DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

8 for the gimmick alone. Personally I would like 6.

I dunno Piggy doesn't like anything that isn't off the bone slop and that has the word crunch in it and he don't do crunchy.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Detractors should really start comparing Phil with kingcobrajfs. There's alot of similarities there i don't think alot of people realize. If Phil realized a retard alcoholic is making 1000s a month on donations getting fucking hammered all day an ordering doordash he'd lose his fucking mind. Legit this dude gets twice Phil's viewship on average. I don't have the time or resources to do it but there's alot I think that could be taken away from those comparisons. I feel they also both share a similar behind the scense paypig/puppeteer structure.

The least it makes me happy realizing a guy of Phil's ego is literally dwarfed by a fucking boglim creature with a drinking problem and mental defecienes.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[DeeTracktor]

So Phils birthday plan is ''Give me money for WWE and watch me eat''

Mature adult

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

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So apart from the sad sad sad decorations, party horn and custom not at all bought cake, how is this different from any other begathon?

I know Phil is a lazy fucktard with zero imagination but still.

 

[Adebisi]

I'm just going to call it now are you all ready for the big sub goal announcement tomorrow it should go something like this "are you guys ready?" Stall for 5 mins then queue the retard sound box. "COOKING WITH THE KING WILL RETURN IF WE MAKE 400 subs or more during the month of April."

"You guys have been begging for cooking with the king. I'm giving you what you want so sub if you want to see it"

He will throw in that last bit to make sure everyone knows who's to blame if he does not hit the goal

 

[LolCowCentral]

I'm just going to call it now are you all ready for the big sub goal announcement tomorrow it should go something like this "are you guys ready?" Stall for 5 mins then queue the retard sound box. "COOKING WITH THE KING WILL RETURN IF WE MAKE 400 subs or more during the month of April."

"You guys have been begging for cooking with the king. I'm giving you what you want so sub if you want to see it"

He will throw in that last bit to make sure everyone knows who's to blame if he does not hit the goal

He said it's never been done before and it's "unprecedented" which means it's something he saw on someone else's channel. Likely one of the elden ring people that told him it's okay to play his way.

I'll die if it's a shirtless stream like Rich does

 

[RandyFries]

He said it's never been done before and it's "unprecedented" which means it's something he saw on someone else's channel. Likely one of the elden ring people that told him it's okay to play his way.

I'll die if it's a shirtless stream like Rich does

This is where Phil’s “nuance” comes in. (Actually a lie) and it’s “Live Cooking With The King”! He’s never done an interactive livestream unique custom cooking show before!

 

[Genichiro]

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What is this way of writing ?
"trying out my birthday cake for the first time"
Dood, a cake is not a khansole.
is this dunce is implying it will be the first time he is having cake ? So Phil got dentures and finally can chew.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think you guys are being a little too optimistic about Phil's super special motivational surprise.

Last super special surprise? A knight hat.
Before that? A Viking hat.
Before that? A Pikachu hat.

A fake hair hat. A Nazi hat. A hat, a hat, a hat.

How would a collaboration even work? Phil doesn't like Wings and there is no way he would split the revenue with him. Phil loved John Rambo and even then he only threw Rambo $100 a month for gas money.

Phil is retarded when he says he's run out of ideas on how to increase his memberships. Here's three ideas I just thought of.
1. Hit the membership goal and Phil does a condo tour. It's been years. People want to see his house. He would hit this goal easily.
2. Record his day off. People would love to see Phil's adventures shopping at Fred Meyer and the Pet Depot. Show us the Toyota with a month's worth of cat shit in the back seat. Show us what a non-drinker is buying every week at the liquor store.
3. Shower video. It's been years since the last one. Phil's audience are gay and they would love to see Phil naked again.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He said it's never been done before and it's "unprecedented" which means it's something he saw on someone else's channel. Likely one of the elden ring people that told him it's okay to play his way.

I'll die if it's a shirtless stream like Rich does

So it's going to be Feasting With The King from a place he hasn't ordered from before then.

 

[Elescondido]

Dont know if someone said this before but my prediction is that his members goal will be adding a superchat goal

 

[tzgnilki]

I think you guys are being a little too optimistic about Phil's super special motivational surprise.

Last super special surprise? A knight hat.
Before that? A Viking hat.
Before that? A Pikachu hat.

A fake hair hat. A Nazi hat. A hat, a hat, a hat.

How would a collaboration even work? Phil doesn't like Wings and there is no way he would split the revenue with him. Phil loved John Rambo and even then he only threw Rambo $100 a month for gas money.

Phil is retarded when he says he's run out of ideas on how to increase his memberships. Here's three ideas I just thought of.
1. Hit the membership goal and Phil does a condo tour. It's been years. People want to see his house. He would hit this goal easily.
2. Record his day off. People would love to see Phil's adventures shopping at Fred Meyer and the Pet Depot. Show us the Toyota with a month's worth of cat shit in the back seat. Show us what a non-drinker is buying every week at the liquor store.
3. Shower video. It's been years since the last one. Phil's audience are gay and they would love to see Phil naked again.

I don't think it will be anything spectacular, due to 50 memberships only being worth $250

if I had to put money on it, i'd say he's going to play fightcade

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I miss this era honestly

 

[Balr0g]

Here is an idea about his 400 subs goal. He is going back to Twitch because allahdapeople told him to go back. He will for the first time ever in his life swallow his fragile pride and apologize to someone wholeheartedly. And then the world will end.

Oh btw can we have a Kiwifarms 1 year anniversary party for Phil getting kicked out of the Twitch partnership? It's just 19 days (I think) until this unprecedented moment in Twitch history

 

[Very Honest Content]

The signs are all obviously there and I don't know if "next highlight" made me skip this guess already or not, but here's mine; return of teasing co-op with paypigs in games, no he'll never actually deliver it because it won't juice membership numbers but even if it did he'd scam them worse than the member's goal viewers choice Divinity 2: Original Sin from 2020 ended up being lied to about a play through of that game being done as the reward.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I miss this era honestly

This and the picture of him in a long sleeve top because "he can't afford heating" are his magnum opus of Instagram.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

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"AND I'll be trying out my birthday cake for the first time!!" You fucking dent you already ate your birthday cake on stream before, I'm sure that if asked about this the king of semantics will say "Well I mean that I will be eating THIS CAKE for the first time on stream" , this kind of shit shows how much a need he has to manipulate and lie about everything as long as it is convenient for him. Phil wants to add hype for eating a retarded cake on stream and because that sounds stupid he has to add FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! And has to use semantics to justify how this is technically the first time because it's a new cake being tried for the first time.

Imagine someone doing this shit IRL, no wonder he has no friends, if I knew someone that did this I would stop talking to him because if someone is lying about something so stupid that means he lies all the time. Also I like how he uses PLUS and AND when talking about how he will eat food on stream, as if you are suppoused to get hyped for watching an obese 40 year looking 55 dude devouring on camera and complaining that his life is hard enough to be chewing his food.

 

[Corpun]

A 2D demon also interviewed Robert Pattinson for a movie.

Also, since I clearly remember Phil clout chasing by liking a Calliope Mori tweet (for some fucked up reason) I feel this is most relevant here.

I feel like Phil could improve his day off old man rants immensely by presenting them in the form of a diss track, as seen here.

A lot of English speaking Vtubers seem aware of who Phil is. Nyanners mentioned him once, that Metolur one sis also and wanted to do a collab. Our old buddy Kevin Burnsmoney shows up in her stream as well in the video. To be honest I'd love to see Phil collab with a vtuver just to see how nervous he gets around 2d women with an actual stream personality and energy.

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I miss this era honestly

Compare that closeup to one we have today. Phil has aged terribly.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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I miss this era honestly

He looks like a washed-up Ron Jeremy. Redundant, I know.