Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
Stinkyboy said:
Blood attracts mosquitos, doesn’t mean anyone wants them around.
Horrifically, for him it’s any pussy available from 9s and 10s.

He definitely needs new glasses, not just because they’re all wonky; looking at his past “conquests” (he definitely sees them as such), they’re not what I would call 7s for the most part. Nothing against the women he crawls around on top of, merely that its either his standards, or his eyesight.
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It's not his eyesight. He thinks he's entitled to beautiful women. However, he can only afford the hookers at the brothels who tend to be not the most attractive women but still out of Russ's league if he wasn't paying for it. So, since he thinks he deserves hotties, the hookers at the brothels become supermodels, because if they weren't, he wouldn't fuck them. I'm not sure if he understands that really, really attractive women he lusts after who do sex work don't work in brothels. They're independent. They work for themselves, which means they can reject him and there's no one he can complain to that can force them to service him against their will. I dunno if he doesn't understand this, or if he does understand and knows he can't and will never be able to afford a high class escort, so that's why he calls brothel workers 9 and 10s.
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
Takes one to know one! Ha! Check and mate.

But you've been around long enough to know that this is what we do here.
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There's one thread on here that's long dead that was weirder than this one. It was a guy who thought the moon was a hoax. Not the moon landing mind you. The moon itself. He thought it wasn't really there. It's a hologram apparently. Pretty sure that guy was an unmedicated schizophrenic. So that's his excuse. Russ has no such excuse. All his problems could have been avoided if he realized he wasn't a legal expert, his songs were shitty and most importantly, people (especially women) have the legal right to tell him no.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
There's one thread on here that's long dead that was weirder than this one. It was a guy who thought the moon was a hoax. Not the moon landing mind you. The moon itself. He thought it wasn't really there. It's a hologram apparently.
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Oh yeah that's some bog standard conspiracy stuff. People who think the Moon isn't real, people that think it shines with "cold light", those that believe the planets are much closer and smaller than they actually are going as far as to say Saturn is only the size of a station wagon and so on. There crazy people all over the place. But Russtard here is just delusion piled on delusion, held together with drool and stuffed into a really cheap dirty suit. That's what makes him more noteworthy than somebody who thinks the Moon is a hologram but has never really engaged with people and no longer posts crazy stuff on the internet.

Pipsqueak is always on social media making an ass of himself. That's what separates him from all the other crazy people.
 
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It's not his eyesight. He thinks he's entitled to beautiful women. However, he can only afford the hookers at the brothels who tend to be not the most attractive women but still out of Russ's league if he wasn't paying for it. So, since he thinks he deserves hotties, the hookers at the brothels become supermodels, because if they weren't, he wouldn't fuck them. I'm not sure if he understands that really, really attractive women he lusts after who do sex work don't work in brothels. They're independent. They work for themselves, which means they can reject him and there's no one he can complain to that can force them to service him against their will. I dunno if he doesn't understand this, or if he does understand and knows he can't and will never be able to afford a high class escort, so that's why he calls brothel workers 9 and 10s.
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Some of the ethos he added then removed have not been anywhere 8 or higher. His ig feed on a phone must be a giant mess with him clicking on suggestions.
 
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Hollywood Hitler said:
Now all you have to do with that "poem" is attach a picture of Russ and below that write:

"If you don't send this to 10 people this hobgoblin is going to pop out from under your bed and kill you!"

The "you've attracted me" part seems like this woman is being cursed or haunted. Very spine chilling.
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Russhole’s “You’ve attracted me” is the irl “You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you”
 
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It’s almost that time of year again, folks. Russell was shocked, sickened, trauma lumped and sent shrieking into his pillow upon discovering that AGT began filming in April 2021. After all, his super unique and talented act should’ve been picked and thus notified about filming.

He surely thought the court would’ve ruled by now, and I’m sure he’s just dripping with anxiety. He must be obsessively checking the feeds of all the judges and praying he’s got enough time left before it all begins. I heard they start filming this week, but, could be a rumor.

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Windex said:
It’s almost that time of year again, folks. Russell was shocked, sickened, trauma lumped and sent shrieking into his pillow upon discovering that AGT began filming in April 2021. After all, his super unique and talented act should’ve been picked and thus notified about filming.

He surely thought the court would’ve ruled by now, and I’m sure he’s just dripping with anxiety. He must be obsessively checking the feeds of all the judges and praying he’s got enough time left before it all begins. I heard they start filming this week, but, could be a rumor.

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According to the article I dug up, filming starts tomorrow. The new season premieres May 31st.

EDIT: Here's the FAQ for people selected to audition in front of the judges. A lot of things have to be done before a contestant actually appears before the judges. The point where Russ could have appeared on the show this season has already passed but I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he thought he had a chance right up until filming started. I do hope we get a rant tomorrow about how the judge didn't do their job by granting the injunction.
 
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One thing I've noticed about the women Russ lusts after is that they're always heavily made-up, often surgically altered bimbos with faces like agricultural machinery. He doesn't like pretty women, girl-next-door women, glamorous women or even particularly beautiful women - he likes exhibitionist women. He just likes women who like to pose and like to get their fake tits out. Maybe in Russ' brain exhibitionist = available? He also likes women who don't seem to have strong personalities, or at least ones who come across as genuine or accessible. He likes Instagram hoes, not e-girls for instance, because e-girls talk a lot. Pop stars are generally less publicly talkative than say, rock stars - he likes Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, but not Christina Scabbia or Alyssa White-Gluz. It's really clear that he just wants a sex doll with a pulse, and he finds women less attractive when they open their mouths - which is kinda ironic when you think of it.

Maybe I just have weird taste in women, but almost none of the thots he harasses are attractive at all.
 
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One thing I've noticed about the women Russ lusts after is that they're always heavily made-up, often surgically altered bimbos with faces like agricultural machinery. He doesn't like pretty women, girl-next-door women, glamorous women or even particularly beautiful women - he likes exhibitionist women. He just likes women who like to pose and like to get their fake tits out. Maybe in Russ' brain exhibitionist = available? He also likes women who don't seem to have strong personalities, or at least ones who come across as genuine or accessible. He likes Instagram hoes, not e-girls for instance, because e-girls talk a lot. Pop stars are generally less publicly talkative than say, rock stars - he likes Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, but not Christina Scabbia or Alyssa White-Gluz. It's really clear that he just wants a sex doll with a pulse, and he finds women less attractive when they open their mouths - which is kinda ironic when you think of it.

Maybe I just have weird taste in women, but almost none of the thots he harasses are attractive at all.
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Ultimately what he wants is a status symbol he can fuck.
 
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Spunt said:
One thing I've noticed about the women Russ lusts after is that they're always heavily made-up, often surgically altered bimbos with faces like agricultural machinery. He doesn't like pretty women, girl-next-door women, glamorous women or even particularly beautiful women - he likes exhibitionist women. He just likes women who like to pose and like to get their fake tits out. Maybe in Russ' brain exhibitionist = available? He also likes women who don't seem to have strong personalities, or at least ones who come across as genuine or accessible. He likes Instagram hoes, not e-girls for instance, because e-girls talk a lot. Pop stars are generally less publicly talkative than say, rock stars - he likes Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, but not Christina Scabbia or Alyssa White-Gluz. It's really clear that he just wants a sex doll with a pulse, and he finds women less attractive when they open their mouths - which is kinda ironic when you think of it.

Maybe I just have weird taste in women, but almost none of the thots he harasses are attractive at all.
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Ehh, Erika was normal-looking. Cute, but not a bimbo.
 
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Spunt said:
One thing I've noticed about the women Russ lusts after is that they're always heavily made-up, often surgically altered bimbos with faces like agricultural machinery. He doesn't like pretty women, girl-next-door women, glamorous women or even particularly beautiful women - he likes exhibitionist women. He just likes women who like to pose and like to get their fake tits out. Maybe in Russ' brain exhibitionist = available? He also likes women who don't seem to have strong personalities, or at least ones who come across as genuine or accessible. He likes Instagram hoes, not e-girls for instance, because e-girls talk a lot. Pop stars are generally less publicly talkative than say, rock stars - he likes Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, but not Christina Scabbia or Alyssa White-Gluz. It's really clear that he just wants a sex doll with a pulse, and he finds women less attractive when they open their mouths - which is kinda ironic when you think of it.

Maybe I just have weird taste in women, but almost none of the thots he harasses are attractive at all.
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It's more of that fan speculation that he's just some fucking alien that was dropped on Earth and told to act like a dude. And dudes like "hot chicks." So that's what he likes.

If I'm being honest, I dislike all the IG thots he preys on. Yes, they're superficially pretty, they have that pancake shit all over their faces, they possess flawless chassis that can realistically only be obtained by throwing up every meal, their buzzooms are massive and ill-fitting, every single goddamn picture they upload looks like it was from an underwear catalogue...all stereotypically "hot" women that 13 year old boys would fawn over. Wait until he finds out all these artificial bimbos shit, have periods, and smell bad after a long day. He'd probably be repulsed.

I bet crusty Rusty doesn't even know about periods. He's such an alien.
 
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