The purpose of the game is to create lesbian fantasy stories about your favourite cartoon ponies from the show regardless of family or age so degenerate cloppers can masturbate to it later, not accidentally creating an interesting story through random card draws.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's a pretty cringe card game at that. If the title or Chris' introduction are anything to go by, it's basically about cartoon characters dating and hooking up in a variety of situations to create the ultimate fantasy love story?

I think what makes it particularly crappy is that it's "unrestricted" in its couplings. If you were to design a game like that, mechanically, you'd probably have something like family groups and a separation of male/female cards for difficulty and restrictions. If the whole expressed purpose of said game is to create the ultimate sexy scenario or "ship" where two characters go out, there needs to be something titillating about the story being created. Having Goku and Gohan fuck after training at Kami's place isn't that.

Of course, we all know that's not the purpose of the game. The purpose of the game is to create lesbian fantasy stories about your favourite cartoon ponies from the show regardless of family or age so degenerate cloppers can masturbate to it later, not accidentally creating an interesting story through random card draws.

I can't wait till we stop using the word cringe.

It makes me cronge.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That card game became like Funko Pops to him.

He became extremely devoted to it for months, until something better came along.

Like Tarot Cards.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Yeah, there's surpringly a few bits in there that I don't remember being on the CWCki at all, such as them mentioning how family members had to move due to "rumors". Or how Roche's real name was "Rochelle".

That's funny. Whenever I've watched the Geno documentary I've always wondered "what kind of fucking name is Roche?" Funny I never parsed it to be shorthand for Rochelle. Will have to give this doc a watch.

*edit - about halfway through the first episode. The production values are nice and seeing proper filming inside the house is interesting - albeit horrifying - to see. Those poor dogs sound like they're in horrible pain and I feel for them. Boogie as Bob actually works pretty well, I've heard some bits and seen some pictures and video I haven't seen before, and the voice for Chris is just...ugh. overall pretty nice and I'll have to check rhe other parts when/if they come out*

 

[Josterman]

I want to know what’s better genosamuel’s documentary or this from GFM?

 

[Ophelia]

I want to know what’s better genosamuel’s documentary or this from GFM?

They’re different things which serve different needs.

If you want a comprehensive doc, that’s Geno’s. It’s everything.

If you want something reasonably thorough, but not exhaustive, this one will probably work for you.

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I would like to know the source for “Roche” being short for “Rochelle.” Is it real, or just conjecture from the filmmakers?

 

[TayandYou]

I would like to know the source for “Roche” being short for “Rochelle.” Is it real, or just conjecture from the filmmakers?

Same, this is the first time I've heard of this. It was always "roche" or "roach". I'm 50/50 on them asking Chris at some point or that they just made it up.

I guess we won't know for sure until Chris gets out of jail and somebody asks him about it.

 

[Uncle Meat]

So someone making a documentary would have to walk a fine line, telling the story of Chris in a funny way without making it seem like the maker is mocking an autistic and mentally challenged individual

If you can't laugh directly at Chris's stupidity, then there's no entertainment value in it at all. Replacing video of Chris's hijinks with voice over narration is like replacing porn with a clinical description replacing all parts of the body with their Latin names. That ain't gonna inspire no stiffies.

 

[Josterman]

They’re different things which serve different needs.

If you want a comprehensive doc, that’s Geno’s. It’s everything.

If you want something reasonably thorough, but not exhaustive, this one will probably work for you.

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I would like to know the source for “Roche” being short for “Rochelle.” Is it real, or just conjecture from the filmmakers?

I want to know to who is this roche or roach and what did they look like? That is one the biggest mysteries of the Chris Chan saga.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Tiger King AKA THE normie documentary had tons of footage of events as they happened. It's either trying to separate him from the other docs, a fear of the criticisms that Geno uses too much footage, laziness, or all of the above.

In terms of how this doc is structured, it's less like "Tiger King" and more like Ken Burns' "The Civil War".

 

[FinnSven]

This is probably as good a thread to ask as any.

Where did the idea for Jimmy Hill come from, does anyone know?

Before I dwelled in the frozen north, I was indeed on the isle of Britain, so I am quite aware of who Jimmy hill is.

The only thing I can think is that esteemed fine highbrow publication “Viz” had a running gag of placing Jimmy Hill as a silent background character in crowds and the like within its pages.

I wondered if this was something that the troll behind this knew about.

 

[Bent_Duck]

I still think it would be funny if Chris was trolling the entire time but him fucking his mom was unplanned

Butt-fucking his mom was definitely planned.

 

[King Kiwi]

That card game became like Funko Pops to him.

He became extremely devoted to it for months, until something better came along.

Like Tarot Cards.

According to some popular sources, Chris actually has one life-long devotion:

Himself.

 

[LadiosSopp]

This is probably as good a thread to ask as any.

Where did the idea for Jimmy Hill come from, does anyone know?

Before I dwelled in the frozen north, I was indeed on the isle of Britain, so I am quite aware of who Jimmy hill is.

The only thing I can think is that esteemed fine highbrow publication “Viz” had a running gag of placing Jimmy Hill as a silent background character in crowds and the like within its pages.

I wondered if this was something that the troll behind this knew about.

I'm just going out on a limb here, but back in the day when Chris was just discovered on 4chan Jimmy Hill was used a fair amount in reaction images from what I recall. Having trouble finding some as an example but I'm positive it was him I'd see regularly used.

Edit - disregard. It was Massimo D'Alema reaction faces I was thinking of, sorry. I guess the only other thing I can think of is maybe people were trying to draw on Chris' enjoyment of British TV shows? That's about the only other connection I can think of.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm just going out on a limb here, but back in the day when Chris was just discovered on 4chan Jimmy Hill was used a fair amount in reaction images from what I recall. Having trouble finding some as an example but I'm positive it was him I'd see regularly used.

Edit - disregard. It was Massimo D'Alema reaction faces I was thinking of, sorry. I guess the only other thing I can think of is maybe people were trying to draw on Chris' enjoyment of British TV shows? That's about the only other connection I can think of.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

The illustrations are a nice touch.