Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Chandler Bing said:
Apparently the same as boogie2988

They all seem to want a Frank Hassle to try and look tough for the internet.
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Just to build on this, but people in this thread are really overcomplicating why Ethan is fantasizing about shooting a home invader and bragging about owning a gun. Its the same reason Boogie constantly "brags" about pointing a gun at hassle, they are weak loser dumbasses who fantasize about getting petty revenge on their "detractors" and finally achieving manhood.

Like all things in their lives, they look for quick and easy shortcuts to what they want. They want to look manly because they are quite frankly the complete opposite of the traditional idea of men, with only some fags and trannies truly beat them out (and I emphasize some), and believe owning and or using a gun is all they need to do it.

Much like all the surgeries, pills and shots they poison their bodies with in a desperate attempt to fix their issues, that is not the way to solve their core problems. Owning a gun and fantasizing about shooting somebody doesn't make them look like a man, in fact it makes them look exactly like the children they are mentally.
 
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Chilson said:
Owning a gun and fantasizing about shooting somebody doesn't make them look like a man, in fact it makes them look exactly like the children they are mentally.
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There's always people challenging online personalities to debates or boxing matches. Why not challenge dumb gun fucks to shoot 10 rounds at the range?
 
Retink said:
Due to the colors and font I thought the shirt said "Eddy". That guy kind of looks like an Eddy as well.

I also like her normal vision more than the generic street ware. Not because it's necessarily good, but there's something interesting about how garish that dress is she's wearing. There's probably a way to make something that hodgepodge actually work, though I doubt she has the skill.
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I do get what she was going for, something like this
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But to quote John Waters, there's good bad taste and bad bad taste. In order to understand bad taste, you must have very good taste. You need to understand the rules in order to break them effectively. Hila lacks that level of creativity - she's been caught wholesale ripping off designs before.

I could maybe forgive Teddy Fresh if they were trying to go for artsy weirdo clothes and were just bad at making them, but that was a one off dress. Most Teddy Fresh clothing is just streetwear with children's designs plastered on, or straight up ABDL fetish nightmare.
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Particle Bored said:
Its not an M1014 in the video. The one in the video is a pump. And yeah, no semiauto shotguns with pistol grips allowed in Cali, and Ethan ain't buying out of Deshawn's trunk.
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Benelli M1014.
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Benelli M1014 and Mossberg 500.
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Mossberg 500.
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The both have what look like collapsing stocks so I can understand the confusion, but the the M4 is unmistakeable: the Benelli thumb trap clearly visible on the bottom, the pistol grip shape and texturing, and the two-piece forearm in combination with the barrel/magazine make the profile clear.
 
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Velanna said:
Remember that one time when people were thinking keem fucked her
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I mean if we're really going to get into it. she does seem like someone you could convince to fuck. look who shes married to, just in general what woman would marry some crazy fat immigrant who sells drugs back in his homeland? like unless she was using him for US citizenship it would be an obvious bad plan. we all know she hung out with whoever Ethan hung out with. so it would have been very easy to sweet talk the uggo into a quick tryst. seriously you really think Ethan sweet talks his wife? just having a body fat percentage under 20% and giving her any attention at all and she'll be bent over for you in minutes.

100% she probably fucks around on Ethan, for one its already been established he can't get it up. plus cheating in general is common in both la and with jews, the matriarchal lineage stuff basically incentives it in a way. its probably more of a marriage of convincence at this point. And Another Thing......up until teddy fresh took off she was basically the housewife, just there to provide for ethan, she'd be fucked if he left her. he had all the power. now she makes all the money, the staff and most of what makes up their current friend group probably likes her more, she clearly has more leverage. what does ethan really provide for her, so she could very easily justify fucking the gardner or nanny or literally any person that gives it a shot.
TheAnimeRetard said:
Speaking of having sex with Hila, Hila looks like having sex with her would be like having sex with a dead fish.
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people never answered this when i asked earlier, but seriously why was her brother jealous of her back when they were all still in israel? obviously the e-fame and fashion career it makes sense, but up until she met Ethan she doesn't seem like she was super amazing even by rural israeli standards.
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
Benelli M1014.
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Benelli M1014 and Mossberg 500.
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The both have what look like collapsing stocks so I can understand the confusion, but the the M4 is unmistakeable: the Benelli thumb trap clearly visible on the bottom, the pistol grip shape and texturing, and the two-piece forearm in combination with the barrel/magazine make the profile clear.
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Yup. My bad, I was looking at the Mossberg, didnt watch enough to see the M4.

So yeah... Wonder how he got the ASSAULT WEAPON.
 
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Well, the stock is fixed from the factory so it isn't actually in violation. The pistol grip is 100% legal because it doesn't have a stock that collapses from the factory, and Ethan doesn't strike me as somebody who knows he could replace the recoil tube to turn the gun into a California felony.

He might be in 922(r) violation over the magazine extension, but that's federal and nobody gives a shit about that to make it a punitive matter than I'm aware of (yet).
 
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trolol123 said:
This dude has either somehow grown to another level of laziness or he is dropping dead soon.

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"whatever is going on with my body" he says, as if the combination of his status as a developing deathfat, the stress of being a public retard on the internet, having two young children, and watching his internet business decline every day is just too incomprehensible to understand.

Maybe he should ask Joe Rogan for some health advice.
 
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trolol123 said:
This dude has either somehow grown to another level of laziness or he is dropping dead soon.
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He can afford quality healthcare. I doubt he kicks the bucket any time soon. I do, however, suspect as he further loses control of his vices his quality of life will continue to deteriorate. I suspect that's been a major contributor to his turn for the mean-spirited over the years and I suspect that will only continue.
 
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It's funny to me that he wont just let his crew do the show without him. Obviously he's afraid that people will like the show the same/more without him, but with them being practically main cast members at this point it would seem like the logical thing to do to keep the money train and content train on-going.

Also, posting that picture without any context or information is such concern baiting it's gross. He knows it's going to be reposted and shared endlessly (especially as an attack on him), he has the opportunity to both provide context, clarity, and comfort to his fans while also dismissing the conspiracies of his hayders but instead he chooses the dumbest and most clickbaity option to drive up concern and engagement. Just a blurry IV of most likely a vitamin drip as that what's they give everyone who's feeling sick enough to get to a hospital and beg for treatment.

If I had to guess, it's stress, lack of sleep, lack of water, and being a deathfat. People love to blame everything else besides the obvious for their problems - Sad!

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Tathagata said:
"whatever is going on with my body" he says, as if the combination of his status as a developing deathfat, the stress of being a public retard on the internet, having two young children, and watching his internet business decline every day is just too incomprehensible to understand.

Maybe he should ask Joe Rogan for some health advice.
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Don't forget how he loves to take meds his doc gives him and doesn't read instructions or the labels like when he was caking that shit on his arms one time and he did too much.
 
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