Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Associate Rick]

You have a comprehensive understanding of Patrick S. Tomlinson, but your omissions are just fucking glaring, you little baby child. He's an obscenely gay and extremely fat retarded retard. He also raped me in 2002, and I'm a fourteen year old black man.

Just be thankful you didn't end up in the pepperoni.

 

[NotFatChild]

It is always very conspicuous to me that these retards never include a single perfect movie from the hundred or so years of cinema before they became a teenager. Sort of how they also think the Foo Fighters somehow represent a pinnacle in the rock and roll that Patrick will never allow to die with dignity

They've never watched a movie older than they are, is why.

I'd be shocked if fatty had even seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off simply because he would have only been a few years old when it came out.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

>Perfect movies
>Zero Dark Thirty
>Do The Right Thing

who are these people

My favorite movies are in no particular order

>Moonlight
>Get Out
>Hook
>Black Panther
>The Shape of Water

And any movie Zelensky has been in.

 

[Ophelia]

Talking of movies, a comedy about a hapless egotistical wanna be writer and his battle with the lovable scamps who tease him online could be fun. Pat might be the cow who lends himself to that kind of thing the best because he’s not (officially) mentally ill, on the spectrum, or a protected class (trans/woman/poc). He’s the only kind of person it’s OK to make fun of right now, but he actually deserves it.

Also I just realized that he’s fat and fat comedians are funny

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Talking of movies, a comedy about a hapless egotistical wanna be writer and his battle with the lovable scamps who tease him online could be fun. Pat might be the cow who lends himself to that kind of thing the best because he’s not (officially) mentally ill, on the spectrum, or a protected class (trans/woman/poc).

In What About Bob?, Richard Dreyfus as Dr. Leo Marvin is the pompous asshole who is hated even by his family and doesn’t realize it. The ending where he’s a babbling mess in full-time psychiatric care is the best possible outcome for Patty.

@Caverlock I could read his old forum posts for hours; they are pure lolcow gold. Please do keep sharing any gems you come across.

Imagine how much Pat got bullied in school. However bad it was, it was far too mild.

 

[moocow]

Anybody who doesn't include Spaceballs in their All-Time Top 5 is a humorless, unsophisticated faggot unworthy of further consideration or attention.

A Darth Vader look-alike angrily shouting "fuck, even in the future nothing works!" is the pinnacle of human comedic achievement and there is little hope that the current or even upcoming generations of comedians will ever surpass its surreal purity.

 

[TreeFortRichardsTCell]

Anybody who doesn't include Spaceballs in their All-Time Top 5 is a humorless, unsophisticated faggot unworthy of further consideration or attention.

A Darth Vader look-alike angrily shouting "fuck, even in the future nothing works!" is the pinnacle of human comedic achievement and there is little hope that the current or even upcoming generations of comedians will ever surpass its surreal purity.

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

 

[instythot]

Anybody who doesn't include Spaceballs in their All-Time Top 5 is a humorless, unsophisticated faggot unworthy of further consideration or attention.

A Darth Vader look-alike angrily shouting "fuck, even in the future nothing works!" is the pinnacle of human comedic achievement and there is little hope that the current or even upcoming generations of comedians will ever surpass its surreal purity.

I see these lists and get confused because I'm dead certain that Cool Hand Luke still exists and yet Patrick has listed a Robin Williams film that isn't that good even when comparing it only to other Robin Williams films

 

[ShinyStar]

I see these lists and get confused because I'm dead certain that Cool Hand Luke still exists and yet Patrick has listed a Robin Williams film that isn't that good even when comparing it only to other Robin Williams films

Fat likes Hook because it vindicates his lifestyle of never maturing or making anything of lasting value in his life.

 

[Maude Snew]

Anybody who doesn't include Spaceballs in their All-Time Top 5 is a humorless, unsophisticated faggot unworthy of further consideration or attention.

A Darth Vader look-alike angrily shouting "fuck, even in the future nothing works!" is the pinnacle of human comedic achievement and there is little hope that the current or even upcoming generations of comedians will ever surpass its surreal purity.

I can't enjoy that movie as much as I used to after seeing the animated series. Do not ever look it up. Also Blazing Saddles is better than Spaceballs anyway fight me.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

patrick. if you want your blue checkmark restored you must stop acting like a child.
every day the twitter support lesbians are laughing at you.
they click send on another template rejection letter
then slap their beefy thighs in merriment as you publicly seethe on the platform they police.
they probably use the word "impotent" to mock you.
only a court order will reveal the truth patrick.
you must sue twitter.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Correct me if I'm wrong, I do not believe this has been posted yet. Found another forum, this one isn't too interesting from my brief comb through. This is from Cosmoquest, a forum about space and astronomy. It is definitely Pat, same manner of oinking and the same K signature.
Kempesh on Cosmoquest.org [Archive]

In this post, Pat gives his idiotic take on climate change which is immediately shot down by smarter minds on the forum. Pat also reveals he has spent a lot of time arguing on other forums about climate change. I wonder if we could find these? [Archive]

Included this one purely because he managed to spell three words wrong in the same post and I find that funny. [Archive]

 

[A Sunset]

In this post, Pat gives his idiotic take on climate change which is immediately shot down by smarter minds on the forum. Pat also reveals he has spent a lot of time arguing on other forums about climate change. I wonder if we could find these? [Archive]View attachment 3125312

Further proof that Fat has always looked for fights with random anons. Well you got your dream Pat, a protracted battle with a dedicated group of detractors. Are you happy, you fat piece of shit?

Also faggots shitlibs like him are what make online (or IRL) discourse unbearable. I agree on like half of lib takes on principle, but they’re so fucking smug about it, and shitheads like Pat think they’re so fucking smart parroting talking points they barely understand to “own” the other team.

As if you understand climate change Pat. Are you a scientist? We can read your books, you’re a fucking retard. Why are you going from forum to forum picking fights about complicated things you don’t even fully grasp in your precious free time? He’s never had a life. No wonder his first, better wife dumped his ass - he’s completely impossible to respect.

Fatrick is fat.

 

[AnOminous]

It is always very conspicuous to me that these retards never include a single perfect movie from the hundred or so years of cinema before they became a teenager.

I don't think I have a single favorite movie in a year starting in 2.

Also I just realized that he’s fat and fat comedians are funny

Unfortunately, the only man who could possibly have captured Rick's retardation, Chris Farley, is dead. RIP.

 

[instythot]

I don't think I have a single favorite movie in a year starting in 2.

Unfortunately, the only man who could possibly have captured Rick's retardation, Chris Farley, is dead. RIP.

I think Steve Coogan in a fat suit could manage it by tweaking Alan Partridge

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I'm surprised Patrick didn't put How to Train Your Dragon on his favorite movies list. He named both of his gay soulless lizards after dragons from the movies and he said he tested his ugly boxy wife by making her watch it on one of their first dates to see what kind of person she was.

 

[Beavis]

You've all been advised to stop contacting Patrick. Continuing to do so constitutes felony harassment.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I think Steve Coogan in a fat suit could manage it by tweaking Alan Partridge

that's grossly unfair on Alan Partridge

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

People who sign their posts should be gassed

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

People who sign their posts should be gassed

How else will we know who wrote it child?