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that would be a really surprising turn for the deathfat death pool for sure.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
- Thread starter Strine
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- Sep 23, 2021
Mae is a toothless, maybe alcoholic, lunatic. She's more upset Nads and all these morons are living a better life than her. And yeah, Canada has a shit ass legal system. Don't expect them to prioritize your alleged rape. They let a fucker cannibalize a man on a GreyHound bus go free after a short stint in a mental institute and all the murdering mother fuckers from the US run there to not be sent back and face possible execution. No one cares, Mae. If you didn't insert yourself in this bullshit you wouldn't be in this situation. DeeDeeMegaDooDoo is gonna find that out soon too. Stop being desperate hos for an emaciated half-toothed horse.
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2019
REECAP of DINNER IN CUBA! (2022/03/30):
NO SING!
Chantal is snacking on a Big Turk - there's no buffet, she didn't make reservations at a restaurant, she's been voice noting her friends and family for hours! She bought three of these for HERSELF and then a bunch of other chocolate for the staff here in Coobeeza.
"I don't want to eat Italian food in CUBA WHAT THE FUCK!"
So About Nader Time: 00:02:01.03
NO SING!
Chantal is snacking on a Big Turk - there's no buffet, she didn't make reservations at a restaurant, she's been voice noting her friends and family for hours! She bought three of these for HERSELF and then a bunch of other chocolate for the staff here in Coobeeza.
"I don't want to eat Italian food in CUBA WHAT THE FUCK!"
Chantal has decided in her infinite grace to not only unblock everyone, but really, she's getting a little sick of all the blocking and muting. (
) She has a weird audience, it's MIXED. A HUGE AUDIENCE OF TROLLS! They make her laugh so she doesn't want to get rid of them permanently. The Holy Faggity of Moderators need to calm down, is what she's politely trying to say.
Sofa King is attempting to justify why he should keep the wrench but Chantal is explaining how he and she need to be MORE UNDERSTANDING! People have their ups and downs! Look just knock it the fuck off. () We're still going to the club and YES we are wearing THE.BLACK.DRESS. With this wig:
No. Wait. Never. Not going to the bar in this! We will try on different wigs and GRWM COOBEEZA EDITION!
Now ladies, if you have FUPA issues. Wear Spanx:
And a high quality push-up brazier:
"And you're good to go man!"
You can even DANCE IN SPANX!
Rat Face Not Included in purchase price. $2,000 CAD.
The VIB finally seem to have calmed the fuck down and realized maybe they should be Beezin' with the Buffalo of Gainteau instead of whinging about all the things Chantal should be doing as an adult. TIME TO HOOK UP AT THE CLUB!
Maybe this hat is better than the other. "I can't see shit". Maybe this would be appropriate for DINNER. Maybe a wig? Ugh this is so hard! Why isn't the buffet opened? Oh WELL WHO CARES! We are having FUN! She thought there was a dinner appropriate beanie! Just need to find it! NO SING!
The beanie has not been found but the coverup has. People keep trying to clean the room. SCP-400# does not want the room clean. There is already too much sanitation here. The horde of fruit flies that attempted international travel in her Kenneth Cole carry on are already struggling to adjust. Let's put on some dinner makeup. THIS IS NOT CLUB MAKEUP! That's later!
This was part of a birthday gift from a wonderful someone who doesn't want to be named. Revlon high shine Berry Bliss. GET FUCKED GRAMMAR POLICE NO WRENCH FOR YOU!
A troll asks Chantal if she knows what a harem is: "Uh I don't even know". NO SING! "When I sing I DON'T SING TO ANYBODY!" X. "I know you think I do." Nader song.
How about this beanie!? Does it look cute!? Maybe earrings! No, no, maybe the other beanies. Gosh!
This one will work we just need lashes and mascara! Where is that mascara!? Do we put on lashes? NO SING! Maybe we wait to tonight. SO MANY CHOICES! Agh!
What about these? Are they okay? No. You know what no. Just no.
More makeup will fix this. The VIB are tearing Chantal apart for not matching and she wants to cover her head. She cannot find the Good Vibes hat. It's so disappointing. Where the heck is it?
Now we're just having fun! () "Even when I lose, I'm winning" ()
We are going to eat and we are going clubbing! Dinner first! Pace your Beezin! Put on those LASHES! Chantal is about to go out and have some fun. Ashley and Sofa King are not happy they lost their wrenches. THIS IS ABOUT CHANTAL!
Chantal cannot get her lashes working, she put on a mismatched set. This is frustrating her. "I HATE DOING THINGS THAT ARE ANNOYING"
"There!"
SCP-400# has far less trepidation at leaving the room. We are down the stairs, we are outside, we are speaking in broken Spanglish.
"I look snatched" Ma'am...
There are children playing. SCP-400# is having an ACTUAL CONVERSATION! About children! About the beach and the grass and the cray things kiddos do! Vacation!
Chantal has made it inside. She sees a person she knows! She wants to know where dinner is, they are going out and Chantal has to book the ala carte' the two ladies she has been chatting with are advising her on how to book and worrying over Chantal. They are all being warm and acting like human beings. This is not a simulacrum of humanity. They are exchanging small talk. It's 6:30pm! The ladies are going to the Italian restaurant at 8:30! Chantal is initiating conversation. She is giggling and laughing honestly. I'm scared.
Let's go find dinner! The ladies are back! They are letting her know she should see a show! They are experienced with this resort and trying to make sure Chinny has a grand time. () They are genuinely excited that Chantal is going out tonight. She accidentally wanders into the bar.
That guy, he totally wants her. "I'm a bad bitch" tteeeehheeehheee.
They LIED TO HER! There is a buffet! A lady is playing piano! Chantal is momentarily overwhelmed and pays a genuine compliment.
WHO ARE YOU!?
Chantal asks to be seated somewhere a little private so she can stream and hide the food she is surely craving.
Cold ice water to drink and oh god we need to move! The sun is hot! THE SUN! Nemesis!
There! That's better! The waiter looks like he's 11! Tee-hee! Omegle callback on how she doesn't want to see...!
Let's get some food! NO SING! "Foodieee beautyyy'ssss backk in businessss!" Fine. "Back in busiineessss"
<TECHNICALGUNTICULTIES>
) She has a weird audience, it's MIXED. A HUGE AUDIENCE OF TROLLS! They make her laugh so she doesn't want to get rid of them permanently. The Holy Faggity of Moderators need to calm down, is what she's politely trying to say. Sofa King is attempting to justify why he should keep the wrench but Chantal is explaining how he and she need to be MORE UNDERSTANDING! People have their ups and downs! Look just knock it the fuck off. (
) We're still going to the club and YES we are wearing THE.BLACK.DRESS. With this wig:
No. Wait. Never. Not going to the bar in this! We will try on different wigs and GRWM COOBEEZA EDITION!
Now ladies, if you have FUPA issues. Wear Spanx:
And a high quality push-up brazier:
"And you're good to go man!"
You can even DANCE IN SPANX!
Rat Face Not Included in purchase price. $2,000 CAD.
The VIB finally seem to have calmed the fuck down and realized maybe they should be Beezin' with the Buffalo of Gainteau instead of whinging about all the things Chantal should be doing as an adult. TIME TO HOOK UP AT THE CLUB!
Maybe this hat is better than the other. "I can't see shit". Maybe this would be appropriate for DINNER. Maybe a wig? Ugh this is so hard! Why isn't the buffet opened? Oh WELL WHO CARES! We are having FUN! She thought there was a dinner appropriate beanie! Just need to find it! NO SING!
The beanie has not been found but the coverup has. People keep trying to clean the room. SCP-400# does not want the room clean. There is already too much sanitation here. The horde of fruit flies that attempted international travel in her Kenneth Cole carry on are already struggling to adjust. Let's put on some dinner makeup. THIS IS NOT CLUB MAKEUP! That's later!
This was part of a birthday gift from a wonderful someone who doesn't want to be named. Revlon high shine Berry Bliss. GET FUCKED GRAMMAR POLICE NO WRENCH FOR YOU!
A troll asks Chantal if she knows what a harem is: "Uh I don't even know". NO SING! "When I sing I DON'T SING TO ANYBODY!" X. "I know you think I do." Nader song.
How about this beanie!? Does it look cute!? Maybe earrings! No, no, maybe the other beanies. Gosh!
This one will work we just need lashes and mascara! Where is that mascara!? Do we put on lashes? NO SING! Maybe we wait to tonight. SO MANY CHOICES! Agh!
What about these? Are they okay? No. You know what no. Just no.
More makeup will fix this. The VIB are tearing Chantal apart for not matching and she wants to cover her head. She cannot find the Good Vibes hat. It's so disappointing. Where the heck is it?
Now we're just having fun! (
) "Even when I lose, I'm winning" ()We are going to eat and we are going clubbing! Dinner first! Pace your Beezin! Put on those LASHES! Chantal is about to go out and have some fun. Ashley and Sofa King are not happy they lost their wrenches. THIS IS ABOUT CHANTAL!
Chantal cannot get her lashes working, she put on a mismatched set. This is frustrating her. "I HATE DOING THINGS THAT ARE ANNOYING"
"There!"
SCP-400# has far less trepidation at leaving the room. We are down the stairs, we are outside, we are speaking in broken Spanglish.
"I look snatched" Ma'am...
There are children playing. SCP-400# is having an ACTUAL CONVERSATION! About children! About the beach and the grass and the cray things kiddos do! Vacation!
Chantal has made it inside. She sees a person she knows! She wants to know where dinner is, they are going out and Chantal has to book the ala carte' the two ladies she has been chatting with are advising her on how to book and worrying over Chantal. They are all being warm and acting like human beings. This is not a simulacrum of humanity. They are exchanging small talk. It's 6:30pm! The ladies are going to the Italian restaurant at 8:30! Chantal is initiating conversation. She is giggling and laughing honestly. I'm scared.
Let's go find dinner! The ladies are back! They are letting her know she should see a show! They are experienced with this resort and trying to make sure Chinny has a grand time. (
) They are genuinely excited that Chantal is going out tonight. She accidentally wanders into the bar.
That guy, he totally wants her. "I'm a bad bitch" tteeeehheeehheee.
They LIED TO HER! There is a buffet! A lady is playing piano! Chantal is momentarily overwhelmed and pays a genuine compliment.
WHO ARE YOU!?
Chantal asks to be seated somewhere a little private so she can stream and hide the food she is surely craving.
Cold ice water to drink and oh god we need to move! The sun is hot! THE SUN! Nemesis!
There! That's better! The waiter looks like he's 11! Tee-hee! Omegle callback on how she doesn't want to see...!
Let's get some food! NO SING! "Foodieee beautyyy'ssss backk in businessss!" Fine. "Back in busiineessss"
<TECHNICALGUNTICULTIES>
We're back!
First course acquired.
There is beautiful piano music playing.
Memory by Andrew Lloyd Weber is playing and it's beautiful and romantic and she loves the fish here!
Mmm so good.
"THIS IS FEESH!"
"MMmMmmMmMMMMmm so fresh!" She thinks it's fresh? Is it? Maybe it's frozen!? This makes no sense. The fish is delicious! Chantal asked for change, she cannot continue tipping $20 at a time and couldn't get those smaller bills earlier. She is going to show us the next plate! Time to SING ALONG WITH THE PIANO!
A large group of people are drunk and start singing along with the song! CHANTAL IS EXCITED! "Someone's drunk!" Get him! Chantal has found someone at the buffet who will break down her bills into $5 increments. Fantastic!
Chantal has spilled orange Fanta down her top!
Alright enough! Let's go look at the buffet. No wait. Maybe wait a few minutes. Someone might be watching. Her favorites are all the things she has eaten already today except the eggs. Fuck those eggs.
Look at this buffet!
The pianist is playing All of You and Chantal is going to CRY! She never sings for anybody though. X. Wait there's a big line for something maybe we can POWER THROUGH:
A Prosciutto FOuntaIN!
Chantal does not like the fact she cannot serve herself. She will have "A big salad" Gunrar hungers. Chantal is trying to speak some Spanish, it's horrific. () She is also resisting crying at the pianist's lovely rendition while ordering this salad.
Awkward.
Salad acquired we need to get the fuck out of the buffet and back to the table! Engage Super Hurple!
Phew!
The music has changed to a gentle moderato. It sounds like Brahm. "NO I am not going home early" () The piano is distorted and may be out of tune. Regardless this is much better. Healthy salad. Scrolling through the chat. "I wanna have fun tonight! I think there's a show tonight at like 9:30!"
<Snip Hot in Cuba cause It's HOT>
Mumtal misses Goodboi Peetz. The music has changed to Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen (RIP) and the drunk guy is singing it! GET HIM!
A baby has smiled at Mumtal. She is so excited. The pianist does not actually know Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen and should be drawn and quartered. Tomorrow morning -
<DUDE SINGING>
Tomorrow Chantal is getting that fucking ala carte dinner! First though peek-a-boo!
WHERE IS CHANTAL!?
Chantal is getting full. X. She is going to potentially go film the pianist. It's so pretty! Live music! This is clearly not Chantal. This thing. This SCP-400# allegedly loves: fruit, vegetables, BABIES!? While during the break she was watching Just Breezin' the voice is soothing. She respects that they did join her Patreon and made that known and only took clips! That's fair! It's these other people! The ones who are so MEAN! They are the problem!
Let's go get some FRUIT! She makes sure Louis knows she is just getting FRUIT! She isn't leaving! Getting some guava, and the pink one! "Maybe dos?" and a banana! She is getting the hang of this!
Mmm papaya!
"Banana ooo naa naa" I hate you all.
"mmMMmMmM" That guava though!
Heavy blankets, hot showers, they're so calming. She is really loving this baby!
"He didn't like ratface"
<Snip Chantal Sperging about Her Anxiety>
Things are suddenly less chill. The darting eyes have returned. SCP-400# was doing well. "Let's go hit that Cuban bar where that hot guy was making drinks!" Louis is back to make sure she had a good time. The VIB are also confused and insisting that Chantal must be high. They are not sure who this person is either. Look! This is fine! She wants to order a TRADITIONAL drink at the bar! She wants to look good! "Strawberry daiquiri!!!"
Mojito? Paloma? You know what let's get a BEER! Let's go to the beach and have a BEER! Chantal thought that Cerveza Beer was good, she has learned that cerveza is the word for beer. Whatever though! WE SHOULD BE GETTING READY! OH EM GEE! It's 7:30! Entertainment starts at 9:30! Wait. Snacks? Let's get snacks!
Chantal is going to get her shit in gear, figure out that mental health assessment, get her platforms handled. She appreciates us! "You see a lot of people saying, 'Oh I wonder if she's going to do things for her Beezers?', Yeah I am going to do things for my Beezer's!" X. Our Lady of Lokma is contemplating getting a cigar. For real though - guava EVERY DAY. Chantal isn't stressing about her weight but she is trying, little things like this. Eating better. The thought of eating fake sugar. Ma'am you started this stream with a candy...
Nader got her on that healthy food kick! Reset her taste buds! It's a good thing she can take away from their time together. X. "Not to talk about him...I just have a taste now for natural foods!"
"Actually I could go for a McChicken right now"
We're getting out of here. She needs to get out of here.
TIME TO HIT THE BAR!
Chantal finds out that this is a pina colada and she is excited. Maybe later though we have to get ready!
So anyway about LOUIS THE WAITER! "So as I was saying, there's uhm...For me, it's not always about looks. The waiter was short. Did you see him? And probably the least attractive of all the ones I've flirted with so far...but he's the one I like the most. There's something about him that reminds me of Bibi." It's not romantic though, he looks REALLY young. Cougertal on the prowl.
Lewis...
The Internet isn't great in the room but we need to get there. The sun already set. Look we will do it tomorrow. The VIB are upset. They want to do all the things right NAO! Chantal is walking up the stairs, she is tired, she has been walking everywhere. In. The. Sun. That's okay though because it's nice now! Time to go to the room and change and get readyyyy!
First course acquired.
There is beautiful piano music playing.
Memory by Andrew Lloyd Weber is playing and it's beautiful and romantic and she loves the fish here!
Mmm so good.
"THIS IS FEESH!"
"MMmMmmMmMMMMmm so fresh!" She thinks it's fresh? Is it? Maybe it's frozen!? This makes no sense. The fish is delicious! Chantal asked for change, she cannot continue tipping $20 at a time and couldn't get those smaller bills earlier. She is going to show us the next plate! Time to SING ALONG WITH THE PIANO!
A large group of people are drunk and start singing along with the song! CHANTAL IS EXCITED! "Someone's drunk!" Get him! Chantal has found someone at the buffet who will break down her bills into $5 increments. Fantastic!
Chantal has spilled orange Fanta down her top!
Alright enough! Let's go look at the buffet. No wait. Maybe wait a few minutes. Someone might be watching. Her favorites are all the things she has eaten already today except the eggs. Fuck those eggs.
Look at this buffet!
The pianist is playing All of You and Chantal is going to CRY! She never sings for anybody though. X. Wait there's a big line for something maybe we can POWER THROUGH:
A Prosciutto FOuntaIN!
Chantal does not like the fact she cannot serve herself. She will have "A big salad" Gunrar hungers. Chantal is trying to speak some Spanish, it's horrific. (
) She is also resisting crying at the pianist's lovely rendition while ordering this salad.
Awkward.
Salad acquired we need to get the fuck out of the buffet and back to the table! Engage Super Hurple!
Phew!
The music has changed to a gentle moderato. It sounds like Brahm. "NO I am not going home early" (
) The piano is distorted and may be out of tune. Regardless this is much better. Healthy salad. Scrolling through the chat. "I wanna have fun tonight! I think there's a show tonight at like 9:30!" <Snip Hot in Cuba cause It's HOT>
Mumtal misses Goodboi Peetz. The music has changed to Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen (RIP) and the drunk guy is singing it! GET HIM!
A baby has smiled at Mumtal. She is so excited. The pianist does not actually know Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen and should be drawn and quartered. Tomorrow morning -
<DUDE SINGING>
Tomorrow Chantal is getting that fucking ala carte dinner! First though peek-a-boo!
WHERE IS CHANTAL!?
Chantal is getting full. X. She is going to potentially go film the pianist. It's so pretty! Live music! This is clearly not Chantal. This thing. This SCP-400# allegedly loves: fruit, vegetables, BABIES!? While during the break she was watching Just Breezin' the voice is soothing. She respects that they did join her Patreon and made that known and only took clips! That's fair! It's these other people! The ones who are so MEAN! They are the problem!
Let's go get some FRUIT! She makes sure Louis knows she is just getting FRUIT! She isn't leaving! Getting some guava, and the pink one! "Maybe dos?" and a banana! She is getting the hang of this!
Mmm papaya!
"Banana ooo naa naa" I hate you all.
"mmMMmMmM" That guava though!
Heavy blankets, hot showers, they're so calming. She is really loving this baby!
"He didn't like ratface"
<Snip Chantal Sperging about Her Anxiety>
Things are suddenly less chill. The darting eyes have returned. SCP-400# was doing well. "Let's go hit that Cuban bar where that hot guy was making drinks!" Louis is back to make sure she had a good time. The VIB are also confused and insisting that Chantal must be high. They are not sure who this person is either. Look! This is fine! She wants to order a TRADITIONAL drink at the bar! She wants to look good! "Strawberry daiquiri!!!"
Mojito? Paloma? You know what let's get a BEER! Let's go to the beach and have a BEER! Chantal thought that Cerveza Beer was good, she has learned that cerveza is the word for beer. Whatever though! WE SHOULD BE GETTING READY! OH EM GEE! It's 7:30! Entertainment starts at 9:30! Wait. Snacks? Let's get snacks!
Chantal is going to get her shit in gear, figure out that mental health assessment, get her platforms handled. She appreciates us! "You see a lot of people saying, 'Oh I wonder if she's going to do things for her Beezers?', Yeah I am going to do things for my Beezer's!" X. Our Lady of Lokma is contemplating getting a cigar. For real though - guava EVERY DAY. Chantal isn't stressing about her weight but she is trying, little things like this. Eating better. The thought of eating fake sugar. Ma'am you started this stream with a candy...
Nader got her on that healthy food kick! Reset her taste buds! It's a good thing she can take away from their time together. X. "Not to talk about him...I just have a taste now for natural foods!"
"Actually I could go for a McChicken right now"
We're getting out of here. She needs to get out of here.
TIME TO HIT THE BAR!
Chantal finds out that this is a pina colada and she is excited. Maybe later though we have to get ready!
So anyway about LOUIS THE WAITER! "So as I was saying, there's uhm...For me, it's not always about looks. The waiter was short. Did you see him? And probably the least attractive of all the ones I've flirted with so far...but he's the one I like the most. There's something about him that reminds me of Bibi." It's not romantic though, he looks REALLY young. Cougertal on the prowl.
Lewis...
The Internet isn't great in the room but we need to get there. The sun already set. Look we will do it tomorrow. The VIB are upset. They want to do all the things right NAO! Chantal is walking up the stairs, she is tired, she has been walking everywhere. In. The. Sun. That's okay though because it's nice now! Time to go to the room and change and get readyyyy!
After a moment of difficulty with the door latch we're BACK! NO SING!
Patio Beeze! Chantal allows us a moment of silence to listen to the ocean with her. () Never mind. Time to read some of the zuper chats! Chantal is actually reading the comments and showing she knows her VIB and does actually pay some modicum of attention...She is having fun though! People are walking on the beach. "So fucking gorgeous!"
"By the way I don't mean to hate on Roman but can I just, I've been meaning to get this off my chest for a long time...when were you a chef?" Chantal burns Roman with fire.
"I like this bra"
"I wanna starfish tonight"
<Snip Chantal Fetishizing Brown Men>
NO SING!
"I want to go to Havana" na na na?
Maybe another shower in case she hooks up, but seriously, she has showered like three times today. "Kiwi farms says to put straps on so I don't get deleted" orly? Chantal is upset that her mug is trash. She is going to be more careful with her money! Yeah look she got an e-mail about her channel and an alert but she didn't read them she's back now. (lolwut!?)
Time to charge the phone!
The VIB are shitting on the hotel room and why she has so many beds, and frankly Guntal don't give a damn. She is getting ready for the CLUB!
Ooo! PEEPEE! Activate Super Hurple! Chantal did not wash her hands. She is also getting dressed.
<BUFFFfeerrIinng>
SCP-400# would like to thank personally, the individual who bought it this birthday titty dress!
"Thank you so much"
Chantal has applied over 10 pumps of perfume. She plans to make an entrance from at least 600 yards away.
"Cap?"
Chantal acknowledges she takes terrible care of her belongings and that she is unlikely to change. She can always get more wigs. But does it look good?
NO SING!
Fuck the VIB. We're going with the wig!
This lipstick is too aggressive so we will take it off for this toTalLy DiFFErEnt ShADe:
"ALRIGHT! Let's go get drinks!"
Chantal is freaking out! Full on GIGGLEFIT! Ohmygodsheissonervous! OMG! These shoes though! AGH! This is okay though, this is fine! It's happening! We're going out! To the club! GO! Woo! Alright! Let's go get DRUNK! "Let's go have a good time!" () The VIB are asking how she is going to dance with hurt feet because they're a bunch of Discord Karen's. Chantal is getting a charger so we can go with her and be SAFE. Best Mumtal!
She verified there's WiFi! She thinks! "Let's go! Go flirt and dance! Yes!"
Patio Beeze! Chantal allows us a moment of silence to listen to the ocean with her. (
) Never mind. Time to read some of the zuper chats! Chantal is actually reading the comments and showing she knows her VIB and does actually pay some modicum of attention...She is having fun though! People are walking on the beach. "So fucking gorgeous!"
"By the way I don't mean to hate on Roman but can I just, I've been meaning to get this off my chest for a long time...when were you a chef?" Chantal burns Roman with fire.
"I like this bra"
"I wanna starfish tonight"
<Snip Chantal Fetishizing Brown Men>
NO SING!
"I want to go to Havana" na na na?
Maybe another shower in case she hooks up, but seriously, she has showered like three times today. "Kiwi farms says to put straps on so I don't get deleted" orly? Chantal is upset that her mug is trash. She is going to be more careful with her money! Yeah look she got an e-mail about her channel and an alert but she didn't read them she's back now. (lolwut!?)
Time to charge the phone!
The VIB are shitting on the hotel room and why she has so many beds, and frankly Guntal don't give a damn. She is getting ready for the CLUB!
Ooo! PEEPEE! Activate Super Hurple! Chantal did not wash her hands. She is also getting dressed.
<BUFFFfeerrIinng>
SCP-400# would like to thank personally, the individual who bought it this birthday titty dress!
"Thank you so much"
Chantal has applied over 10 pumps of perfume. She plans to make an entrance from at least 600 yards away.
"Cap?"
Chantal acknowledges she takes terrible care of her belongings and that she is unlikely to change. She can always get more wigs. But does it look good?
NO SING!
Fuck the VIB. We're going with the wig!
This lipstick is too aggressive so we will take it off for this toTalLy DiFFErEnt ShADe:
"ALRIGHT! Let's go get drinks!"
Chantal is freaking out! Full on GIGGLEFIT! Ohmygodsheissonervous! OMG! These shoes though! AGH! This is okay though, this is fine! It's happening! We're going out! To the club! GO! Woo! Alright! Let's go get DRUNK! "Let's go have a good time!" (
) The VIB are asking how she is going to dance with hurt feet because they're a bunch of Discord Karen's. Chantal is getting a charger so we can go with her and be SAFE. Best Mumtal!She verified there's WiFi! She thinks! "Let's go! Go flirt and dance! Yes!"
She can hear announcements! She can hear entertainment! WE ARE GOING! "It's night time, it's PARTY TIME"
"Alright let's go!" ()
We are going to get a fucking fancy DRaNK at the BAR!
The sexy bartender might be there! Some girls are getting drinks! They asked for a surprise! Chantal is going to ask for a SURPRISE TOO! Chantal is wearing her fancy but still deathfat approved Crocs:
A girl asks if Chantal is videoing but she blows it off. Look at these drinks:
Some weird ass 70's flute club jazz fusion is playing. Chantal is at the outside bar, she is gathering courage for the club. She can do this! SHE NEEDS A DRINK!
He is going to make her a surprise!!!!
The blue curacao really compliments her wig. Working for that tip! It appears to be a Black Pearl and not a Pearl Diver. Who really cares though? "This is the first drink of the night!" ()
Nevermind shit got weird. She is introducing Alejandro to her FanS shE is on YOuTUBe!
"CHEERS!"
Chantal is doing this for us. She wanted to do this for us and yesterday was just a fluke! Everything is good now! WE ARE IN CUBA! WE ARE COOBEEZIN! She is slamming the first drink. No wait maybe hang out with Alejandro and dance around! Get into the groove of this! The drink is SooOoO good!
Chantal is going to take Amberlynn Beezing and show her she can travel fat!
"It had blue curacao and grenadine and wine and rum" There was a lot of stuff. It went down smooth. She is going to get another drink from Alejandro many. VIB are trying to get her to chimp about plane seats and Hamberlynn being a fucking fatass. Chantal doesn't care! She is BEEZING! SHE WILL BEEZE WITH WHOMEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS TO!
Chantal is feeling Alejandro and that drink. She wants more. She needs more. Giggle. The mating rituals of the Great Northern Fupallo are in full effect.
There will be no SHOTS and we will be adjusting our Spanx and getting another DRINK!
Chantal has run into a woman who is from Quebec. She is talking to them and excited! She is telling them in French she is on livestream and an influencer, she is FOODIE BEAUTY! These older women are being sweet. She told them she is taking them to Cuba! They are surprised she is alone! Does she like these people!? She does and do they!? No they are EXPERIENCED OLD PEOPLE! Chantal is excited to be around her fellow Canadians and they are so happy for her! The ladies have told her that there are girls looking at her, watching her because she is filming and she is bald. The ladies didn't realize it is a wig. Chantal explains she has a medical hair loss and shaved it, it's liberating. She is actually having an honest conversation about her hair loss and encouraging them to have a good time.
"Take care of your fans!" Bye bye random ladies!
Chantal isn't too sure about this bar...maybe back to Alejandro. But..then again there's entertainment. Ergh. No not this place. Bad vibes! Chantal is feeling it. She is talking just a little too loud about Alejandro and how he should make her a Mai Tai in the Sheets. The VIB are worried about THE.VICTIM. being taken advantage of and giving away too much information. Fuck them. We're going to go ask around and find out what the best bar is!!!
Things have gone dead silent around the Gunt. It is very dark. We are bar hunting. The wind is interfering with the reception. No wait. A light! A bar!? "Maybe? What's down this way?"
Oh thank god a person! There's a DANCE DISCO! Friday and Saturday night! She should hang out at the bar, there's a snack bar that she found and she's near the Mediterranean restaurant. The ladies she ran into advise that she should chill until there's a bus to the DANCE DISCO! Chantal is not fucking going on the bus. "Oh well" She is going to go get drunk ANYWAY! There's still a band at 9:30 and we can have drinks!!!
"Can you swim at night?" Sure...
You know what let's just go fucking flirt with Alejandro! She will not be signing up for Cuban Tinder or going to visit the local cannibal children and their discotech! She is staying at the resort. Calm down! Enjoy the weather! Have a drink with ALEJANDRO! Or maybe the bar. Look either one...you know what fuck it let's go to the BAR!
Actually fuck this shit to ALEJANDRO! No wait maybe somewhere else. No wait maybe the beach! DRUNK!
Poor DeeDee.
The music is slapping. Chantal is listening. She is starting to sway with the Cuban Beeze vibes. Alejandro is helping someone else but now he is READY! "Hi! Can I have more drinks! Heeehee!"
Wordlessly, Alejandro complies! No one is at the bar, Alejandro is singing to the music. He looks at Chantal. HE FUCKING WANTS HER! (
)
His name, is Ramo Alejandro! He hid his name tag to see if she would REMEMBER! She remembers ALEJANDRO!
This is more her speed of Beeze tonight! The music is great! X.
<SNIP CHANTAL THIRSTING RAMO ALEJANDRO>
"I'm blushing cause I'm tipsy...a little."
Chantal is starting to get paranoid because of the ladies saying other people were watching her. Looking at her. No. No. She's RADIANT! She needs some water though. Oof! Water! Maybe she can leave with others and go on an excursion! There are people that she has talked to! "Cuba famous now!" Maybe one more drink and then we can...we can go...we can have...(lolwut?)
There is no fucking club but look we are drinking and Alejandro is nice but he doesn't really answer her...so. Geeze. Look she is just waiting for everyone to leave because there's a line for Ramo Alejandro! She likes kissing. You can kiss her if you want to. Look maybe she should go bring her bring back to Alejandro and then go to the other bar. "I like to be waited on"
<Snip Thirsty Philosotal on how WISE Peetz Is>
Time to bring the glass back and drink something else!!! Chantal is getting very uncomfortable. Her feet hurt, the wig is hot. The VIB are starting to get annoying more and more. Nadia will not shut the fuck up bout Tinder and it has started to piss off everyone on multiple platforms. OH MY GOD A SEAT AT THE BAR!? Oh no wait people are there. The WiFi is shuddering.
"If there's music, we're gonna go!" ()
Just one second though we need to connect to the WIFI!
The WiFi won't work. Chantal is not feeling it. We're outside. There's going to be like, a show. A show. Or something? She has nowhere to put us! There is no stand! There's a show at 9:45 and it's 9:19. We're going to get another drink first though because the WiFi isn't working and maybe she has to pay for it every single day or a new code, she isn't sure it's just stupid. Maybe a coffee instead. It smells good.
"Hi can I have two pina colada?" The staff deny her. "Well two alcohol drinks, whatever, I don't know!"
A random man asks if she is on Facetime. She is on YOUTUBE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! It's a comedy show tonight! Ha ha! "Why are you on Youtube?" SHE IS TALKING TO HER FANS!
This is DENNIS! SAY HI TO KIWI FARMS DENNIS FROM NEWFOUNDLAND THAT NOW LIVES IN OTTAWA!
He is by himself. He is divorced. He is alone. He is talking to her and she is alone too! Dennis likes to travel! Another man appears and asks if she is single or married. Chantal is overwhelmed. Dennis knows that it can be a little lonely to be travelling on your own. Being married can be lonely too! Look at them having fun!
"I don't know what this is!" Dennis knows, it's a Flamenco.
A woman appears and asks how her drink is, they passed at the bar! Chantal is completely out of her element! MORE DRINK! Dennis wants to know when she got in and how long she is staying. Get her Dennis! Chantal is socializing with a woman enjoying her own booze riddled coffee.
She will not stop fucking with the wig. Still. People are talking to her a little bit! There is social interaction! DENNIS! ALEJANDRO! OLD LADIES FROM QUEBEC!!! Chantal is staring into the distance. There is noise and sound everywhere. Chantal politely says goodbye to Dennis and we are getting the fuck out of this place to somewhere else.
The VIB do NOT like Dennis. Alejandro is safer. He's paid to pretend he gives a fuck.
Look! A show! Some form of interpretive dance and storytelling!
The man is singing Roxanne. Chantal is hiding behind a pillar. This is oddly prescient for our dick seeking Guntmissle. THIS IS FUN! OoOo! BEEZAMOS! It is actually a rather decently put together performance with lifts and some minor acrobatics. Chantal is silent. There are pretty colors. It's so involved. She don't have to put on the red light...
Now there is modern tango with a fusion of actual Flamenco, this seems like it was taken entirely from the choreography of Moulin Rogue. Chantal just cannot. It is amazing. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" OH YES THERE IS MORE BEEZERS! "WOoO!" They want everyone to clap! CLAP! They are going to pick someone from the audience. Chantal literally attempts to disappear behind the pillar and then hurplegunts away!
"I want a beer"
Chantal is really tired and her feet hurt maybe this is the time to go to the room. It isn't the nightlife she was looking for. She needs to get her mask so we can get SNACKS! She doesn't feel Dennis. He isn't her type. He isn't...Nader? Fuck this we are going to the beach at night! There is no bar at the beach? Nope! Fuck the beach then! We're going to just stop off in the room for a minute.
"Look at me"
<SNIP CHANTAL BEING AN ENTITLED WHITE CUNT ABOUT CUBANS AGAIN>
We're going to drink some ACKwa! Agua.
Chantal is tired, she walked a lot today. Her foot hurts. She is pushing herself toward a new chapter! Maybe just soak her feet or listen to the waves. She is so tired. Her neck hurts. We need to sleep. Rest. Tomorrow is another day of COOBEEZIN!
<Snip VIB Starting to Make Chantal Whine>
She is not attracting to Dennis. Or Ramo Alejandro which she continues to mispronounce as Rommel. Yes. As in Johannes Erwin Eugin Rommel. It was a great day though! A GREAT DAY! (). She went in the ocean for less than twenty minutes, talked to old people, ate at the buffet, ordered some drinks, watched part of a show from behind a pillar! GREAT DAY! Woo!
The VIBidiots are pushing Chantal too much and triggering her oppositional defiance. She has never been to a spa and is unsure what they are for, but she's quite positive she doesn't want to go to the SPA NOW THANK YOU! What did she like the most today? "Eating three times"
She's so sleepy. SoOoOO sleepy! Going to bed early! EARLY! X.
It's not that she is going to call Nader, the vacation is resetting her! Her body wants to just sleep from 10-6 and she doesn't want to drink anymore. Just fresh juice and coffee! The VIB do not want her to watch YouTube. "I'm not watching You Know Who" NADER. "It triggers me". Bunny Boiler. The anxiety is kicking in and Chantal is tired and getting worried about getting home to Canada when the time comes to leave. And Nader. The VIB are trying to talk her out of a panic attack that is tOTalLY not about what time it is in Canada and what Nader is doing.
"Okay guys, I'm gonna go."
GOOD. NIGHT. Seeeyaaa!!!!!! See ya tomorrow! More Beezing! Bye!
"Alright let's go!" (
)We are going to get a fucking fancy DRaNK at the BAR!
The sexy bartender might be there! Some girls are getting drinks! They asked for a surprise! Chantal is going to ask for a SURPRISE TOO! Chantal is wearing her fancy but still deathfat approved Crocs:
A girl asks if Chantal is videoing but she blows it off. Look at these drinks:
Some weird ass 70's flute club jazz fusion is playing. Chantal is at the outside bar, she is gathering courage for the club. She can do this! SHE NEEDS A DRINK!
He is going to make her a surprise!!!!
The blue curacao really compliments her wig. Working for that tip! It appears to be a Black Pearl and not a Pearl Diver. Who really cares though? "This is the first drink of the night!" (
)
Nevermind shit got weird. She is introducing Alejandro to her FanS shE is on YOuTUBe!
"CHEERS!"
Chantal is doing this for us. She wanted to do this for us and yesterday was just a fluke! Everything is good now! WE ARE IN CUBA! WE ARE COOBEEZIN! She is slamming the first drink. No wait maybe hang out with Alejandro and dance around! Get into the groove of this! The drink is SooOoO good!
Chantal is going to take Amberlynn Beezing and show her she can travel fat!
"It had blue curacao and grenadine and wine and rum" There was a lot of stuff. It went down smooth. She is going to get another drink from Alejandro many. VIB are trying to get her to chimp about plane seats and Hamberlynn being a fucking fatass. Chantal doesn't care! She is BEEZING! SHE WILL BEEZE WITH WHOMEVER SHE FUCKING WANTS TO!
Chantal is feeling Alejandro and that drink. She wants more. She needs more. Giggle. The mating rituals of the Great Northern Fupallo are in full effect.
There will be no SHOTS and we will be adjusting our Spanx and getting another DRINK!
Chantal has run into a woman who is from Quebec. She is talking to them and excited! She is telling them in French she is on livestream and an influencer, she is FOODIE BEAUTY! These older women are being sweet. She told them she is taking them to Cuba! They are surprised she is alone! Does she like these people!? She does and do they!? No they are EXPERIENCED OLD PEOPLE! Chantal is excited to be around her fellow Canadians and they are so happy for her! The ladies have told her that there are girls looking at her, watching her because she is filming and she is bald. The ladies didn't realize it is a wig. Chantal explains she has a medical hair loss and shaved it, it's liberating. She is actually having an honest conversation about her hair loss and encouraging them to have a good time.
"Take care of your fans!" Bye bye random ladies!
Chantal isn't too sure about this bar...maybe back to Alejandro. But..then again there's entertainment. Ergh. No not this place. Bad vibes! Chantal is feeling it. She is talking just a little too loud about Alejandro and how he should make her a Mai Tai in the Sheets. The VIB are worried about THE.VICTIM. being taken advantage of and giving away too much information. Fuck them. We're going to go ask around and find out what the best bar is!!!
Things have gone dead silent around the Gunt. It is very dark. We are bar hunting. The wind is interfering with the reception. No wait. A light! A bar!? "Maybe? What's down this way?"
Oh thank god a person! There's a DANCE DISCO! Friday and Saturday night! She should hang out at the bar, there's a snack bar that she found and she's near the Mediterranean restaurant. The ladies she ran into advise that she should chill until there's a bus to the DANCE DISCO! Chantal is not fucking going on the bus. "Oh well" She is going to go get drunk ANYWAY! There's still a band at 9:30 and we can have drinks!!!
"Can you swim at night?" Sure...
You know what let's just go fucking flirt with Alejandro! She will not be signing up for Cuban Tinder or going to visit the local cannibal children and their discotech! She is staying at the resort. Calm down! Enjoy the weather! Have a drink with ALEJANDRO! Or maybe the bar. Look either one...you know what fuck it let's go to the BAR!
Actually fuck this shit to ALEJANDRO! No wait maybe somewhere else. No wait maybe the beach! DRUNK!
Poor DeeDee.
The music is slapping. Chantal is listening. She is starting to sway with the Cuban Beeze vibes. Alejandro is helping someone else but now he is READY! "Hi! Can I have more drinks! Heeehee!"
Wordlessly, Alejandro complies! No one is at the bar, Alejandro is singing to the music. He looks at Chantal. HE FUCKING WANTS HER! (
)
His name, is Ramo Alejandro! He hid his name tag to see if she would REMEMBER! She remembers ALEJANDRO!
This is more her speed of Beeze tonight! The music is great! X.
<SNIP CHANTAL THIRSTING RAMO ALEJANDRO>
"I'm blushing cause I'm tipsy...a little."
Chantal is starting to get paranoid because of the ladies saying other people were watching her. Looking at her. No. No. She's RADIANT! She needs some water though. Oof! Water! Maybe she can leave with others and go on an excursion! There are people that she has talked to! "Cuba famous now!" Maybe one more drink and then we can...we can go...we can have...(lolwut?)
There is no fucking club but look we are drinking and Alejandro is nice but he doesn't really answer her...so. Geeze. Look she is just waiting for everyone to leave because there's a line for Ramo Alejandro! She likes kissing. You can kiss her if you want to. Look maybe she should go bring her bring back to Alejandro and then go to the other bar. "I like to be waited on"
<Snip Thirsty Philosotal on how WISE Peetz Is>
Time to bring the glass back and drink something else!!! Chantal is getting very uncomfortable. Her feet hurt, the wig is hot. The VIB are starting to get annoying more and more. Nadia will not shut the fuck up bout Tinder and it has started to piss off everyone on multiple platforms. OH MY GOD A SEAT AT THE BAR!? Oh no wait people are there. The WiFi is shuddering.
"If there's music, we're gonna go!" (
)Just one second though we need to connect to the WIFI!
The WiFi won't work. Chantal is not feeling it. We're outside. There's going to be like, a show. A show. Or something? She has nowhere to put us! There is no stand! There's a show at 9:45 and it's 9:19. We're going to get another drink first though because the WiFi isn't working and maybe she has to pay for it every single day or a new code, she isn't sure it's just stupid. Maybe a coffee instead. It smells good.
"Hi can I have two pina colada?" The staff deny her. "Well two alcohol drinks, whatever, I don't know!"
A random man asks if she is on Facetime. She is on YOUTUBE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! It's a comedy show tonight! Ha ha! "Why are you on Youtube?" SHE IS TALKING TO HER FANS!
This is DENNIS! SAY HI TO KIWI FARMS DENNIS FROM NEWFOUNDLAND THAT NOW LIVES IN OTTAWA!
He is by himself. He is divorced. He is alone. He is talking to her and she is alone too! Dennis likes to travel! Another man appears and asks if she is single or married. Chantal is overwhelmed. Dennis knows that it can be a little lonely to be travelling on your own. Being married can be lonely too! Look at them having fun!
"I don't know what this is!" Dennis knows, it's a Flamenco.
A woman appears and asks how her drink is, they passed at the bar! Chantal is completely out of her element! MORE DRINK! Dennis wants to know when she got in and how long she is staying. Get her Dennis! Chantal is socializing with a woman enjoying her own booze riddled coffee.
She will not stop fucking with the wig. Still. People are talking to her a little bit! There is social interaction! DENNIS! ALEJANDRO! OLD LADIES FROM QUEBEC!!! Chantal is staring into the distance. There is noise and sound everywhere. Chantal politely says goodbye to Dennis and we are getting the fuck out of this place to somewhere else.
The VIB do NOT like Dennis. Alejandro is safer. He's paid to pretend he gives a fuck.
Look! A show! Some form of interpretive dance and storytelling!
The man is singing Roxanne. Chantal is hiding behind a pillar. This is oddly prescient for our dick seeking Guntmissle. THIS IS FUN! OoOo! BEEZAMOS! It is actually a rather decently put together performance with lifts and some minor acrobatics. Chantal is silent. There are pretty colors. It's so involved. She don't have to put on the red light...
Now there is modern tango with a fusion of actual Flamenco, this seems like it was taken entirely from the choreography of Moulin Rogue. Chantal just cannot. It is amazing. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" OH YES THERE IS MORE BEEZERS! "WOoO!" They want everyone to clap! CLAP! They are going to pick someone from the audience. Chantal literally attempts to disappear behind the pillar and then hurplegunts away!
"I want a beer"
Chantal is really tired and her feet hurt maybe this is the time to go to the room. It isn't the nightlife she was looking for. She needs to get her mask so we can get SNACKS! She doesn't feel Dennis. He isn't her type. He isn't...Nader? Fuck this we are going to the beach at night! There is no bar at the beach? Nope! Fuck the beach then! We're going to just stop off in the room for a minute.
"Look at me"
<SNIP CHANTAL BEING AN ENTITLED WHITE CUNT ABOUT CUBANS AGAIN>
We're going to drink some ACKwa! Agua.
Chantal is tired, she walked a lot today. Her foot hurts. She is pushing herself toward a new chapter! Maybe just soak her feet or listen to the waves. She is so tired. Her neck hurts. We need to sleep. Rest. Tomorrow is another day of COOBEEZIN!
<Snip VIB Starting to Make Chantal Whine>
She is not attracting to Dennis. Or Ramo Alejandro which she continues to mispronounce as Rommel. Yes. As in Johannes Erwin Eugin Rommel. It was a great day though! A GREAT DAY! (
). She went in the ocean for less than twenty minutes, talked to old people, ate at the buffet, ordered some drinks, watched part of a show from behind a pillar! GREAT DAY! Woo! The VIBidiots are pushing Chantal too much and triggering her oppositional defiance. She has never been to a spa and is unsure what they are for, but she's quite positive she doesn't want to go to the SPA NOW THANK YOU! What did she like the most today? "Eating three times"
She's so sleepy. SoOoOO sleepy! Going to bed early! EARLY! X.
It's not that she is going to call Nader, the vacation is resetting her! Her body wants to just sleep from 10-6 and she doesn't want to drink anymore. Just fresh juice and coffee! The VIB do not want her to watch YouTube. "I'm not watching You Know Who" NADER. "It triggers me". Bunny Boiler. The anxiety is kicking in and Chantal is tired and getting worried about getting home to Canada when the time comes to leave. And Nader. The VIB are trying to talk her out of a panic attack that is tOTalLY not about what time it is in Canada and what Nader is doing.
"Okay guys, I'm gonna go."
GOOD. NIGHT. Seeeyaaa!!!!!! See ya tomorrow! More Beezing! Bye!
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I cant stand watching Nader but has his looney ‘haram’ turned against them yet? I can’t imagine the weird old ladies that follow him and D would be happy with this new, sticky development.
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I've just remembered that chantal has been half arse larping as bisexual over the years and has declares herself off men and wished she was a lesbian multiple times but is so traumatised because she ate pussy one time.
She also cried "he knows I'm not into that" and "I'm not gay" when she was telling us the dd pussy eating story.
I'm waiting for the day she says this shit again.
She also cried "he knows I'm not into that" and "I'm not gay" when she was telling us the dd pussy eating story.
I'm waiting for the day she says this shit again.
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It really is disappointing that we’re seeing Gunt totally waste this trip. Cuba has an absolutely fascinating history. There are places there that are frozen in the 50s due to the Cold War and sanctions etc. She could be going to museums to learn more about the history and culture. She could be out in a small town near her resort to see how people live on a day to day basis. There are ways to get to the villages in the middle of the island where you can see all the tropical plants and birds that live there. There’s so much to do and see when you go anywhere, let alone a place that was isolated from the outside world for so long.
I wouldn’t even be sleeping if I was in Cuba because I’d be trying to cram as much into a week as I possibly could. Instead, we’re just seeing Chantal cramming food and drama on live, as usual. It’s basically the same as watching her in Canada, but with palm trees in the background.
I don’t know about anyone else, but seeing her waste all this time and money to be mentally ill but somewhere else has put exactly how crazy and pathetic she really is into perspective. It’s the absolute highlight of this trip.
I guess I became desensitized to seeing her be a retard in her own element. Seeing her in the real world emphasizes how she has created a snowglobe of food and turmoil around herself in a way that nothing else has. At least it has for me. It’s gotten to the point where she can no longer get back to the outside.
Rate me optimistic but I has the tiniest drop of hope that perhaps going so far away from the drama and being alone in a drastically different location would shake her up and open her eyes a little bit. Even if she got sucked back in when she goes home, it would have been better than nothing. She had a few moments of clarity during her rant yesterday, but the reality is that she’s fully committed to her delusion. No amount of time or distance can be put between Chantal and Nader to make her wake up. It’s actual insanity.
I wouldn’t even be sleeping if I was in Cuba because I’d be trying to cram as much into a week as I possibly could. Instead, we’re just seeing Chantal cramming food and drama on live, as usual. It’s basically the same as watching her in Canada, but with palm trees in the background.
I don’t know about anyone else, but seeing her waste all this time and money to be mentally ill but somewhere else has put exactly how crazy and pathetic she really is into perspective. It’s the absolute highlight of this trip.
I guess I became desensitized to seeing her be a retard in her own element. Seeing her in the real world emphasizes how she has created a snowglobe of food and turmoil around herself in a way that nothing else has. At least it has for me. It’s gotten to the point where she can no longer get back to the outside.
Rate me optimistic but I has the tiniest drop of hope that perhaps going so far away from the drama and being alone in a drastically different location would shake her up and open her eyes a little bit. Even if she got sucked back in when she goes home, it would have been better than nothing. She had a few moments of clarity during her rant yesterday, but the reality is that she’s fully committed to her delusion. No amount of time or distance can be put between Chantal and Nader to make her wake up. It’s actual insanity.
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That would be the one and only reason why I would go to Cuba. The "stuck in time" aspect is fascinating. But remember who you're talking about. She's not even interested in current events, never mind history.
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I must respectfully disagree, her trip so far has been amazing. Chantal is currently in a vacation resort full of people being nice to her because they're happy and on vacation or they are paid to do so. Who knows what effect this will have on her BPD riddled brain? She's walking around, more than any of us have seen in her entire youtube career and interacting with normal people. The first night she drops that she beezed DD and the next she goes out and
All I want to say is that you shouldn't worry. If she walks away from this and this is all the content we get then Charlie Coal will seethe regardless, but the opportunity for more madness still has 5 entire days on it. Mind you this includes another plane ride and a cranky return home to the lackluster and still filthy luxury villa.
There's also a big part of me that likes seeing her just have a nice time and enjoying the ocean. Sure it's not as much as you or I would do but this is so much more than anyone outside of the most loyal VIB could predict. I'll just admit that I'm kind of proud of her, but that's probably just some different form of spite against other people.
My point is, just enjoy the ride my nigga.
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Tinder hotel murders often end up with people getting disposed off in suitcases. That might turn out to be quite a logistical problem here.
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She kind of of sneered (when talking about him to the vibiots) that the guy talking to her had been divorced. She has all these "rules" about the perfect man. Good luck with that shit, Chins. At your age, its likely that any men around your age have had prior relationships and probably kids to boot. Get over yourself.
Instead of trying to get to know people, be more interested in them than in how she is coming across, she is so self centered. So, there is a bunch of "old people". So what! Expand your narrow ideas and expose yourself to how other people live. But nah, she is so full of herself, there is no room for learning about anyone else or being interested in the thoughts and feelings of others.
Also, she called the vibiots "fans". Talk about throwing up your papaya.
Instead of trying to get to know people, be more interested in them than in how she is coming across, she is so self centered. So, there is a bunch of "old people". So what! Expand your narrow ideas and expose yourself to how other people live. But nah, she is so full of herself, there is no room for learning about anyone else or being interested in the thoughts and feelings of others.
Also, she called the vibiots "fans". Talk about throwing up your papaya.
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Oops! Ninja'd by Mr. Manchester.
I'll qualify this by saying I only see her through the eminence of Tangerine Dreams' wonderful REEcaps - this might be the first time I've ever even heard of Chintard interacting neutrally with strangers, never mind positively! There was a video a long time ago - think it was a pre-recorded one - she was out hurpling at a public park and overhead some dude talking about her size in French. She almost cried! She spiralled hard. Her self-consciousness was palpable even before that moment. Edit: found the video. Relevant bit starts around 12:06ish: https://youtu.be/fW75rIFV_G8 This woman in Cuba, though? Totally different person. It's been remarkable watching her move through personality changes almost in real time.
Her delusions are so resistant to reality that she, a woman with a body like a garbage bag stuffed with rancid cottage cheese, puts on 10 pounds of make up and thinks she's beautiful. She looked like Frankenstein ate Tatoo out there when walking on the beach and genuinely, she gave no fucks. Just amazing.
It's also only Wednesday. Plenty of time left for her to do something less banal than indulge in physical pleasures.
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Stalking Nads & Chins isn't going to make her imaginary case look very good.
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Same- I esp wonder what #1 paypig & self-appointed head of the harem Angel Twat thinks!! Guessing jealously, as she clearly would Love to be the third in their thrupple herself!! That chick has MAJOR mental problems!!
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Oh I’m not discounting the awkward hilarity of the trip so far in any way. It has been extremely entertaining so far. Something about seeing her break down when she’s an entire continent away from Nader brought some of the value back to her bitching in my eyes. I was getting tired of it when she was crying at home. It got redundant fast in my opinion. Seeing her rant about it in a tropical resort refreshed the subject for sure.
I just know that if she’s this disoriented within the relatively safe and organized confines of her resort, she would be absolutely frazzled upon leaving. I’m being optimistic again, but I’d like to see her step even further out of her comfort zone just to see how far she could push the lunacy in those remaining 5 days.
If I want to see someone meaningfully exploring Cuba, there are plenty of channels I could watch instead. I am absolutely here for it all, but part of me still becomes a little disappointed in her sometimes. It’s like, I don’t want her to change because it’s so entertaining but hoooo boy she’s crazy. Like, beyond mentally ill. Ya know? You know.
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Tangerine Dreams' Reecap here.
Archive Beach Day⛱
Tangerine Dreams' Reecap here.
Archive CUBA BEEEEEZE WIFI!
DINNER IN CUBA!
3/30/22Tangerine Dreams' Reecap here.
Archive
Stuffed Manicotti with Broccoli Sauté and Mango Frozen Yogurt
3/30/22Archive
Butternut squash & turnip soup and Peach / Grape Juice
3/31/22Archive
low sodium
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- Feb 25, 2020
Sorry for doubleposting, it won't let me edit my previous post.
Just noticed two new posts on her community tab:
Archive Chantal Needs Her Sexy Undies For Cuba
Archive Foodie Beauty High on SnapChat June 3, 2021 #emotional
Just noticed two new posts on her community tab:
Archive Chantal Needs Her Sexy Undies For Cuba
Archive Foodie Beauty High on SnapChat June 3, 2021 #emotional
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2021
Personally I’m not complaining but I see where you’re coming from. Since when Nader entered the scene, her content has reached some sort of plateau and is kind of repetitive. It’s starting to feel like watching THAT couple we all know that’s always breaking up and going back together again.Cubeeze so far underwhelming, 2 out of 10.
Work harder GUNT.
Seeing her being insane and awkward in Cuba is quite entertaining but since she’s not especially creative or smart, it’s going to get boring soon.
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- Jun 13, 2021
Her content has been repetitive and at a plateau since she made her first YouTube video.
Whizzbang Wallop
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- Feb 15, 2021
Chins lamenting the fact that everyone in the resort is either old or a family is bonkers. “Imagine how fun it would be to be in like, Havana at a nightclub”. Can you imagine if everyone was young and hot? It would be fucking priceless to see how much more awkward she would be. She probably wouldn’t have left her room at all, let alone go near a nightclub.
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- Feb 15, 2021
Chantal has that weird backwards body dysmorphia where she doesn’t see herself as a beach ball on stilts, but also a strange age thing, where she truly sees herself as peers of the teenagers on Euphoria.
I guess maybe it stems from not reaching the usual societal benchmarks in life. No career, no husband or steady partner, no kids, so she’s stuck in her early twenties.
Even if she was 120lbs, if she went to a nightclub now she doesn’t seem to realise she would be that weird, older, drunken person trying to talk to the younger people.
My birthday wishes for her came true, so now I’m hoping by the end of the week she’s desperate and sleeps with that divorced fella.