Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

How well is the war this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 249 10.6%
  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ I ain't afraid of no Ghost of Kiev

    Votes: 278 11.8%
  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 796 33.7%
  • ⭐⭐ Stalemate

    Votes: 659 27.9%
  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 378 16.0%

  • Total voters
    2,360
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You actually think things are going well for the Ukrainians? A quarter of their country is occupied and their entire military is pinned down. Is this what victory looks like to you?
A very high portion of their military are militia of various sort whose sole job is to defend where they live. They likely wouldn't be too willing to shift. If the Ukies are pinned down, it matters little enough. All the Russians are doing is shifting some men and equipment southwards. Belarus seems unlikely to do anything. There won't be any cunning maneuvers to cut anyone off. All the Ukies have to do is abide, and take little bits of land. Some Russian positions are separated or cut off, but that mightn't matter if supplies can be dropped.

So politifact is going around posting this on fb pages that bitch about gas prices. It's an ambitious lie, I'll give them that.

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I suppose they cannot keep blaming Trump.
 
So politifact is going around posting this on fb pages that bitch about gas prices. It's an ambitious lie, I'll give them that.

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They should interrupt phone calls and butt into text convos too. I'd say post on forums too, but I'm sure theres a Reddit bot and fortunately nobody seems to have invited them to the farms.
 
So politifact is going around posting this on fb pages that bitch about gas prices. It's an ambitious lie, I'll give them that.

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We were exporters of petroleum before Biden holy shit how brain dead are they that they think we don't remember what the status quo was 2 years ago?
 
They should interrupt phone calls and butt into text convos too. I'd say post on forums too, but I'm sure theres a Reddit bot and fortunately nobody seems to have invited them to the farms.
If a bot with even the smallest amount of learning ability was unleashed here, the results would be catastrophic. I can only imagine the horrifying conclusions it would come to.
 
Multiple complaints about the lack of hardbass in the last few pages. Enjoy.


And with the talk about Chernobyl and the Red Forest, I'm legally obligated to include this one too.

 
They have a fuckload of trained paratroopers ready to go.
Calm down Putin
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Check out this tear-jerker from the same people who tongue-bathed Osama bin Laden as "Anti-Soviet warrior on a road to peace" and Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as "Austere religious scholar".

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The funeral ceremony, such as it was, was over in less than six minutes. One by one, the soldiers filed past the open coffin where the body of Serhei Zaikovsky lay wrapped in clear plastic and covered with the battalion’s yellow and blue standard, obscuring the wounds from the tank shell that killed him.
A young blonde woman, ashen-faced and eyes vacant, fell forward across the body. One soldier caught her and led her gently outside as the coffin lid was screwed tight. Six soldiers hoisted it onto their shoulders as her howls cut through the whistling wind outside.
Private Zaikovsky, 27, was killed on March 24 in a ferocious battle to retake the village of Lukianivka, east of Kyiv, from a Russian tank battalion. He was “a rare intellectual, a scholar and a linguist,” his friend and commander, Yevgenii Vradnik, said outside the bare chapel in Kyiv Memory Park
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Look, I'm not against propaganda.
I'm against stupid propaganda that looks too much like how one of us would joke about dumb propaganda.

C'mon, some self awareness people.
Hard disagree. If we're gonna get propaganda, I want it to be as stupid as possible.

If the media tried to actually gaslight the world into thinking that Monkey Putin was the real Putin... that would be fucking hilarious and I'd be 100% supportive of it. If the media really tried, a huge percentage of the population would believe it too.

"Something that ridiculous would never get pushed!"

Like that women have penises?
 
French President Macron launched his own Minecraft server as part of his election campaign.

The server partially recreated the Elysee Palace and the town, the streets of which are hung with posters with photos of Macron and calls to vote for him. The French presidential election will begin on April 10.

This is not a joke.
 
French President Macron launched his own Minecraft server as part of his election campaign.

The server partially recreated the Elysee Palace and the town, the streets of which are hung with posters with photos of Macron and calls to vote for him. The French presidential election will begin on April 10.

This is not a joke.
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So its no longer safe to fedpost and caviat it with "in minecraft"?
 
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For some reason the tweet was deleted a few hours later...

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I've read that one Russian journo got injured some time ago.
I wonder how long till someone ends up dead. Especially if you film like that, goddam.


And another Lukashenko edit:


@Varg Did Nothing Wrong found something you might like:

I'm sorry, I have to point out one of the comments I saw on 2ch about that.
"The boy sat there and whispered.. слабо ебёте"
 
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French President Macron launched his own Minecraft server as part of his election campaign.

The server partially recreated the Elysee Palace and the town, the streets of which are hung with posters with photos of Macron and calls to vote for him. The French presidential election will begin on April 10.

This is not a joke.
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Place your bets, is the server going to get spammed with more swastikas or Zs?
 
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For some reason the tweet was deleted a few hours later...

This is from the movie "Come and See." "Come and See" is an excellent film about the horrors of the Nazi occupation, where a Belarusian boy who witnesses the horrors of Nazi punitive action turns from a cheerful teenager into a gray-haired old man within two days.


If we talk about cinema as an art form, then this is definitely one of them. Damn, they killed a live cow for realism and got a real shock from the actors.

And yes, war does produce such metamorphoses. Here is a real Soviet soldier, Kobytev, before and after the war. One can only guess what kind of hell he went through.
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Ukraine is "winning" at the moment.
This seems to be one of those Weird Dilbert Guy "two movies" scenarios.

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Screen A is showing a chunk of the Russian army plus allies methodically grinding down Ukie resistance in the east and south, while retaining enough of a plausible threat in the north to make Ukies nervous about trying to send any major reinforcements to those fronts. While the war is costly for Russia in this movie, it's catastrophic for Ukraine, which has lost large numbers of experienced and trained fighters, expensive hardware, over 3m and counting of its civilian population, and its entire economy currently seems to be based on shipments of Javelins. This is the movie where Ivan Drago pummels Rocky Balboa to a TKO after a brutal 10 round fight.

Screen B is showing the same action but with ominous or comedic music every time the Russians do something like slowly take Mariupol at great expense, and stirring, heroic Hans Zimmer themes when Ukies run around Kyiv shooting suspected Russian saboteurs or fire an occasional Tochka at Russian forces. In this movie the plucky underdog will go the distance and eventually KO his much larger opponent due to greater heart and chin, and also because Drago is the bad guy.

Idk which movie is closest to reality because the full truth with a capital T is only known to God, but a lot of Ukrarguments aren't really actual disagreements as such, they're different edits of the same thing and might not be reconcilable until the war ends and maybe not even then. It's also possible there's a rogue pirate version on Screen C where ultimately everybody loses like in a depressing indie flick.

Really makes u think 🤔
 
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