Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
StinkySnack said:
What the fuck? Is he trying to rap?

I'm positively insane. I'm vitamin D(rool).
I'm your soggy Colossal Crunch, don't be cruel.
I'm the persistent mosquito buzzing 'round your ear.
I'm your future restraining order convicted stalker shoot myself on your doorstep Russel Muthafuckin Greer.

FTFY Russ.
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That's incredible, but you can now think like Russ. Remember that saying about those who fight monsters.
 
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Meredith Swift said:
He loves referencing Red Bull in stuff, doesn't he? Is he hoping for a sponsorship? You'd think that much caffeine would give the little gremlin heart palpitations
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It's because energy drinks are "cool" and all the "cool" people drink them. Also it separates him from all those Mormons who are against caffeine.

But yeah. One of those and he'd be so full of nervous energy he'd try to vibrate through a wall.

Cilleystring said:
Ha Russell "Positive Energy" Greer lol good god almighty

Real positive energy with that stalking charge and all those restraining orders. And his lawsuits, just radiating positive energy inspiring everyone around him.
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Positive for him. Not positive for anybody else.
 
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StinkySnack said:
What the fuck? Is he trying to rap?
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Sir Dank-a-Lot said:
I’m like Red Bull for your brain
Totally fucking insane
Droppin’ a fiver in your Venmo
Gonna hook up wit’ dat hot ho
It’s gonna be an afternoon delight
After she learns about my plight
Russel Muthafuckin Greer. Out.
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Drowningman said:
Massive Cringe.. he is working on this new one he started to follow. Expect more attempts to woo this lady.View attachment 3127109View attachment 3127111
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Now all you have to do with that "poem" is attach a picture of Russ and below that write:

"If you don't send this to 10 people this hobgoblin is going to pop out from under your bed and kill you!"

The "you've attracted me" part seems like this woman is being cursed or haunted. Very spine chilling.
 
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It's a shame Russ isn't doing his "Piano Man" Billy Joel biopic, I wrote a theme tune for it:

It's nine o'clock on a Saturdy
There's a gimpy-faced man in the gym
Every Chad is his enemy
And everyone's laughing at him
He says "I'm gonna sue a celebrity"
"I don't know how the law goes"
"But I'll file pro se, and maybe one day"
"I'll get my dick wet in some hoes."

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
Use it to put the world right
We're all in the mood for hilarity
And we heard that your head's getting tight

Now Ariana's a superstar
Russ waited in line for three hours
But when Russhole's turn came, the outcome was lame
He couldn't even give her some flowers
So Russ decided to sue her now
To make her meet him in court
But the Judge there was based and told Russ to his face
That inflicting blue balls ain't a tort

Taylor Swift was the next in line
To turn Russel's life into hell
She won't play his sing-song or suck him his ding-dong
So Russ tried to sue her as well
He wanted a date and some sexy time
For all of the cheap gifts he bought
But how can he deserve her, he can't even serve her
And the case got thrown out of court

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
About how hot girls don't like nice guys
They don't like his stare, or the fact that his hair
Has more grease than a burger and fries

Now Joshua Moon owns the Kiwifarms
Russ sent him a Cease and Desist
Josh just said "screw him", so Russ tried to sue him
Russ lost and now he's really pissed
He's stalking the Thots off of Instagram
He praises their hot lady humps
He's such a nice guy, but they never reply
Causing Russ to grow Trauma Lumps

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
With your legal and songwriting pen
Bring them all to rights, and resolve all your plights
And get laughed at all over again
 
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Spunt said:
It's a shame Russ isn't doing his "Piano Man" Billy Joel biopic, I wrote a theme tune for it:

It's nine o'clock on a Saturdy
There's a gimpy-faced man in the gym
Every Chad is his enemy
And everyone's laughing at him
He says "I'm gonna sue a celebrity"
"I don't know how the law goes"
"But I'll file pro se, and maybe one day"
"I'll get my dick wet in some hoes."

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
Use it to put the world right
We're all in the mood for hilarity
And we heard that your head's getting tight

Now Ariana's a superstar
Russ waited in line for three hours
But when Russhole's turn came, the outcome was lame
He couldn't even give her some flowers
So Russ decided to sue her now
To make her meet him in court
But the Judge there was based and told Russ to his face
That inflicting blue balls ain't a tort

Taylor Swift was the next in line
To turn Russel's life into hell
She won't play his sing-song or suck him his ding-dong
So Russ tried to sue her as well
He wanted a date and some sexy time
For all of the cheap gifts he bought
But how can he deserve her, he can't even serve her
And the case got thrown out of court

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
About how hot girls don't like nice guys
They don't like his stare, or the fact that his hair
Has more grease than a burger and fries

Now Joshua Moon owns the Kiwifarms
Russ sent him a Cease and Desist
Josh just said "screw him", so Russ tried to sue him
Russ lost and now he's really pissed
He's stalking the Thots off of Instagram
He praises their hot lady humps
He's such a nice guy, but they never reply
Causing Russ to grow Trauma Lumps

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
With your legal and songwriting pen
Bring them all to rights, and resolve all your plights
And get laughed at all over again
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I feel like Captain Jack would suit Rusty far better than Piano Man. Oddly enough, I started reading it with the tune of Captain Jack before I realized it was Piano Man.
 
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Spunt said:
It's a shame Russ isn't doing his "Piano Man" Billy Joel biopic, I wrote a theme tune for it:

It's nine o'clock on a Saturdy
There's a gimpy-faced man in the gym
Every Chad is his enemy
And everyone's laughing at him
He says "I'm gonna sue a celebrity"
"I don't know how the law goes"
"But I'll file pro se, and maybe one day"
"I'll get my dick wet in some hoes."

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
Use it to put the world right
We're all in the mood for hilarity
And we heard that your head's getting tight

Now Ariana's a superstar
Russ waited in line for three hours
But when Russhole's turn came, the outcome was lame
He couldn't even give her some flowers
So Russ decided to sue her now
To make her meet him in court
But the Judge there was based and told Russ to his face
That inflicting blue balls ain't a tort

Taylor Swift was the next in line
To turn Russel's life into hell
She won't play his sing-song or suck him his ding-dong
So Russ tried to sue her as well
He wanted a date and some sexy time
For all of the cheap gifts he bought
But how can he deserve her, he can't even serve her
And the case got thrown out of court

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
About how hot girls don't like nice guys
They don't like his stare, or the fact that his hair
Has more grease than a burger and fries

Now Joshua Moon owns the Kiwifarms
Russ sent him a Cease and Desist
Josh just said "screw him", so Russ tried to sue him
Russ lost and now he's really pissed
He's stalking the Thots off of Instagram
He praises their hot lady humps
He's such a nice guy, but they never reply
Causing Russ to grow Trauma Lumps

Write us a song, you're the Incel man
With your legal and songwriting pen
Bring them all to rights, and resolve all your plights
And get laughed at all over again
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Fucking brilliant 👌🏻
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
The "you've attracted me" part seems like this woman is being cursed or haunted. Very spine chilling.
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The creepiest thing about Russ is how oblivious he is to how off-putting he comes across. "You've attracted me" sounds quite stalkerish to anyone with a drop of social intelligence. This thread, hell, this forum could not exist, and Russ would still have to pay for sex and have a history of being hit with restraining orders, and frivolous lawsuits. Another site would have picked up on him because he doesn't know he should at least TRY to present the image of a normal person. The thing that makes Russ so fascinating to watch is that everything that's happened to him he brought on himself. We just point and laugh. The one exception was the Katy Perry's assistant troll, and even then, he made that video on his own.
 
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Blood attracts mosquitos, doesn’t mean anyone wants them around.
Horrifically, for him it’s any pussy available from 9s and 10s.

He definitely needs new glasses, not just because they’re all wonky; looking at his past “conquests” (he definitely sees them as such), they’re not what I would call 7s for the most part. Nothing against the women he crawls around on top of, merely that its either his standards, or his eyesight.
 
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