Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

i'd start selling a bunch of nukes to countries in the americas, just to watch everybody in washington shit their pants in terror when they realize that mexico, guatemala, venezuela, etc. are suddenly nuclear powers

This is probably my favorite idea as it reverse UNOs US fuckery in Ukraine.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

i'd start selling a bunch of nukes to countries in the americas, just to watch everybody in washington shit their pants in terror when they realize that mexico, guatemala, venezuela, etc. are suddenly nuclear powers

That's a massive violation of the non proliferation treaty, and every single country that has the capability to make nukes would immediately start. Japan, Poland, South Korea, and more would immediately start nuclear programs. Plus if one of those countries you sold them to actually used them, there would be a very good chance that it would open you up to a reprisal attack.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Not just militarily, in terms of media coverage America has done a full 180 and decided that the next hysteria sensation issssssssss...........

Covid.
Again.
As in there's 0% top news about Ukraine anymore, the ukraine war ticker has been replace with the covid shit again, etc. etc.
The top billing being about how we can't afford Vaccines.
Because being put in lockdown because we're too poor is apparently a good look in terms of media coverage.

The neoliberals and neocons failed to sell a war as expected lol.

 

[White_N]

There are a lot of cat lovers here, so here is some wholesome content from Telegram.

Спасибо, что я больше не кiт / Thank you that I'm not a kit(cat in Ukrainian) anymore

 

[derpherp2]

The neoliberals and neocons failed to sell a war as expected lol.

More like sabre-rattling by a bunch of impotent boobs is useless when it came out you're the one that started the war in the first place (for anyone that bitches about HURR HURR RUSSIA GO WAR ANYWAYS, tell me - what was the point of making Ukraine fake going to NATO). Especially when Putin decided to jump off script or some shit idfk.

After orchestrating the dumbfuck shit that is the Afghanistan Evacuation.
And then getting held in contempt by Parliament.
And then going with oil sanctions as your response to an invasion after EVERYONE disagreed with it, and you expected them to follow said sanctions after they said no, and then shocked_pikachu_face.tiff'd when India decided to ignore the sanctions nobody agreed to anyways by buying minor amounts of oil.
AFTER letting Big Pharma rake it all in by fucking everyone else in the global stage.
AFTER some other shit I can't be bothered to remember because that's like what, 4 years worth of events?

 

[Burgerasssand]

I think the balance is gonna shift in Russia’s favour now that they have shifted gears to the East. Urban brawling in Kiev is cool and makes for good media coverage for the Ukrainians but full on warfare on the Steppes is something completely different that I don’t think the Ukrainians can win, even with the spring thaw.
Also there is probably gonna be a lot less videos since the East is so rural and isolated.
EDIT: Also lmaoing at that Russian nigger from Germany on Twitter talking about how Russian soldiers have never seen asphalt before.

 

[kuuu]

Might as well repost some as usual:
Dead Russian soldier, supposedly a marauder.

Spoiler: NSFW

Some news from that Korean guy that got BTFO'd by his country, some shady stuff:


Capture of LDNR soldiers:

Dead Ukrainian soldiers, supposedly Azov:

Spoiler: NSFW

That small cage on the right of the body usually means that this is the last floor in a commieblock.

Happenings heard in Kiev. Remember that they have new rules about footage that is allowed to be published:

Chechens being Chechens - Clearing a building in Rubizhne, Luhansk.

And on a lighter note, have a fanny pic:

- MoD decided to lower military activities on several fronts.
- Russian military activities?
- ...
- Russian?

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small disclaimer: shit I repost is from 2ch.hk as I've mentioned several times.
but posters there are grabbing fresh info all over telegram and rarely do they state the source.

 

[Hell on Earth]

I think the balance is gonna shift in Russia’s favour now that they have shifted gears to the East. Urban brawling in Kiev is cool and makes for good media coverage for the Ukrainians but full on warfare on the Steppes is something completely different that I don’t think the Ukrainians can win, even with the spring thaw.
Also there is probably gonna be a lot less videos since the East is so rural and isolated

It's not only open steppe. Ukrainian Donbass is littered with trenches, pillboxes and fortified cities and villages. It's literally the most heavily fortified position in Europe since the maginot line.

It will be a tough nut to crack.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Thread is slow so I'm going to do a poll of sorts.

Putin puts in you charge of the Russian Military, you can only do three major changes to how it runs and what it spends its budget on to make it a truly effective fighting force that could put up a half decent fight against all of the European armies combined like Russia thinks it can instead of struggling against a single former, dirt poor, satellite state.

Giant Communist Death Robot

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Giant Communist Death Robot
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What is that from, I must see more of it.

 

[kuuu]

There are a lot of cat lovers here, so here is some wholesome content from Telegram.

Спасибо, что я больше не кiт / Thank you that I'm not a kit(cat in Ukrainian) anymore
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There should be a joke about Russian кот going to Germany here somewhere.

 

[Borscht]

What is that from, I must see more of it.

Jakub Rozalski, Draws awesome Prussian mecha and Russian werewolves.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

That's a massive violation of the non proliferation treaty, and every single country that has the capability to make nukes would immediately start. Japan, Poland, South Korea, and more would immediately start nuclear programs. Plus if one of those countries you sold them to actually used them, there would be a very good chance that it would open you up to a reprisal attack.

To hell with a treaty violation at this point. If I were Russia.

 

[whothefuck]

Thread is slow so I'm going to do a poll of sorts.

Putin puts in you charge of the Russian Military, you can only do three major changes to how it runs and what it spends its budget on to make it a truly effective fighting force that could put up a half decent fight against all of the European armies combined like Russia thinks it can instead of struggling against a single former, dirt poor, satellite state.

shoot anyone who sucks mafia cock
refocus on specialised infantry
more demo corps as well

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

What is that from, I must see more of it.

Jakub Rozalski, Draws awesome Prussian mecha and Russian werewolves.

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And if you're into vidya games, Iron Harvest

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

To hell with a treaty violation at this point. If I were Russia.

No, that's not a treaty with just the US. It's with damn near every country on earth. Even China would be furious with Russia for breaking it. It opens up a thousand cans of worms. It would mean Russia would become a larger North Korea at best. Literally the entire world would cut you off for doing that.

 

[bread n circuses]

No, that's not a treaty with just the US. It's with damn near every country on earth. Even China would be furious with Russia for breaking it. It opens up a thousand cans of worms. It would mean Russia would become a larger North Korea at best. Literally the entire world would cut you off for doing that.

I’m not entirely sure about this. China is building up its nuclear arsenal and has recently started threatening to break the npt. IMO it’s somewhat inevitable that it’ll collapse in the long term.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

I’m not entirely sure about this. China is building up its nuclear arsenal and has recently started threatening to break the npt. IMO it’s somewhat inevitable that it’ll collapse in the long term.

They would be, because after it's been shattered to that degree, what's stopping the US from selling Vietnam and Taiwan nukes? The one thing nuclear powers don't want is more nuclear powers. Even the soviets refused to sell China nukes, and that was when they actually got along in the 50s.

 

[bread n circuses]

They would be, because after it's been shattered to that degree, what's stopping the US from selling Vietnam and Taiwan nukes? The one thing nuclear powers don't want is more nuclear powers. Even the soviets refused to sell China nukes, and that was when they actually got along in the 50s.

Yeah, the specific idea of selling nukes to South American countries would trigger a massive global security crisis. I was just making the point that China itself isn’t some bastion of support for non-proliferation.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Yeah, the specific idea of selling nukes to South American countries would trigger a massive global security crisis. I was just making the point that China itself isn’t some bastion of support for non-proliferation.

Oh God, if South America ever gets nukes, I give it like 10 or 15 years tops before they use them on each other. They're almost as bad as eastern Europe with grudges against each other.