The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[I swear she's 18]

I would like to know the source for “Roche” being short for “Rochelle.” Is it real, or just conjecture from the filmmakers?

I want to know how we got Dick from Richard.

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

I want to know how we got Dick from Richard.

Richard > Rick > Dick

 

[Jason Wynn]

It’s ok as a normie introduction to Chris, but doesn’t offer anything new or substantial to anyone else.

That Chris impression is god awful though. Sounds more like a bad impression of Droopy Dog or Truman Capote than Chris.

Hoping the unused Megan footage will be shown but I’m not holding my breath

 

[FightenGnome]

Hoping the unused Megan footage will be shown but I’m not holding my breath

It's become a bit of a Holy Fail in its own right, but I expect it to be underwhelming if it does exist. Try to remember someone you knew from 10 years ago that you don't like. Unless Megan is a good storyteller and shares stories that are unique, it will be something more along the lines of "I thought he was weird, but harmless" but said in many more words.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Am I the only who thinks this would be a lot less critical of Chris if he didn't get locked up for smashing grey box?

I get the feeling this has been re-worded to be more critical of chris,. I don't mind it but it feels slightly off...

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

It's a pretty cringe card game at that. If the title or Chris' introduction are anything to go by, it's basically about cartoon characters dating and hooking up in a variety of situations to create the ultimate fantasy love story?

I think what makes it particularly crappy is that it's "unrestricted" in its couplings. If you were to design a game like that, mechanically, you'd probably have something like family groups and a separation of male/female cards for difficulty and restrictions. If the whole expressed purpose of said game is to create the ultimate sexy scenario or "ship" where two characters go out, there needs to be something titillating about the story being created. Having Goku and Gohan fuck after training at Kami's place isn't that.

Of course, we all know that's not the purpose of the game. The purpose of the game is to create lesbian fantasy stories about your favourite cartoon ponies from the show regardless of family or age so degenerate cloppers can masturbate to it later, not accidentally creating an interesting story through random card draws.

honestly...
what the world expect of a game created and promoted by the brony fandom

 

[FinnSven]

I'm just going out on a limb here, but back in the day when Chris was just discovered on 4chan Jimmy Hill was used a fair amount in reaction images from what I recall. Having trouble finding some as an example but I'm positive it was him I'd see regularly used.

Edit - disregard. It was Massimo D'Alema reaction faces I was thinking of, sorry. I guess the only other thing I can think of is maybe people were trying to draw on Chris' enjoyment of British TV shows? That's about the only other connection I can think of.

Ok, it’s just a really strange guy to reference.

Aside from saying kind of odd meaningless things about football, “Footballs a funny old game and absolutely anything can happen in those ninety minutes” , he was famous for having his massive chin.

I don’t know about US sport pundits, so I can’t give an example of who he would be “like”, but basically someone who is more famous than he deserves to be and not really as smart as he pretends to be.


If it had been Jimmy Savile, however, that could have led to a sinister and terrible saga.

 

[TayandYou]

Hoping the unused Megan footage will be shown but I’m not holding my breath

Highly doubt it, this was pure speculation based on the trailer, which included footage of him drawing ripped from the trailer of the cancelled doc with Megan.

Seeing how it was just a random shot in a compilation of other Chris footage, I doubt there's much to it, the editor who pieced together the trailer probably doesn't even know the significance of that footage.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I got the Megan footage right here for you.

 

[GypsyBard]

I want to know how we got Dick from Richard.

I think I heard someone explain this to me
Basically it was a combination of trends involving a person's name
So back in the day kind of like a nickname they would shorten your name so Richard became ric
Later on they did a whole thing where your short name would be rhymed with something else so Ric became dick
After a while the whole shortening names thing left popularity but the last bit stayed so Richard became dick

 

[deeman]

I always thought his Eyetoy were from the PS2.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

It’s ok as a normie introduction to Chris, but doesn’t offer anything new or substantial to anyone else.

That Chris impression is god awful though. Sounds more like a bad impression of Droopy Dog or Truman Capote than Chris.

They should have left the impression alone as Geno was smart enough to not irate the listening audience doing that.

 

[AmnasLord]

As a person who really enjoys documentaries especially Ken Burns ones, how many would watch something like that with actual production values and interviews? I know this is a stretch but interviewing Barb's family members or Bob's family members and such. Would people watch? I would also assume much of the "hilarity" would have to be trimmed down to make it palatable for the general public.

EDIT: I would also add how many on this forum would actually come out and interview saying "My name is John Smith and I am the user JohnSmit001 on KiwiFarms" or "What I really attempted when I was trolling/weening/observing Chris-chan is ...."?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's a pretty cringe card game at that. If the title or Chris' introduction are anything to go by, it's basically about cartoon characters dating and hooking up in a variety of situations to create the ultimate fantasy love story?

I think what makes it particularly crappy is that it's "unrestricted" in its couplings. If you were to design a game like that, mechanically, you'd probably have something like family groups and a separation of male/female cards for difficulty and restrictions. If the whole expressed purpose of said game is to create the ultimate sexy scenario or "ship" where two characters go out, there needs to be something titillating about the story being created. Having Goku and Gohan fuck after training at Kami's place isn't that.

Of course, we all know that's not the purpose of the game. The purpose of the game is to create lesbian fantasy stories about your favourite cartoon ponies from the show regardless of family or age so degenerate cloppers can masturbate to it later, not accidentally creating an interesting story through random card draws.

Of course Chris would make the cards about fantasy love - the motherfucker can't get sex off of his smooth, putty brain.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

As a person who really enjoys documentaries especially Ken Burns ones, how many would watch something like that with actual production values and interviews? I know this is a stretch but interviewing Barb's family members or Bob's family members and such. Would people watch? I would also assume much of the "hilarity" would have to be trimmed down to make it palatable for the general public.

EDIT: I would also add how many on this forum would actually come out and interview saying "My name is John Smith and I am the user JohnSmit001 on KiwiFarms" or "What I really attempted when I was trolling/weening/observing Chris-chan is ...."?

I mean, look at The Civil War. Everyone from then is dead, so they just have actors read off text that we have from back then. The only interviews are with historians. A Ken Burns-style documentary about Chris could just have readings of chat logs and field reports and stuff, with the only interviews being Christorians.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I mean, look at The Civil War. Everyone from then is dead, so they just have actors read off text that we have from back then. The only interviews are with historians. A Ken Burns-style documentary about Chris could just have readings of chat logs and field reports and stuff, with the only interviews being Christorians.

Not ENTIRELY true.

First couple of American Civil War confederate vets giving their best Rebel Yell for the camera is damn well chilling to listen to.

Imagine that you were a northern Unionist conscript advancing on an empty green forest with mist covering the ground, and you hear that Celtic-inspired scream coming from ahead of you. 10-1 you'd fudge your jockeys, and bolt, son!

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Not ENTIRELY true.

First couple of American Civil War confederate vets giving their best Rebel Yell for the camera is damn well chilling to listen to.

Imagine that you were a northern Unionist conscript advancing on an empty green forest with mist covering the ground, and you hear that Celtic-inspired scream coming from ahead of you. 10-1 you'd fudge your jockeys, and bolt, son!

Well yeah, and there's footage of Chris too. What I meant is that all of these people are dead and there's no original interviews made for the documentary other than with historians.

 

[FightenGnome]

Of course Chris would make the cards about fantasy love - the motherfucker can't get sex off of his smooth, putty brain.

I actually watched a let's play of the game the other day and I have to say, it's a worse game than I thought. In fact, bizarrely enough, Chris' "Expansion Packs" are more wholesome than what the base game offers. At least Chris' goal cards are about getting a group together to yell at hasbro, as opposed to the base game where you have a goal of hooking up a character with a genderbent version of themselves.

The idea of writing a story through a card game is a pretty good one, especially if it's supposed to be about short-fanfics and not silly stuff like Cards Against Humanity. It's a shame however that's it's used to create situations where a dude is getting lucky pierre'd by a dick girl in a threesome with a genderbent version of himself. That situation is probably only worth like 2 points too.

The MLP community truly is a cancer.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It be interesting in any of the remaining parts, Barb would be featured. Imagine being interviewed before your own son sexually assaults you?

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

It be interesting in any of the remaining parts, Barb would be featured. Imagine being interviewed before your own son sexually assaults you?

I think I saw that video... but everyone was speaking Japanese