Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[The Foldless Brain]

Toei sweating rn because they won't be able to sell dragon ball z shit due to the z

It's not like Super could get any worse if they did a season where Goku invaded Ukraine.

 

[White_N]

Sum more Lukashenko edits talking about Ukraine preparing missiles and stuff:
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Luka is just old and wants to tell the stories of his life to young people.

Here is Putin commanding the shelling of Mariupol.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Russia could in fact have run out of everything twice now and are retreating with their tail between their legs after suffering the worst defeat in modern military history(please ignore Vietnam) This is true.

Or.. they are doing what they have continued to say they are doing and execute their strategy to achieve the goals they have stated. I guess time will tell, but seeing as no matter what happens the lying liars who lie will spin it as a victory for the US somehow I'm sure that after Russia gets everything they stated they wanted people in this thread will still call it a failure. The effect of propaganda is amazing.

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[MrJokerRager]

Some of those countries views on Russia I can get, like the polish for example, but some of those shock me. What the hell is going on in Denmark for them to have that negative of a view of Russia?

This might be the reason.

Russia threatens to aim nuclear missiles at Denmark ships if it joins NATO shield

 

[Narcotics]

Tell me frens, is your country on russia's official shit list?
"The list includes the United States and Canada, the EU states, the UK (including Jersey, Anguilla, the British Virgin Islands, Gibraltar), Ukraine, Montenegro, Switzerland, Albania, Andorra, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, San Marino, North Macedonia, and also Japan, South Korea, Australia, Micronesia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Taiwan(lol)"

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

This might be the reason.

Russia threatens to aim nuclear missiles at Denmark ships if it joins NATO shield

Ok, yeah, that would definitely do it.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Tell me frens, is your country on russia's official shit list?
"The list includes the United States and Canada, the EU states, the UK (including Jersey, Anguilla, the British Virgin Islands, Gibraltar), Ukraine, Montenegro, Switzerland, Albania, Andorra, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, San Marino, North Macedonia, and also Japan, South Korea, Australia, Micronesia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Taiwan(lol)"

Too bad about Montenegro. Guess no more cheap wine. At least it's warm there in the winter.

 

[Frail Snail]

It's not like Super could get any worse if they did a season where Goku invaded Ukraine.

And this is to go even further beyond (Moscow)! Next, on Dragon Ball Zelensky.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Tell me frens, is your country on russia's official shit list?
"The list includes the United States and Canada, the EU states, the UK (including Jersey, Anguilla, the British Virgin Islands, Gibraltar), Ukraine, Montenegro, Switzerland, Albania, Andorra, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, San Marino, North Macedonia, and also Japan, South Korea, Australia, Micronesia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Taiwan(lol)"

Putler acknowledged Ukraine is a country. He's cucked out and will abdicate imminently.

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

Tell me frens, is your country on russia's official shit list?
"The list includes the United States and Canada, the EU states, the UK (including Jersey, Anguilla, the British Virgin Islands, Gibraltar), Ukraine, Montenegro, Switzerland, Albania, Andorra, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Norway, San Marino, North Macedonia, and also Japan, South Korea, Australia, Micronesia, New Zealand, Singapore, and Taiwan(lol)"

Hungary is on the list, as the gov allowed NATO teams to be here. No weapon transfer to Ukraine through the country allowed though, kind of strange.

 

[Mr Processor]

U.S. training Ukrainian troops in Poland, Biden seems to reveal​

"President Joe Biden appeared to reveal that the U.S. is training Ukrainian forces in Poland — stating for the first time since the war began that American troops are actively teaching Ukrainians to fight and kill Russians."

On March 22, Jake Sullivan denied that Americans were “currently” training Ukrainians.
"On the question of U.S. troops, we do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine. We do, of course, have U.S. troops defending NATO territory, providing reassurance to our Allies, deterring Russian aggression. "

 

[Meat Target]

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U.S. training Ukrainian troops in Poland, Biden seems to reveal​

"President Joe Biden appeared to reveal that the U.S. is training Ukrainian forces in Poland — stating for the first time since the war began that American troops are actively teaching Ukrainians to fight and kill Russians."

On March 22, Jake Sullivan denied that Americans were “currently” training Ukrainians.
"On the question of U.S. troops, we do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine. We do, of course, have U.S. troops defending NATO territory, providing reassurance to our Allies, deterring Russian aggression. "

Meh, that was kind of a poorly-kept secret.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

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U.S. training Ukrainian troops in Poland, Biden seems to reveal​

"President Joe Biden appeared to reveal that the U.S. is training Ukrainian forces in Poland — stating for the first time since the war began that American troops are actively teaching Ukrainians to fight and kill Russians."

On March 22, Jake Sullivan denied that Americans were “currently” training Ukrainians.
"On the question of U.S. troops, we do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine. We do, of course, have U.S. troops defending NATO territory, providing reassurance to our Allies, deterring Russian aggression. "

Was it intentional, or did Punch Card Grandpa say the quiet part out loud again? Can't imagine how exhausting it must feel to be Biden's tard wranglers. At least with Yeltsin you could distract him with a drink or a pair of tits.

 

[Narcotics]

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U.S. training Ukrainian troops in Poland, Biden seems to reveal​

"President Joe Biden appeared to reveal that the U.S. is training Ukrainian forces in Poland — stating for the first time since the war began that American troops are actively teaching Ukrainians to fight and kill Russians."

On March 22, Jake Sullivan denied that Americans were “currently” training Ukrainians.
"On the question of U.S. troops, we do not have U.S. troops currently training Ukrainians. We do not have U.S. troops on the territory of Ukraine. We do, of course, have U.S. troops defending NATO territory, providing reassurance to our Allies, deterring Russian aggression. "

Joey probably had a brain fart moment and spilled out the beans, why is it that the president and burger gov have different statements about the same thing? First with the burgerton having to come out and say "no we don't want to dethrone putin pls" after joe had a white teenager emotional moment and now this.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

Balalaikas are ridiculous, have a high-pitched tinny sound and should be relegated to the dusbin of history together with banjos and ukuleles.

I beg to differ. When in the right hands...

 

[MrJokerRager]

Ukrainian army at their best again.

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Azmilitary1

Ukrainian Nazi Nationalist Army have a Russian soldier captive: The sadistic nazis phone his girlfriend and tell her that they are going to castrate her boyfriend and where they should send his testicles...This is why Banderistan should be denazified

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Any Russian soldiers that think about surrendering, are just better off pulling a last stand and taking as many hohols with them to purgatory at this point.

I noticed no captured Chechens so far.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I beg to differ. When in the right hands...

Балалайкой еще переебать можно, у нее два острых угла.

You can also use it as a weapon, it has two sharp corners.

 

[White_N]

Russia could in fact have run out of everything twice now and are retreating with their tail between their legs after suffering the worst defeat in modern military history(please ignore Vietnam) This is true.

Or.. they are doing what they have continued to say they are doing and execute their strategy to achieve the goals they have stated. I guess time will tell, but seeing as no matter what happens the lying liars who lie will spin it as a victory for the US somehow I'm sure that after Russia gets everything they stated they wanted people in this thread will still call it a failure. The effect of propaganda is amazing.

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You're a fool! It's obvious that the Russians are fighting with only half a machine gun and zero bullets for four people. And they stop enemy tanks by throwing recruits under them in the hope that they will spoil the tracks. This is a sophisticated doctrine learned in the Soviet Union. And they don't need any food as they feast upon infants in occupied territories.


Now give me my karma, Chud.

 

[Simpadoo]

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Except lose. God forgives, the world does not.

 

[Matt Damon]

Was it intentional, or did Punch Card Grandpa say the quiet part out loud again? Can't imagine how exhausting it must feel to be Biden's tard wranglers.

The best ones are where he says something insane during a press conference, his handlers later "clarify" his statement, and then he directly contradicts their clarification in the next press conference.