DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[David Davidson]

Just doing a quick look into this coffeezilla guy and hey, maybe he would cover the Phil shit... but it seems like he covers crypto/NFT scams mostly. He did a video about Ice Poseidon back in January but that was also for a crypto scam so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 

[Corpun]

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>due to the camera

This retard still won't rotate or lock onto enemies and pay attention to his surroundings. The best parts are when he runs away to heal and doesn't keep the camera on the enemy to know what they're doing. Everything off screen doesn't exist according to his gin soaked brain.

Wow what is this thing .......He’s just like that stupid soundbox of his it's just 6 phrases thrown out there with no fucking passion

It's amazing that thing hasn't broken yet. I wish it would.

Ive added future colonoscopy fundraiser to the possible future sagas in my mind

You really think Phil would let a doctor probe his ass?

akes him an authority in all of tekken, and every fighting game

Wasn't he displaying that in the background until recently after the Keem rant? I wonder if he saw people mocking him for it.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Just doing a quick look into this coffeezilla guy and hey, maybe he would cover the Phil shit... but it seems like he covers crypto/NFT scams mostly. He did a video about Ice Poseidon back in January but that was also for a crypto scam so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

I've followed Coffeezilla for a few years since he exposed prince ea's "college" scam. He is purely a crypto/nft/finacial guru/business type channel. Like i said a few pages back he very likely only followed dsp because of the oscars tweet, so long as influencers keep promoting scams he has plenty to focus on.

Unless he uncovers something about phil that we missed.

 

[Sup3r]

It's like he can't read, like he's a literal mentally handicapped adult or at the very least legitimately stupid. Sony even addressed the reasoning behind not wanting to release games day 1 on the service.

He is amazing though when he's not being Phil Tannen all his takes are either like Billy Madison explaining the industrial revolution or "guys hot take, water is wet" "phil, technically water makes things wet" "shut up stupid that has nothing to do with what I said you marhan"

It's likely he's just bitter that he still has to spend his 70 bucks to get PS day one views instead of being able to spend it on gacha.

His insulting people when he gets corrected is just him wanting to be the smartest pig in the room on al subjects ever.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Las word on the CZ stuff. This is the kind of stuff he deals with;

Phil is small time compared to this. For Coffee to do a dsp video would be like a homicide detective investigating someone shoplifting a Mars bar.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Las word on the CZ stuff. This is the kind of stuff he deals with;
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Phil is small time compared to this. For Coffee to do a dsp video would be like a homicide detective investigating someone shoplifting a Mars bar.

Ya'll are reading too much into the Coffeezilla connection, dude is just looking for some Elden Ring strats.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Honestly, he could start with the DSP Savings and Loan thread. That has a summary of the major financial pieces, including monthly estimates of income for like 3 or 4 years. There's also dedicated threads to the bankruptcy and links in the S&L thread to specific discussions of stuff like federal tax estimates (that turned out to be pretty close) and so on.

Dude could also just ask around, tbh, and get the big pieces of interest.

The Twitter people should just be linked the “LOOK OUT IT’S A BLACK WOMAN COMING AT YOU AAAAH” clip, that’s be enough for any other content creator

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Just doing a quick look into this coffeezilla guy and hey, maybe he would cover the Phil shit... but it seems like he covers crypto/NFT scams mostly. He did a video about Ice Poseidon back in January but that was also for a crypto scam so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Mutahar likes to laugh at Phil and is annoyed by his scams. He is also friends with Coffeezilla.
While unlike to happen, asking to expose a long scam couldn't hurt. Since Phil's scams made him at least 120,000$ yearly, for the past several years.
However we would have to send our best, and not someone that makes Phil look sane.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Honestly, he could start with the DSP Savings and Loan thread. That has a summary of the major financial pieces, including monthly estimates of income for like 3 or 4 years. There's also dedicated threads to the bankruptcy and links in the S&L thread to specific discussions of stuff like federal tax estimates (that turned out to be pretty close) and so on.

Dude could also just ask around, tbh, and get the big pieces of interest.

I like Coffeezilla, I could see him doing a video on Dave just going over how fucked his finances are. He does vids on scams of all types and I think Dave making 100K+ a year while crying poor would fit his channel.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

someone that makes Phil look sane.

is that possible?

actually nevermind, OIC and supercrazy both make phil look sane

 

[Jasper2K]

Mutahar likes to laugh at Phil and is annoyed by his scams. He is also friends with Coffeezilla.
While unlike to happen, asking to expose a long scam couldn't hurt. Since Phil's scams made him at least 120,000$ yearly, for the past several years.
However we would have to send our best, and not someone that makes Phil look sane.

@Piece of Peace would be your guy then imo

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

The Twitter people should just be linked the “LOOK OUT IT’S A BLACK WOMAN COMING AT YOU AAAAH” clip, that’s be enough for any other content creator

He banned me on my main but I ended up linking the "slap a kid" clip which is just as bad.

Considering I tend to sleep through a lot of his evening streams because...why the fuck would I want to watch him when I could watch a friend get white girl wasted on her drawing tablet, I usually rely on clippers for his stupidity.

The whole discussion on bits and superchats is kind of ridiculous in a few ways and shows how little he treats streaming as a job; even when I started as a hobby I did SOME research on the platforms I would use. He's been doing this for 13 years, ideally he should know more than some fucko who started 2 years ago.

Bits cannot be talked about as currency because...well, they aren't currency. They only even represent USD which then has to get converted into local currency as part of a payout. I have to check with international friends on this but calling Bits an actual currency is basically a criminal act because it could be considered counterfeiting or forgery. That seems the most likely reason, but you are still basicallg buying a ticket item to use on the service, which would be cheering/sound playback/special emotes...what have you. Point is, calling it a currency is highly illegal which is why nobody can say they have value...because they don't.

How the fuck does he not know what is okay by YT standards to talk about for monetary reimbursement? This reinforces the idea that he just skims through the contracts he signs for shit like this without reading them and it makes his outrage at the partnership removal seem like less of him exaggerating and more him just not fucking reading what he signed. It was all there, black and white, clear as crystal.

Then there's his statement about using the tip money he gets today "on things tomorrow." Regardless of his current spending habits since we all know he plays gacha daily, but how exactly did this fucker survive when he was working regular jobs? Last I checked, most office jobs pay biweekly and retail pays weekly. The only time he hss ever worked a job that paid per diem is when he started streaming, and even then the monthly payouts would be bigger for years before the paypal tips started rolling in. He always says he maxed out cards when he was younger going to tournaments, but I'm thinking he maxed them out on basic amenities and never learned how to budget for anything.

 

[We Are The Witches]

He banned me on my main but I ended up linking the "slap a kid" clip which is just as bad.

You're in Twitter's domain now, his joke about the black woman will deal 1.5 + chance of critical damage, read the tutorials.

Doesn't matter which one you personally think is worse, it's all about perspective when you're exposing something shocking to a particular group, if you want a reaction to be taken.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It's amazing a crime against humanity that thing hasn't broken yet. I wish it would.

You really think Phil would let a doctor probe his ass?

As long as the doctors isn't female, he's married d00d.

read the tutorials.

To quote Phil: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah"

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

That's already been replied and quote-tweeted back to it.

Also today we have clout chasing round 2 - Playstation edition
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In classic DSP fashion his take is wrong, it's only PS3 games that are available as cloud streaming..

• A catalog of beloved classic games available in both streaming and download options from the original PlayStation, PS2 and PSP generations

DSP shits on something, story at 11.

Not going at you for posting it, it's just how depressingly routine it is.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I hate this new thing he does where he goes "Let me get your thoughts. Let me know what you think. I want to know YOUR feedback."
No he doesn't he just wants any excuse for engagement. Trying to bait comments.
He reminds of guys that get ghosted by a women and send 20 texts trying to get a response.
"Did you see X?"
"Remember when we did X?"
"Hey did you hear about this thing?"
"I know you like X so tell me about it?"

You know what? I'm sperging. This is totally NATURAL and ORGANIC engagement.

 

[NursezillaX]

Idk if this has been mentioned because a lot of pages have been added talking about his tweet, and I really can't read them all. This video is almost 24 hours old so it's pretty much old news when it comes to Phil, but it really pissed me off and I have to rant a bit about it.

At 4:15 of this video if the time stamp doesn't work, he does the thing that probably most genuinely makes me mad to where I wish he faced consequences and think that it sucks that he doesn't.

It's his speculation about why Twitch doesn't want streamers referring to bits as having a monetary value. He starts by saying that 'this is just speculation' and then basically goes on to say it's because they're committing all kinds of fraud and skirting types of regulation. Basically saying they're committing a crime.

When I think of all the times he's gone on and on about 'heresy' and 'defamation' against him, talking about 'taking a nugget of truth and then building a lie around it', all the times he's said that non-criminal shit people did to him were 'crimes' and that he could sue them or they could literally go to jail, etc., hearing him do this pisses me tf off.

It's not the only time he's done it. Go back not that far to him accusing an Amazon driver of trying to steal his shit, only delivering it after they thought they were going to get caught. There's plenty of other examples too. For all his holier than thou bullshit about 'slander', 'defamation', and a dozen other ways he talks about people lying about well documented things he's said and done, this really is one of the grossest and most hypocritical things that he does.

https://youtu.be/qCzVztl2deg&t=4m15s

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I hate this new thing he does where he goes "Let me get your thoughts. Let me know what you think. I want to know YOUR feedback."
No he doesn't he just wants any excuse for engagement. Trying to bait comments.
He reminds of guys that get ghosted by a women and send 20 texts trying to get a response.
"Did you see X?"
"Remember when we did X?"
"Hey did you hear about this thing?"
"I know you like X so tell me about it?"

You know what? I'm sperging. This is totally NATURAL and ORGANIC engagement.

This is literally Phil making his audience be the creative force behind his content. He is absolutely creatively bankrupt. Just the other day I noticed that he was baiting guesses for his “next big idea” and thinking wow, I wonder if this motherfucker actually has zero idea what to do and wants his audience’s guesses to be ideas for him. I absolutely wouldn’t put it past him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Idk if this has been mentioned because a lot of pages have been added talking about his tweet, and I really can't read them all. This video is almost 24 hours old so it's pretty much old news when it comes to Phil, but it really pissed me off and I have to rant a bit about it.

At 4:15 of this video if the time stamp doesn't work, he does the thing that probably most genuinely makes me mad to where I wish he faced consequences and think that it sucks that he doesn't.

It's his speculation about why Twitch doesn't want streamers referring to bits as having a monetary value. He starts by saying that 'this is just speculation' and then basically goes on to say it's because they're committing all kinds of fraud and skirting types of regulation. Basically saying they're committing a crime.

When I think of all the times he's gone on and on about 'heresy' and 'defamation' against him, talking about 'taking a nugget of truth and then building a lie around it', all the times he's said that non-criminal shit people did to him were 'crimes' and that he could sue them or they could literally go to jail, etc., hearing him do this pisses me tf off.

It's not the only time he's done it. Go back not that far to him accusing an Amazon driver of trying to steal his shit, only delivering it after they thought they were going to get caught. There's plenty of other examples too. For all his holier than thou bullshit about 'slander', 'defamation', and a dozen other ways he talks about people lying about well documented things he's said and done, this really is one of the grossest and most hypocritical things that he does.

https://youtu.be/qCzVztl2deg&t=4m15s

He phails to realize he is complicit as he accepted funds from those 'illegal activities'.

 

[grump]

So I'm no Twitter algorithm expert so someone fill me in.

Obviously its not for his stunning insights so how does phil keep getting consistent if occasional tweets that go semiviral? Is he just in this weird place where theres a confluence of factors like having a certain amount of followers and boosters and making a ton of hot takes that causes the algorithm to favor him in people's feed? Do other Dlist celebrities tend to have as many 'viral tweets'?

Just curious after seeing him jerk himself off again over his latest pearl of wisdom getting attention.