Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[PhoBingas]

omg look they just caught a fucking gobliness trying to loot a store
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fuck goblins

Shit eh? I was wondering what happened to my ex wife!

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Hell even if the Russians for some unexplained reason gave the land back to Ukraine, I suspect almost everyone there would move to Russia if possible, or at least wouldn't stay in Ukraine.

All that land is fucked, both east & west of the Dnieper. Even if the fighting stopped today, nobody is going to be around to plant anything in fields full of unexploded ordnance. The population has fled, is fighting or dead; and any noncombatants are too old & stubborn to leave, are medical/technical specialists, media fags, war tourists, or types that glow like Chernobyl.

I expect there to be something like the Albanian diaspora only on a larger scale, and anyone in Donbas or Lugansk stuck behind the inevitable DMZ isn't going to have much choice on where they live. And probably not many Russians are able/willing to fix the devastation afterwards, nor will they want filthy refugees around at home either.

It seems like Russia has just willingly sewn a blasted & starving state to it's ass; one that'll finally bump North Korea, China, and Burma down on the list of mass deprivation.

Note: it'll be interesting to see if many able-bodied young adults return after hostilities end, and who they'll import to work the fields & ports. No doubt there'll be an influx of those used to conditions like that, which is one way the Turks could start taking back the Crimea.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/brunswick-man-injured-attack-ukraine-162323639.html

"It was pure logistical chaos," he said via text message. "It was unorganized and I felt like the chances of getting killed increased drastically. They were handing out 9-mm handguns with no ammunition.

This goes to show how incredibly effective those Kalibr missiles and those targeted strikes are.

The NATO countries are collectively stuffing all their weapons and ammo into Ukraine until they literally run out, and the redditor's consistently cant even get ahold of bullets in every interview.

It's a shame the soldiers are retarded and literally can't stop driving their tanks through cities alone.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

All that land is fucked, both east & west of the Dnieper. Even if the fighting stopped today, nobody is going to be around to plant anything in fields full of unexploded ordnance. The population has fled, is fighting or dead; and any noncombatants are too old & stubborn to leave, are medical/technical specialists, media fags, or types that glow like Chernobyl.

I expect there to be something like the Albanian diaspora only on a larger scale, and anyone in Donbas or Lugansk stuck behind the inevitable DMZ isn't going to have much choice on where they live. And probably not many Russians are able/willing to fix the devastation afterwards, nor will they want filthy refugees around at home either.

It seems like Russia has just willingly sewn a blasted & starving state to it's ass; one that'll finally bump North Korea, China, and Burma down on the list of mass deprivation.

Ukraine is probably going to be a high priority location for charities that specialize in unexploded munitions for the next decade or so. Between the two sides, they've probably already flung more explosives around than your average decade long African Civil war in the last month alone.

 

[Psychotron]

It's a shame the soldiers are retarded and literally can't stop driving their tanks through cities alone.

It's cause they play world of tanks on the russian side, and they have been mislead to belive their tanks are invincible! Like Ruskies think they have the fucking iron curtin button

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

It's cause they play world of tanks on the russian side, and they have been mislead to belive their tanks are invincible! Like Ruskies think they have the fucking iron curtin button

It's war thunder with the Russian bias lol

 

[AnOminous]

The NATO countries are collectively stuffing all their weapons and ammo into Ukraine until they literally run out, and the redditor's consistently cant even get ahold of bullets in every interview.

Maybe they've figured out the redditors are missile magnets and are just sending them places they can't get in the way too much.

 

[Psychotron]

It's war thunder with the Russian bias lol

I'm only part autistic. Maybe it was French bias in WoT.

I was really hoping the Reddit legion would have opted for the Katana, a warriors weapon and not need bullets.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It's cause they play world of tanks on the russian side, and they have been mislead to belive their tanks are invincible! Like Ruskies think they have the fucking iron curtin button

It's war thunder with the Russian bias lol

Both have Russian bias, having played both games.

Though having played on the North American servers, those morons are universal at this point, that love to lone wolf it and then get pwned.

 

[Sammich]

Keep in mind it was cunts in the Republican Party that kept on blocking it, if it wasn't for someone like Jon Stewart to use his media power to put giant pressure on them.

They should be getting them benefits without a time limit to begin with it, and I don't want to hear bullshit from all of those cuckservatives into "reducing government spending" since they have proven to be full of shit ever since Bush bailed out the banks and probably were before lol.

I put a ton of my hatred aside of Stewart when he started doing that. Good on him, everyone that voted against that should have been fuckign shamed to hell.

Here's a small little blurb, lee and rand paul were the only holdouts voting against. They cited worry with how to fund the bill and lack of oversight on the bill. Mitch McConnell actually kept his word on passing it as well.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen...s-fund-permanent-responders/story?id=64509545

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Predict treaty now

My prediction no disarmament but an agreement to not join nato or the eu, Donbas and the other place will be made into puppets( to be annexed via referendum in 4-10 years)
crimia will be recognized as Russian clay( not really but it will say it on paper) ,
show trials for azov and the returning of pows for both sides,
Ukraine can keep all the bombed out shitholes ( a gracious offer by vlad)
returning of citizens to their homeland (with added new separatists)
No or weak agreement not to just start the war again in 4-10 years
Zelenski has to step down and go into exile

That's way too generous for Russia they way they've been going. At most they'll be permitted to keep Crimea and even that seems suspect as there has been a mass exodus of Russians living there to the mainland since the war began. I suspect Russia might actually end up having to give up occupied Donbas seeing as a) it's practically a ghost region now anyway and b) a drain on the Russian economy and Russia probably can't afford any more of those unless they get a solid gain out of it.

Ukraine staying out of NATO might be an option, particularly since Zelensky himself noted that NATO doesn't actually want Ukraine in (contrary to what people were claiming that Ukraine is OK with not joining NATO) but Russia will likely have to put up and shut up about Ukraine joining the EU.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Maybe they've figured out the redditors are missile magnets and are just sending them places they can't get in the way too much.

Most of them are so retarded they're not even usable as cannon fodder.

 

[Wash away the rain]

>In fact, Dollars is actually continuing to rise right now
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The dollar has transcended base currencies it’s now a religion powered by belief .

 

[MrJokerRager]

I put a ton of my hatred aside of Stewart when he started doing that. Good on him, everyone that voted against that should have been fuckign shamed to hell.
Here's a small little blurb, lee and rand paul were the only holdouts voting against. They cited worry with how to fund the bill and lack of oversight on the bill. Mitch McConnell actually kept his word on passing it as well.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen...s-fund-permanent-responders/story?id=64509545

I guess that I see why Lee and Rand did vote that way, though I remember during the Obama years, the GOP apparently was fully absent for when that bill was brought up for a vote before and Jon Stewart went mad on his show about them wearing patriotism on their sleeves and then fucking over the 9/11 first responders.

As far as oversight goes lol, its been proven over 90 percent don't even read whatever they pass, so there could have been some insane "riders" in that bill.

 

[Psychotron]

Though having played on the North American servers, those morons are universal at this point, that love to lone wolf it and then get pwned.

I wonder if Ukraine is going to have a rocket-laucher violence problem like America has a gun violence problem.

Like how long until someone is robbed at rocket launcher point?

Cause that's the other problem with these Russian wargamers, is they just play games with the vehicles, like they're little models. But they forget IRL there are rocket launcher guys.
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[Aidan]

I wonder if Ukraine is going to have a rocket-laucher violence problem like America has a gun violence problem.

Like how long until someone is robbed at rocket launcher point?

Cause that's the other problem with these Russian wargamers, is they just play games with the vehicles, like they're little models. But they forget IRL there are rocket launcher guys.
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We've seen the rocket wont kersplode if you're too close so it's fine.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Actually, I just thought about it, but I'm calling it now. When this war is over, we will get Redditors demanding VA bennies and I'd give them fairly good odds of actually getting them.

 

[DumbDude42]

The NATO countries are collectively stuffing all their weapons and ammo into Ukraine until they literally run out, and the redditor's consistently cant even get ahold of bullets in every interview.

reddit volunteers are dead last on the priority list of who gets gear and ammo because they'll immediately desert and run back across the border to poland the second they feel threatened. giving these clowns any gear would just be a colossal waste of resources.
like, you could take random criminals out of ukrainian prison, hand them a couple rusty old AKs, and they'd be more reliable and useful than western volunteers.

 

[Aidan]

reddit volunteers are dead last on the priority list of who gets gear and ammo because they'll immediately desert and run back across the border to poland the second they feel threatened. giving these clowns any gear would just be a colossal waste of resources.
like, you could take random criminals out of ukrainian prison, hand them a couple rusty old AKs, and they'd be more reliable and useful than western volunteers.

To Ukraine's credit, they did that before any redditors arrived.

 

[Wash away the rain]

Actually, I just thought about it, but I'm calling it now. When this war is over, we will get Redditors demanding VA bennies and I'd give them fairly good odds of actually getting them.

Most of the worst ones died so you are only left with the good natured but retarded ones that and the actual psychos who wanted an excuse to kill for cash again. Ubote posters on the other hand are dead.