Despite being a fat, embarrassing turbo tard no matter where she is, I have to give credit where it's due: Chantal has shown a serious level of moxie that I absolutely did not expect. I still cannot believe she followed through with even waking up in time to make it to the airport, never mind hitting the beach in Cuba and getting tipsy off rum punch in public.
Who is this cow, and what is she really made of?! Chantal, you chunk-assed bitch, I am feeling some admiration for you, mostly for achieving what your sistren in lard would, and could, never.
ETA: I understand this might be an alarm-clock comment and I am not saying anything groundbreaking; I am simply shocked that I feel this way. Never did I think it possible to have any admiration for this beast, EVER, no matter how grudging. What she is doing right now actually takes some courage. Fuck you, Chantal!