3/25/2022 - Alice claims Ralph date raped her while she was drunk. - 04/01/2022: Kino Kasino drops the messages...

Did Ralph date rape Alice?

  • Yes

    Votes: 534 70.3%
  • No

    Votes: 34 4.5%
  • Maybe??

    Votes: 192 25.3%

  • Total voters
    760
People have been convicted of rape with less evidence than this.
People have been cleared of rape with more evidence than this.
Nothing will come out of this.

Looking at the history of Ronnie, it'll take something stupid to land Ralph's fat ass in jail. Something like trespassing, being loud and assaulting someone with his hooves, but not this.
 
As much as it pains me to use the word 'academic' in the same sentence as Ethan Ralph, all of this is academic. It's the claim of a mentally unstable woman against a man of extremely low character. Any evidence is anecdotal or, at best, circumstantial. Given the two people involved, it's plausible, and that's about as far as it will go, unless more-concrete evidence comes to light. If Ethan Ralph face-raped an unconscious girl, then he probably got away with it. He 'won' or 'upgraded', or whatever other douchebag terminology he employs to describe his ascent to the summit of the faecal mound that he mistook for a mountain. In this case, the Gunt is soiled teflon. It's made from the same material they use in Portuguese waterparks to make the slides extra-slippery.

If karma is coming for Ralph, then it's approaching from a different angle.
I expect it will be one of those situations where it does its damage by coming back in sixth months during a different controversy to add fuel to the fire.
 
l8 as fuck, but, damn, PPP's face is just... fucked. Imagine having spent the past four years feuding with a fat wigger over him getting you kicked out of your church, and just when you thought it could not get more depraved then him impregnating a teenager, cheating on every woman he claimed to love, and using his child to gain donos for booze. You found out he might have raped a defenseless and vulnerable woman who was blackout drunk.
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"We knew that the aloging wouldn't be the same. A few alogs laughed, fewer alogs cried. Most alogs were silently awating updates on Pantsus twitter."
Then i remebered a verse from the christian bible:
"For I think that God has exhibited us apostles as last of all, like men sentenced to death, because we have become a spectacle to the world, to angels, and to men."
I then realised: "I am become grifter, destroyer of content"
 
In the other thread, our best guess was a Ruger EC9.

Makes sense because I think it's the cheapest of all the new-ish micro 9s.
Damn if that isn’t a catastrophe waiting to happen. No way she’s ever been shown how to safely work with a gun.

How’s the recoil on those things? Closest I’ve gotten to messing with my brother’s sig p365 at a range, which I didn’t like.
 
It's only a 9mm, but they're tiny and light little guns, so the recoil impulse is going to be pretty snappy no matter what you do.

The best thing to do is to go to a range and get used to it, which I'm sure she'll never, ever do.
I have a buddy who carries one and swears by it. Not sure if it is the same as the EC9S but it is a Ruger compact 9MM. Very similar model. I have put a mag through it and the recoil is what you would expect but it doesn't kick back as hard as my own Taurus 9mm. It's probably a decent starter pistol for someone who isn't insane.
 
I have a buddy who carries one and swears by it. Not sure if it is the same as the EC9S but it is a Ruger compact 9MM. Very similar model. I have put a mag through it and the recoil is what you would expect but it doesn't kick back as hard as my own Taurus 9mm. It's probably a decent starter pistol for someone who isn't insane.
Yeah, I've got a Smith & Wesson Shield Plus which I like a lot.

It's hard to go wrong with any of those new micro-compacts.
 
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Dear God, look at this trifecta of absolute autism incarnate in aylawgging. Alice, Gator and @MWV. I don't even know who's thread this should go in. XandraRoz was the Merge Baby after all, remember? Now that she's born the End Times are truly upon us with these kinds of stars aligning. This is the Gunt's Three Witches right here. Remember the witches? 'Double double toil and trouble/Fire burn and cauldron bubble'
 
Assuming she has actually sucked his dick, I only have one question: Why hasn't she killed herself?
She 💯 sucked the Memphis Micro.

Why would she so adamantly deny it because of his utterly disgusting visage, only to recant and say she did do it.

Obviously, her mouth has been on his diminutive pecker - the question is whether she could consent.

Ralphamale Top Tip:
Sex is valuable, it's why a Ralphamale can pay money to bump up his numbers with black prostitutes.

If you buy a bitch enough booze, drugs, cigarettes and Amazon wishlist items you've already paid for the service - you're just taking what you're owed!
 
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